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7 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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10 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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10 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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28 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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That or a ghost that possesses stuff. And would need to animate a manequin in order to kinda-sorta blend-in (or just not be seen).
-A ghost would be kinda fun since how the heck is a vampire supposed to kill a ghost?


How about a ghost possessing someone who's in a long term coma, believed to be a vegetable?


I've made v1.1s before. And a 1.2. Sometimes you think you're done, but then your muse comes back and says hey. Idiot. We're not done here.


I've suddenly had the idea that Qaymu, when he's not performing stage magic at children's parties owns a small antiques bodega. Only his items are sometimes cursed (and not by him)...
Sometimes a second character just pops up.

Blackjack joined the others just as the familiar shout went out, "Captain on the deck."

Four years in the Navy had him reacting instinctively, twisting in place to face the direction of the shout and coming to attention. Another Human Navy tradition came to mind - the fact there's only one captain aboard a ship. If this was a Human ship, he'd be getting an unofficial promotion to major - he wondered what sort of tradition they'd have on this ship?

When the captain announced "At ease", he assumed a relaxed position. Someone was talking behind him - allowed in the Human army, but not the Human navy - this was going to be an adjustment.

Of course, he wasn't playing the lead here. Rule one was not to outshine command staff. For a moment, he wondered if there was bad news from home. His mother was past forty - for a Valkyrii, that was ancient. But no, they weren't looking directly at him.

And no sign of his supplies. Or his cases, that should have been delievered by now. Perhaps that was all in his compartment? John shuddered briefly, hoping the unknown prankster hadn't struck again.
@Sky Blue - Each building has five floors, with six rooms per floor.
Draconous Pongo? Are you a spy?
"What does dragon blood taste like?"
- Velvet, probably


Fire. Ever see a mosquito just spontaneously combust? Qaymu has. And he's annoyed when asked to stand on the patio just to get rid of them.

But if you must try it, add two fingers of good whiskey and put in just a drop of dragon blood in, and cap the glass until the flames go out. It's best to down it in one gulp and wait for the room to go still again.
I wonder if the pool counts as running water...


I wonder if I could somehow work a water feature into my library....
Realized I forgot to include the barrel of swords and the harpoon over the fireplace.

Poor Dragonydas is going to get back to a whole mess of stuff to read xD


It would be a pity if the room's physical dimensions have to be reined in to fit inside the building.

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