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7 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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10 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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11 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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28 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

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Well, anyone can take an application. They just got to know where to drop it off at.
@Expendable How old is Qaymu? He and Vel could bond over how much the world's changed since they overslept way too long, that'd be kinda fun.


Not exactly sure, Dragons are not big on calendars. He slept from the Renaissance to pre-WW2, but it was a long flight. But they can have talks, certainly.
We could have like a tavern, a tap room with a jobs board, a few rooms upstairs - it'll make for a good start.
Tempted to do some sort of trickster.

So basically a discount-Loki.

In a hotel.

Full of monsters.


I remember this one trickster who basically put a trans-dimensional pocket in his cheek, so he could clear out an entire pantry in one settings. But if they were nice enough, he'd give them a year's worth of rations.

It's my understanding that you buy your condo, but there are fees.
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Goddamned 1% dragons and your high-roller lifestyles, with your penthouses and private pool parties and treasure hoards. >:(


You should see my treasure hoard after the IRS got done with it. In the olde days, back when old was followed by an e, people feared and respected dragons. Now a simple stretch of the wings could get you shot down and labeled as a UFO, then hours of interrogation by the FBI about terrorist intentions and being a living, breathing WMD. Do you know what it's like facing down two idiots in suits knowing with one sneeze, you'd have something crunchy and good with ketchup?

That pool is my bathtub!

Likely the penthouse is the owner's apartment, so I'll have to make do with one of the dimensionally transcendent rooms on a lower floor - or even a sub-basement.
I am interested! Do monsters have to be real, or can we kinda make our own?

Also, you said there were some amenities, but like, if someone were to play a vampire or werewolf, I imagine they have to handle themselves when it comes to feeding and the full moon? Or are you thinking their rooms would be equipped to deal with those sorts of things?


Count Dracula: Only in America! Plastic disposable bodies! It's like a supermarket!
-Love at First Bite


Blood banks and hospitals have to get rid of old blood, so there may be a "disposal service" that supplies the condo. Or they have live-in companions? Really, the only complication is if the vampire has been feeding off of drunks and have themselves become alcoholics. I don't want to imagine the AA meetings....

Perhaps for the werewolves, there's a bank vault or two downstairs. Livestock is brought in, put in the vault with the werewolves, and in the morning wash out the vault with a firehouse (good drains) and burn the remains in the furnace. I'd hate to be the one trying to break into the vault on a full moon only to find werewolves....

I've got an idea for a dragon, living in the penthouse on the top floor, overlooking the pool (which means there's an interstitial space the floor below for a mechanical room and the pool itself). Or maybe an indoor pool on the first floor to avoid helicopters and drones? The dragon wouldn't mind putting up some plants for a green space. Or are you going to be playing the dragon?
@Expendablemissed the guild part.

You will be responsible for everything from taxes to advertising. Upkeep, expansion, hiring and reputation.


So we're the seed of a guild. Usually whoever's leading the guild will not be the one out there - someone's got to manage the place, take in applications. hmmm.
When you say we need to build up our guild, do you mean we're founding an adventurer's guild, or are we trying to increase the reputation of our party so the guild improves its standing by having us?

Are the secondary skills are like specializations or focuses? Are we starting out as masters in our craft?

Do you want to touch on personality?

In your OP, you mentioned the races are a little divided. So does this city they're in have like a dwarven quarter, a human quarter, etc? Or is there a dwarven underground kingdom and an elvish kingdom in the forest next to the city?

Are you just accepting the standard races of Human, Elf, Dwarf, and halfling? Are there half-elves in this world?

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