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14 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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16 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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17 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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1 mo ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Greetings and salutations! We look forward to seeing your characters.
What about a report button in the new reply window so members can alert staff to spam or other issues?
Something about Jason being 40% head in the height chart, and therefore having a head that's over two feet tall, really tickles me.


I have a wild elf who has a vocabulary of twenty or so words in Common, she's very good at head shrinking. Just ask the goblin head. Or maybe not, I think he's still sorta touchy about that.
Updated!



@Expendable I do not have a height for Siri/cannot find one.

If you would like these characters to be added to the height chart image. You can supply a rough estimate (if you don't know the exact) of how tall they are and I will add them.

Siri's about 5' 7". Please, no jokes about the Eiffel or the Tokyo Tower.



Ilyana's head


Siri's head


Dia's head

As you can see, the fuzzy select tool left behind a lot of dandruff.
Dia, in her demon humanoid form and as a cat.

Avatars for Ilyana and Siri. Sorry, best I can do at the moment.


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Getting ready for dumb “Siri, what’s the weather supposed to be like tomorrow?”
“I don’t understand, but here’s what I found on whether or not tomorrow likes you.” Jokes


In a previous game, the gm asked Siri to show him the local restaurants, so I belted out this list:

The Dead Necromancer's Tavern (*) - This quiet tavern located on Church Street in Undertaker's Alley is notorious for the nightlife, people are dying to get in. Raise Your Spirits nights on Saturdays offer half-off drinks for terminal illness sufferers.

The Immoral Demon Bar (* * * * *) - A lively location on Phoenix Row where they say you can make a deal for just about anything. Notorious for their cursed magical weapons decor and their Dancing Hands review, a specatular animated display of former customers hands who made the mistake of touching one of the weapons without permission. Remember, you can look, just don't touch.

The Fish Bar (* *) - Dockside on Front Street, this is a fisherman's tavern that offers an excellent clam chowder, sushi, and cheap beer. The caverns entrance sees a brisk business from the harbor mermaids.

The Common Prayer (* *) - Just off of Church Street on Dawn Avenue, this humble bar offers an assortment of gruel, pottage, rye bread, and the house ale. Every night is Sermon Night, where you get a lecture while you're eating following the cancelation of Exorcism Sundays due to licensing issues.

The Vile Elixir Alehouse (* * * *) - On Tower Road opposite the Secret Asylum of Time and next door to the Cloister of Doom, favoried by wizards, witches and warlocks. Closed Mondays. High marks for the Shepards Pie, pulled pork, and their Baked Apple, as well as a fine assortment of cheeses. Specialty drinks, although the Hangman's Doom should be avoided.



To help with making a calendar, how many days are there in a year for this world? What are the days of the week, the name of months? How many days are in a month, typically?
@Tortoise Adjusted character sheet for Siri.

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