Doc Doctor

Arena Chat Thread

@Sikako J

We could have a good warmup match to get your engine oil boiling again.

K9- Nine Killers (Modern/PvP/City rp)

@AtlasRedfox

I recall reading a comic where this dude is scheduled to fight this guy, but when he sees the guy the dude is all like, "OH SHIT" because the guy had posed as a restaraunt employee several hours earlier to slip the dude some high powered laxatives.

A character that has the target discretely poisoned before anybody knows anything about anything. What if your OC had such a level of preparation that if a random thug tries to mug her, she be all like, "I know your address, the addresses of all your kin, and every last one of you has already been lethally poisoned."

Of course that'd be tough as @$#% in PvP considering the necessity of a detailed prep.

That reminds me, and this is for everyone. If your don't want other players to see your prep just in case of subliminal metagaming, pm it to @LeeRoy.

Then if there's a dispute over the validity of a secret plan or weapon, he may confirm it.

K9- Nine Killers (Modern/PvP/City rp)

Shotguns and bombs, man...

K9- Nine Killers (Modern/PvP/City rp)

Feel free to chuck around character ideas. Remember, this won't be a gentle roleplay. There will be blood, and multiple players will be trying to ruthlessly murder your character by /any/ means possible, likely when you are least expecting it.

K9- Nine Killers (Modern/PvP/City rp)

Nine Killers

Before I shoot up the intro, I'll explain the general idea. The roleplay starts out with nine players, nine characters. Nine killers, who work in Las Vegas. The group is known as K9, and so long as you stay within the limits of modern technology and skill, you are allowed to make them as hardcore as possible. K9 gets hired to carry out high profile hits as an elite team, yeah? Mob stuff. But where's the fun in taking down NPC's?

Here's where it gets interesting. After the members of K9 have been established, the rest of the applicants will be /against/ K9. There can be as many extra killers as possible trying to take down the big group, and your creativity in how it gets done is the limit. Team up with friends. Fight solo and hog the glory. Pragmatism reigns supreme. Fight dirty, be cheap, shoot people in the head from behind point blank with no warning. Yes, it will be that kind of roleplay. No. Holds. Barred.

It continues until all K9 members are defeated. That's the primary goal of every freelance character. Why, you ask?

Come up with your own reasons. Your character may want to reduce the crime rate, or become the new top killer, or compete for a job.

That's about all there is to it. Any questions, suggestions?

By the way, if you are feeling up for it, here's the character sheet to muck about with. Show me just how badass you can get, honey. The first nine applications WILL form K9, this is mandatory to prevent too few players from joining the main group. Only can freelancers join in after K9 is filled out.

Feel free to mix-in all the character photos/images you want! The personality/background can be as long as you are comfortable with.

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*Name: Your character's name. You know, that their parents gave them.

*Alias: A cool nickname. You know you want it.

*Age: You were born, right?

*Height: Midget? Gigantism?

*Weight: Want to kill by sitting on someone's head?

*Appearance: I'd suggest wearing black, but you know. Pink has its advantages I'm sure, but right now I'm drawing blanks.

*Physical Abilities/Skills: Back flipping is possible, but I'd not recommend that if your opponent has a machine gun and isn't a Storm Trooper.

*Personality: Quirks are wonderful, but don't get too attached. There will be many graves.

*Background: Both parents dead? Go play on a superhero thread.

*Theme Music: Music gives us all a good feel for your character's "vibe". Come on!

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Arena Chat Thread

@Skallagrim

Nobody fights Kentucky Tom. Probably because his specialty is ruining any semblance of dignity an opponent could have.

Arena Chat Thread

@Divinity@LeeRoy

How about a three-way? I've been hankering for a chance to use Kentucky Tom.

Kentucky Tom

Name: Kentucky Tom
Age: 29
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 pounds
Race: Human
Class: Jerkwad
Alignment: Chaotic
Eye Color: Unknown



Weapons and Equipment: Ray-Ban sunglasses, unfiltered Wildhorse cigarettes, white suit with black tie.

Physical Abilities/Skills: Physically and mentally, Kentucky Tom is remarkably average. He's no more fit than a man of his age normally is. He is, however, one seriously hardass dickweed who used to be a fast talkin' auctioneer. He has only one special ability, but it is virtually impossible to kill or incapacitate with it. His power is known as "Really Buggersome Affectations". He can inflict nasty effects upon enemies by speaking the magic words of a curse and then pointing and firing a softball sized orb of arcane energy. The speed of the shot depends of the nastiness of the curse. Such curses as "Horndoggums Humprumpus" travel at half the speed of a small thrown object, whilst curses like "Pinkwimpor Buttflamingonum" move as fast as bullets. Those in the middle fly as arrows. He can slow down spells as much as he wants and return then to full speed at will after firing them, as much as he likes. He can combine multiple curses into a single attack, the arcane orb increasing in size with each spell added. He can speak at 250 words per minute, about as many as a good auctioneer. He cannot use the same curse twice in a row. The only way to break these curses is to kill him. The known curses he uses are...

*"Impreggio Bitchpleasum"- Impregnates whomever he is pointing at, forcing a baby to be conceived within them. This works on men and inanimate objects. Each subsequent hit halves the pregnancy time, starting at one week pregnant. The baby is ready by week forty. (Mid-Speed)

*"Baldickus Bodilicious"- Instantly removes all the hair on your body. (Fast-Speed)

*"Gayroticus Weinerfestum"- Turns the victim gay. (Slow-Speed)

*"Fartilliarum Skidmarkius"- Gives you the messy farts. (Med)

*"Pinkwimpor Buttflamingonum"- Turns your skin pink. (Fast)

*"Retardingus Shitheadellus"- Lowers an enemy's I.Q by one point. (Med)

*"Dirtlingus Shoutloudius"- Forces an opponent to yell out their deepest, dirtiest secret and then proceed to do so again every two minutes. Each time Tom hits a victim with this curse, it halves the time that they can go without shouting. (Fast)

*"Whiteytightus Fucknuttums"- Makes your underwear ultra-tight and uncomfortable. Each hit by the curse makes the ol' drawers get tighter and tighter until the waistband snaps. (Fast)

*"Beardantili Hipsterium"- Gives you a huge beard. Each hit increases the beard length by 18 inches. (Fast)

*"Nudesweeta Bareassum"- Evaporates the target's clothing into an embarrasing gooey honey mist. (Med)

*"Weaboonekus Fucknuttus"- Gives you a bunny tail and cat ears. (Fast)

*"Pisswiggums Bladdersmallis"- Makes you have to pee really bad. (Med)

*"Horndoggums Humprumpus"- Makes you insanely attracted to the next thing Kentucky Tom points at. It takes tremenous will to resist, and becomes a major distraction until the urge is "satisfied". (Slow)

*"Nipgantius Bigtittumus"- The victim's boob area will grow to five times normal size. (Slow)

*"Fatassium Bastardus"- Makes the victim obese. (Slow)

*"Lolhardickus"- Forces the victim into an awkward situation the likes of which occur most often to us in the morning. If used on a female, it will materialize the required assets upon her being. (Fast)

*"Pussysobbium Crybabius"- Makes you cry uncontrollably. (Med)

*"Racechangium Laughardiculum"- Changes the victim's race. By changing the first word to "Sexchangium" Tom can alter gender instead. (Slow)

*"Narratium Expositorium"- Forces the victim to narrate their actions as they do them in a deep, dramatic voice. They cannot complete their attack until the end of the narration. (Slow)

*"Smurftardicus Squeakerotica"- Gives you a high pitched helium voice. (Fast)

*"Butthorkus Limporkus"- The victim becomes a transgender drag queen complete with unwieldy high heels and wig. (Slow)

*"Blindorial Nerdwerdus"- Makes you near and short sighted and materializes a pair of prescription glasses onto your face. (Med)

*"Pizzamugums Pubertum"- Gives the victim a load of acne. (Fast)

*"Glasswhackius Buttmunchickus"- Makes you instantly punch the nearest person with glasses in the face nice and hard, even if it is yourself. (Med)

*"Dildus Rubberium"- Turns an enemy's weapon into a certain rubber implement. (Slow)

*"Foolookius Overthereius"- Makes you look where Tom is pointing. (Slow)

*"Itchums MacGuiness"- Makes you feel very itchy all over. (Slow)

Background: Kentucky Tom grew up in the rough part of town and was constantly harangued by bullies. Why? He had a smart mouth. Shooting off insults came naturally to Tom. He pissed off teachers, parents, drivers, senators, dogs, you name it. He never had much cash, since his job as an auctioneer didn't pay all that well. But then one day, everything changed. He met an old fakir who beseeched Tom to sell an old Porsche for enough money to bail his deviant grandson out of jail. Tom felt pity for the mystic and at the next auction, sold the vehicle for twice what it was really worth. Out of gratitude the fakir bestowed upon Kentucky Tom the power to incur hilarious status effects upon the unwary.

Theme Music:

The City of Masks (Watchmen-inspired RP)

@BCTheEntity@Xandrya

Nothing happened. Donny frowned. He had miscalculated Red Claw's pragmatism.

Donny had lied to Lilly. Instead of going to a park a mile away, he had driven straight to the meeting spot, placed plastic explosives atop the phone booth, and then broke into a nearby building to wait on the third floor with his .950 caliber sniper rifle. He was wearing a curly black wig. The plan hadn't been complicated. Give Lilly false information and a grenade launcher filled with blanks, to ensure that she couldn't interfere if she decided to switch sides. Then simply shoot the target when he neared the booth, and then blow up the booth for good measure.

If Claw survived or managed to locate Donny, Donny'd have taken out an airsoft gun similar in appearance to a police issued 9mm, ran to a nearby alley, squirted fake blood all over his online-bought inspector's uniform, tossed a lit cigarette further down the alley, and then played the part of a well spoken lawman who had been wounded by a fleeing Donny. The idea was that the moment Red Claw turned his back on the fallen "policeman", Donny'd whip out his Magnum. In that alley, every piece of cover had a hidden c4 on it.

But no, all the planning was for naught. Donny returned to his van via back building entrance and drove off without telling Lilly. She was free now.

Donny still had another psychological weapon to use against Red Claw. Dread.

When would Donny attack a school? Tomorrow? In a week? A month? Which school? How many could he kill?

The impending doom of potential cancer, waiting on a doctor's prognosis.

Your college loan is over sixty grand, and the text test determines whether or not you fail.

It all pales in comparison to the reality of the situation. A merciless psychopath will kill many children as a direct result of your choice. But he hasn't done it yet. He's letting it stew, letting the black core of inner turmoil boil, allowing time for the icy claws of fear to grip the heart and squeeeeze...

The City of Masks (Watchmen-inspired RP)

@BCTheEntity

There's really no way to know, that's the problem. Everything Donny does is iffy. Perhaps he could be weeded out of hiding by a dozen vigilantes methodically and carefully combing an area for traps in a tightening circle, but even then it's a big gamble.

Best advice I can give is don't be afraid to fight like scum. I'm talking "Jump out of the shadows with an Uzi and try to unload a clip point blank from behind" dirty. If Donny hadn't been distracted and blown his own cover when he first saw Red Claw (he was whistling and strolled out into the open), he'd have absolutely tried to kill Claw as quickly and as cheaply as possible.

The chance to kill Donny will come sooner or later.

Arena Chat Thread

@ImportantNobody

So in a nutshell...