Young Money vs The Mad Gear Motorhead
Ms Fortune, Captain Falcon, and Bartholomew/Marguerite Bogard
Word Count: 3195 (+4)
With a sputtering engine noise, the hulking Abigail pulled a massive arm back and then swung it forward in a massive left cross, aimed downward at the pipsqueaks before him. For the giant it might have been just a medium punch, but for the Bogard twins it looked like an unstoppable force of nature, a massive fist big enough to use either of their heads as a speed bag. That made evasion their top priority, but as they split to either side with a brisk dodge, the very unthreatened Abigail followed up on his whiffed punch with a big step to close the distance toward one of them, his target chosen at random. After he planted his foot in front of Marg, he lashed out with the other with a huge kick. Nadia winced reflexively, not at all sure that the teenager could take it.
Instead of striking the girl’s head, though, it collided with the hidden amber barrier around her, bringing the grid of interlocking triangles back into view. As Marg flinched, a half-dozen fragments broke off her shield. Taking the form of golden diamonds, they bounced away like rolled dice and scattered around the battlefield, where they floated just above the ground in a tantalizing collectable manner. When Marg tallied them up, she seemed more disappointed than afraid. “One short!”
From atop the scrapped SWAT van Nadia stared at the little gems, mesmerized by what looked like precious dropped change, and she wasn’t the only one they distracted. Still not really concerned about his foes, Abigail glanced down at the glittery goodies too, only for Bart to dart forward and snatch three of them up. He nimbly ducked backward when the behemoth grasped at him, then clasped the crystals in his fist, crushing them to gain their amber power. As golden cracks appeared in his arm, the young man dropped to one knee to strike the ground. A familiar exclamation punctuated the impact.
“Power Wave!”
The golden cracks flowed down his arm and across the junkyard’s red dirt like an earthquake’s faultline. It traveled toward the confused Abigail quickly, and when it reached beneath him the amber energy erupted, cannoning three paydirt shardshots into Abigail from below. He let out an odd screech like a braking vehicle’s tires, as much in surprise as in pain. Then the earth practically shook as Abigail jumped into the air. Nadia watched, alarmed, as he thrust out both legs in a colossal dropkick. Gritting his teeth, Bart sidestepped just enough to turn the devastating impact into a glancing blow that sent four shards tumbling across the ground.
While her brother fled from Abigail’s wrath, Marg made her move and swooped in to gather as many shrapnel gems as she could. In so doing she unwittingly placed her back toward Abigail, who rounded on her with a flailing backhand. The blow shattered her shield and almost bowled Marg over, but her shield’s destruction dropped two extra gems dropped in front of her, and scooping them up brought her total to eight. As Abigail’s enormous shadow fell over her, the girl looked over her shoulder and snapped her fingers. “All in!”
A dozen feet overhead, a horizontal window into another dimension opened up, and from it tumbled a cascade of manhole-sized golden poker chips. They slammed down on Abigail’s head and brawny shoulders in an opulent deluge, battering him until the opening slammed shut a few seconds later. Nadia couldn’t help but laugh, delighted, as the giant sputtered in anger. “Wow, your power is literally money? That’s rich!”
The breakout of a fight was the kind of noise that wasn’t easily missed. But Captain Falcon was prepared at first to write it off as a particularly spirited sparring match between two members of the Fatal Fury Dojo. That is until he heard the familiar exclamation of ‘Power Wave’. That stopped the bounty hunter in his tracks and made him look back toward the dojo that he was in the process of putting behind him.
”Isn’t that the name of one of Terry’s-”Cap’s question was cut off by his surprise at what he saw. A big SWAT vehicle near a big, nasty-looking bruiser of some kind. And it looked like he was trying to take down a pair of kids! But even that wasn’t the most shocking thing to catch the Captain’s eye. Another familiar-looking someone was standing on top of the van. He wouldn’t have recognized her at first until she blurted out one of her trademark puns.
”Ms Fortune?” Falcon blurted out himself, but didn’t exactly give himself any time to fully process the scene before breaking into a heated sprint.
At the sound of her name, Nadia immediately turned to look in the direction of the callout’s source, confirming that Falcon’s guess was right on the money. “Car-ap!” She froze like a deer in headlights, searching frantically for an escape route.
But Falcon wasn’t making a run at Nadia. Instead the F-Zero pilot made a big leap clear over the SWAT vehicle and past where Nadia was watching the fight. Sure, the Seekers had been trying to find the feral, but Falcon wasn’t about to stand by while a big bruiser tried to attack the kids.
”FALCON KICK!”Cap’s voice rang sharply from his mid-air position as his body quickly corrected itself into a flaming fiery kick threatening to slam into Abigail from above like a meteor dropping out of the sky.
By the time Falcon rushed into action, Abigail had launched a new offensive against the twins. He stooped to slap the ground, entering a sort of trackstarter stance, then thundered forward with Nitro Charge. “Vrrrrroom, vrrrrroom!”
Bart held his ground in front of the giant to cover his sister as she retreated to replenish her shield with Cornerstone Deluxe, firing off the few golden gems he’d collected in the form of a close-range shotgun blast. “Crack Shoot!” It was nothing like the move he’d taken the name from, although it did cleave closer to the meaning of the words involved. Unfortunately for Bart, Abigail’s Nitro Charge soaked the shardshots without flinching.
If not for Falcon’s sudden appearance, his Dynamite Punch might have crashed through Bart’s shield and sent him flying. Instead the Captain’s fiery boot struck Abigail’s upper back. “Ow!” The blow almost doubled him over, but Falcon bounced off the next moment. It would take more than that to fell this musclebound titan. He turned around as Falcon landed a short distance away, a snarl on his face as Galeem’s influence took over. “Hey!”
“What’re you doing?” Bart barked, waving the Captain away.
A new shimmering amber shield took shape around Marg as she tapped into her Cornerstone shard’s power. “This is our fight!” she yelled at Falcon.
”Your fight?” Falcon repeated, and now noticed the fact that neither of the kids were gleaming like Abigail was. Unfortunately for all of them, he lacked any context and there wasn’t any time for that to be shared right now.
”Did you two start this fight?”None of it made sense. On one hand, Abigail looked like the clear aggressor. But on the other hand, the kids were making it crystal clear that they didn’t want any help, which made it seem as though they started the fight or at the very least wanted this fight to happen. Either way, Galeem’s influence made resolving this peacefully impossible.
”90 seconds.” Cap finally said,
”I’ll give you that long to win this fight yourselves before I step in again. Same time limit as the tournament matches. If you really insist that you handle it then that shou-!”In the middle of Falcon’s speech, the giant hooligan interrupted him with EX Abigail Punch. Surrounded in orange energy, he hammered the captain with ten absurdly fast uppercuts, launched like the pistons of an engine. “VUVUVUVUVUVUVUV VEE EIGHT!” Abigail finished the brutal special move with a monumental upward clap to send Falcon flying.
Now mostly hidden behind an idle excavator, Nadia winced at the sight of her fellow Seeker sailing away. This was no time for conversation, and now that they had a third party involved, things were practically guaranteed to get out of hand. The twins needed to take charge of the situation. They charged together, yelling at their target in sync. “Hey, ugly! Don’t forget about us!”
“Rrrgh?” With a grunt Abigail pivoted around, forcing the kids to stop short to avoid his flailing hammer-fist. Unfortunately for them, with no ambergold they’d need their foe to keep chipping their shields to create golden gems for the pair to collect and use. If either lost their shield and took an unmitigated hit from this meathead, it might be curtains. Theirs was a tricky and dangerous gameplan, one very foreign to the formulas that governed Esaka’s fights. Nevertheless, the blonde twins seemed determined to prove themselves, so the dance of death continued. Though she put on a brave face, Nadia couldn’t help but worry and wonder if, like Captain Falcon, she ought to intercede. Regardless of what the kids wanted, the lives of Lost Numbers were not replaceable.
Before she could come to a decision, things went wrong. In trying to launch a coordinated attack, Bart and Marg wound up point-blank against Abigail. Having stacked amber shields with Cornerstone Deluxe, they reasoned that they could take whatever the giant dished out, but any grappler worth his salt had an answer for opponents overconfident in their defense. He reached out and snatched them, his massive mitts passing right through the shields, and grabbed them. Unceremoniously he hurled them straight upward, several stories into the air, and as they fell screaming Abigail revved up his arm for an immense open-handed slap. The heavy bash instantly shattered Bart’s shield and sent him careening into Marg, which broke her barrier two. The twins tumbled away into the red dust, coming to rest in a heap against a pile of junk.
“Ugh…” Bart groaned, instinctively reaching for the shining stone inlaid in his tie clasp. “No way we gotta up the ante in our first fight, right?”
Marg mirrored his gesture as she picked herself up. In front of them Abigail stomped closer, sputtering in anticipation like an idle engine. “Whatever it takes. We don’t fold that easily…”
Meanwhile Falcon was pushing himself back to his feet from the bit of wreckage he had landed in. Despite taking the brutal special move unmitigated, the Captain had nary a scratch on him and wasn’t even so much as winded. There were no Heavenly Principles active at this time and therefore his invincibility from Mint Condition had prevented any actual damage from occurring. Of course, that effect was now worn off.
”Now that was just plain rude.” He muttered as he dusted himself off and looked in time to see the twins’ shields be completely broken by Abigail. He
did say 90 seconds, but frankly Abigail had successfully gotten him feeling rather nettled. Granted, it was entirely because of Galeem’s influence and his own decision to spend a moment too long talking, but still. That, and seeing the twins get their shields broken so quickly made it clear they may have gotten in over their heads a bit.
So with a quick sprint, Falcon practically launched himself back into the fight. Only this time he wasn’t going to allow himself to let up,
”Raptor Boost!” He called sharply as he tried to surprise Abigail from behind with a flame-wrapped uppercut of his own that would launch the hulking bruiser upward if it fully connected. But then Falcon tried to jump up after his opening and somersault forward into a downward double heel kick intended to send Abigail slamming back onto the ground. It was none other than Captain Falcon’s patented
”Heel of Shame!”This time the bounty hunter didn’t bother with any chatter. Instead he dropped into stance and readied himself for whatever retaliation Abigail tried to unleash next.
Now fully focused on the Captain, Abigail knelt to slap the ground, then push forward Nitro Charge. He closed in on his target, his armored command run more dangerous than its somewhat comical appearance might suggest, but well before he reached Falcon he tucked forward in order to perform a massive front-flip. Abigail essentially flopped forward onto his back, his momentum and great weight bringing his legs down in an ungainly but destructive variation on Falcon’s own heel drop.
From afar the twins just watched for a moment, furious at the man’s interference but in need of a moment to breathe and decide what they’d do next.
Luckily for the bounty hunter, Falcon didn’t have to think too hard on how to respond. Clearly Abigail was monstrously strong and tough, but that sort of build pretty much always came at the cost of speed. And that was something that the Captain had in spades that he could take advantage of. As soon as Abigail was off the ground, Falcon tumbled straight forward. The idea was to slip underneath Abigail’s momentum while the bruiser was in the air performing his front flip and then to end up behind where he landed.
So after his forward dive roll, Captain Falcon instantly whirled around and began pelting Abigail with a flurry of blindingly fast forward kicks,
”Gen’ei Kyaku!” At this point it became clear that this fight would almost certainly end up being a pattern of Falcon nimbly dodging Abigail’s more sluggish form and essentially chipping away with attacks that were lightning fast but not super strong. Falcon would have to build up his Power Gauge some more if he wanted to use his hardest hitting techniques. Either that or risk winding up for a Falcon Punch which was probably ill-advised at this stage.
After the last kick of his Gen’ei Kyaku, Falcon tried to follow up with a close range blast of fiery chi from his palms,
”Ryuugeki Ken!” If he could stall a bit longer he'd have a Power Gauge stock he could use for something bigger, either that or the twins might have a way to capitalize on Abigail currently being focused on him. Whichever happened to come first.
The fireball scattered against Abigail’s block, the sparks and embers billowing aside to reveal his scowling mug. He bent and slapped the ground as if to use Nitro Charge point-blank, only to roll backward in an attempt to bait out an attack from Falcon. “Reverse!” he yelled. Then he unleashed a Nitro Charge for real, this one EX-supercharged and aglow with latent power. Even his footsteps were strong enough to cause damage and hitstun as the juggernaut chased Falcon down. “Gugugug gugugug gugugug!”
At the same time, the Bogard twins had hatched a plan. Even if they couldn’t dissuade the Captain’s interference, they could still scheme to steal the win by landing a decisive final blow, and they didn’t need their forebears’ full power to do it. Instead, the two made the most of Abigail being distracted to bash their amber shields against one another. Each impact dropped a couple shattered shards of golden earth power, and it didn’t take long for both to nab seven, their collective lucky number.
Falcon lunged forward half a step, his arm winding up for a Falcon Punch for just a split second before he pivoted into a backflip that he then turned into a run. He’d seen Abigail perform a Nitro Charge before, right before his initial intervention. So it wasn’t impossible to guess what the bruiser’s bent knee stance likely entailed. He was also fortunate that he was a much faster runner than Abigail, or avoiding the Charge would be markedly more difficult to do.
At that moment Bart and Marg stole the show, raising a mirrored hand in tandem to snap their fingers. “Shot loaded right!” they chorused. Overhead, a trapdoor to the poker chip dimension pulled open, and down came a deluge of giant chips. Falcon could probably hustle out of the way, but for Abigail there was no escape from the concussive downpour. Fourteen times the falling chips bludgeoned him, and no matter how thick the giant’s skull was, that was just too much punishment to take on top of the damage he’d received already. With a guttural groan, like a diesel engine all out of fuel, Abigail slumped to the ground.
“We did it!” The twins high-fived, still elated by their win despite Falcon’s interference. Of course, anyone with more experience in Esaka could predict that Abigail would recover in a few moments, alight with anger and ready for round two.
The last thing Falcon expected was a literal downpour of poker chips from the sky. He actually had to do a full Raptor Boost to dive ahead as far as he could to avoid getting caught in it. And behind him it sounded like Abigail wasn’t nearly so fortunate. But as the twins celebrated, the Captain turned his helmeted head to look in the direction of where Abigail was practically buried in poker chips. He wasn’t quite so celebratory yet.
”We need to get out of here!” He said with an urgent tone. Bruisers like Abigail were always known for their stubborn tenacity. And Falcon could hazard a guess that the hulking man wasn’t going to stay down for long. And if they stuck around for round two, they’d be dealing with an even meaner and angrier Abigail than they had been already. There was also the matter of Bart seemingly knowing how to use one of Terry’s signature moves. He wanted to talk to them about that as soon as they had a minute to actually breathe.
”Come with me and I’ll tell you what I know about Terry.” Cap added, hoping that would be convincing enough as he took a wild guess that they might be looking for Terry the same as he was. He also made a point to look to where he remembered seeing Nadia standing, hoping the feral hadn’t run off during the chaos. Unfortunately, there was no sign of the feral anywhere.
“Ms Fortune? Fortuuuuuune?” The twins’ own impulse to find their self-proclaimed tour guide was tempered by the urgency in Falcon’s voice and the name he somehow knew to drop for them. Terry was, after all, just the person the two wanted to find. With neither a reappearance nor a response from Nadia, and Abigail beginning to come to his senses, the two made a split second-decision.
“You know Terry?” Bart questioned, eliciting a nod.
“Okay, we’re in,” Marg decided. She didn’t think Ms Fortune had just abandoned the siblings, since she seemed to disappear the moment Falcon arrived. Whether he was an enemy she wanted to avoid or a friend she could entrust the kids with, hopefully she’d show up again soon. The twins turned to dash after Falcon as he hastily led them away.