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9 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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11 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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12 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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29 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Well, worked out most of my bits finally last night, resurrecting my old power suit. Anyone want to make a connection to a bouncer who works at the only club in the Pit that doesn't water its drinks?
Rizx frowns, not hearing the expected 'thunk' of the bolt retracting.

“A-are you supposed to be doing that?” Kristo asked.
"To escape?" Rizx retorted softly, glancing his way. "Yes."

She re-inserted her lock picks and got back to work, maneuvering her tools into the right spot past the wards and began probing.

What was wrong with her? She sighs, silently. Was it the eyes on her, watching her do this? Was it the stress of knowing it was up to her to get them past this door, and possibly others?
Sure, post his position. Also, any details you can provide about him.

Also, is the cell door hinges well-oiled?
In the corner, the scrap of blanket ripples as Rizx stirs, wincing and softly hissing as she tried to loosen up her back despite all the scars that crisscrossed it and the cold stone that drew her heat away. Her brown eyes took everything in, the darkness revealing all its secrets to the goblin. Quickly, she adjusted the blanket so that it looked like she still slept in it.

Turning, the goblin flashed her pointed teeth in a fierce grin, then carefully made her way across the cell, her feet making no sound on the cold stone. She then fumbles with the drawstring of her pants, producing two wires she'd shaped into crude lock picks, and pressed her side into the cell door as she slips the picks into the key hole. In truth, she and this lock were old, familiar friends.

She glances back at the others, then coughs deeply, a common complaint among many of the prisoners so hardly remarkable, as she twists the mechanism inside, hoping to hide the sound of the bolt retracting, assuming she managed to pick it....
J'eon the Blacksmith


"We have an accord," J'eon replied, his deeper voice cutting through the others as he glances at Vigdis, then back to the captain. "Those metals you are willing to trade, and this very strong metal you will teach me how to work."




Jack Mallory, X.O.


"Anselm, I thought the report was multiple Tekeri were approaching the comm relay," the X.O. growls. "Did we lose track of the others? Or was this one just walking faster?"

Or was the relay just a feint, and the real threat coming elsewhere?

"Wodan, do you see any probable threats approaching the ship or our crew?" Jack demanded.

The X.O. wondered if any of them realized how valuable they were should they become hostages of the locals?
@Arthanus - character is roughed out. I'll see about making some connections.


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Imagine the bear with long braids, he would be so fabulous! I totally volunteer for the big man to just be sitting there getting braids done until the show starts


Don't forget to include the bones. Very important part.
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Co-ed prisons can have a lot of things go wrong in them or inconvenient things.


They usually separate out the sexes, to avoid issues.
Co-ed prisons always surprise me.
J'eon the Blacksmith


"Titan-ium?" J'eon rumbled, surprised. Aluminum was very easy to work, yes, but this... "very strong metal"?

He reared his head back, staring down at the captain, and slowly bared his teeth like he'd seen other humans do, while spreading his arms out to show he was unarmed and not about to attack.

"I would love to learn about this titan-ium, yes."

He wondered if they had much of it on board? But what did it matter, it was more than anyone else was likely to have!




Jack Mallory, X.O.


"Non-lethals?" Jack scowls. "Rubber bullets and bean-bag rounds might be safe to use against the Glen, but if these Tekeri are like the birds we have at home, those may not be as safe for them. And if these are with our allies, they won't like it if we kill their people."

"Tear gas might not phase them and set the dead brush on fire." he sighs. "What does he have in mind?"

“Zey to Bridge, do we have a problem?”

"Tekeri are approaching the comm relay," Jack replied, "Translation suggests they think it's some sort of evil totem and want to take it down. Edwards wants to use some sort of non-lethal, but I'm concerned they won't be non-lethal to the Tekeri. I asked Dr. Ibarra to pass that on to Castigator Nellara, but I've not gotten a response back.

"I've ordered the flashing of the ship's lights as a precaution, but I don't know how many crew will respond."

Especially after he was summarily ordered off the bridge when Dr. Ibarra made unoffical second contact. If the locals realized they were grounded and unable to return with no other alien ships falling from the sky, they could easily set siege on the ship and starve them out.
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