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6 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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9 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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10 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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27 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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I'm a bit surprised they haven't found protective plastic film still on the displays.
Lol, not saying you were, dood. It's all good. I was just explaining my reasons for switching the CS out, is all. We're all good. :)

Foraging read: Looting nearby human villages.


Farms, villages, towns, stagecoaches, wagons, traveling circuses...

Which will invariably mean villagers hiring adventurers to clear us out.

@Xaltwind

Hi! I'm not criticizing or anything. Like you, just waiting to see how things will shake out. Here's hoping there's some tools lying around, perhaps a forge. Otherwise we'll have to go foraging....

After looking through everyones' sheets - again, as well as my own, I once again made the call to redo my character choice. This was partly because I felt that my daemonette was a bit too... All over the place... In terms of capability and abilities, but also because we have multiple applications with characters who can, in some way, shape or form, use or create either magic items, medicines and/or use 'alchemy'.

What we don't have is someone like Tessrha, who can smith and do good ol' fashioned blacksmithing, without magic or fancy odd off-branching variants of it. So, I did the ebst comrpomise I could. I took Tyrrania and Tessrha's personalities, slapped 'em together in a wafle iron and created somehting new.

Thus, we now ahve horse waifu.
Enjoy.

Or don't.


I wanted Imdry to be an apothecary, but since we're just starting out, I just gave her some basic skills in that direction. Her only piece of equipment is her codex that only has a few things in it.

Like Glah. Glah is a goblin recipe for a medicinal plaster of sorts.

Got a hole in you? Put some glah on it.
Broke your arm? Once we straighten it, we make a basic stint then cover the whole thing with a lot of glah. When you can't smell the stench anymore, it's usually good for battle. Try not to thump it too much.
Roof leaking? He're some glah.
Going bald? Rub on some glah and sprinkle grass seed on top. Avoid birds, they've been known to get stuck trying to get at the seeds.
Don't want to shave? Soak cloth strips in glah and apply. Wait a month, then grab the cloth ends and rip the hair out. and some skin.

Stuff's so powerful that goblin warriors, smelling it, have been known to get up and rush into battle before it touches them. Even if you're just patching the roof or putting together that clay jug they broke the night before.
"Of course not, boss," Darya smiled thinly as she replied over the private channel, wondering where she was going to get a medical-grade parasol, and why she'd hire a vampire who didn't like the sun on a ship to go see a supernova.

She glanced after the woman, trying to fix her form in her memory. They'd probably see her again, the Starfire Ascendant wasn't big enough to avoid that, but the masks were going to make it difficult. It was more of an introduction, really. Most would just wait for her to be drinking alone in one of the many bars this ship was sure to have, making it easier to extract information.

"Everything set for your meeting?" Darya inquired over the same secured channel. "Do we have time to check in?"

Automatic check-in would give the passengers exceptional freedom without wasting, but being checked in by an actual person was the height of luxury in known space.

Until they checked in, the ship crew would be waiting impatiently for them.
Huh... We don't seem to have m/any aquatic monsters, do we?
Maybe I shoulda made a scylla or mershark/mermaid or half-kraken or somethin'... Can just iamgine the reaction of being summoned into existence and while everyone stands around with relative dignity intact, the aquatic monster just bellyflops onto the dungeon floor and starts flailing around like a magikarp outta water. xD

EDIT:

Come to think of it, we're lacking in the avian variety too. Apart from Tyrrania and the Void Angel, I don't anyone else can fly (naturally) can they?


This is a dungeon, not a lot of space to fly or swim in. If we have that underground river for the Big Egress, merfolk could be hired to retrieve dropped items.
This seems to fit the theme of this.

Ngl, I just want to do a little pixie, imp or pseudodragon that runs the Dungeon Tribune, a weekly newspaper update XD


"Chap with a whip got as far as the big sharp spikes last week," said the low priest.


Drat, no priests or temples down here.


Fry: You guys worship an unexploded atomic bomb?
Vyolet: Yeah, but nobody's that observant. It's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing.
I’m ready for Gentle to get put into a corner for continuously picking up short characters without consent so he can talk to them face to face.


I prefer the dwarf method. Axe the knees until they're at eye-level. Human-dwarf relations weren't always good.

Hmmm, now I'm wondering if I should have done an Igor....
I hope Imdry is acceptable.

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