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Location: Waffle House. Pines Holler. June 27.
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"Fucking Yankees."

Behind the Waffle House, next to the back door employee entrance, right near the dumpsters where the food waste got deposited without a second thought, Zoey Frye crouched with her head against the brick wall. The sun hadn't yet come up and Zoey had already taken her fourth break of the shift, but considering she wasn't typically a late night to morning worker, if anyone complained then they could have a strongly worded conversation with both of her middle fingers. Working mornings was more her speed, filling coffee mugs for people who liked the corporate conformity of an always open eatery that dealt equally in drunks as it did in fans of waffles that were slightly above frozen toaster quality, but she found herself taking on longer shifts these days. The pay wasn't that much better and early morning tips were basically nonexistent...but trips to the doctor didn't pay for themselves. Not to mention the lack of business so often meant she could sneak out to the back, set her portable radio out, and listen to the Reds get absolutely crushed by the Yankees.

The game was two days old and they didn't have another game until later today so what was a girl supposed to do in the meantime but catch up on what she missed? Top of the third and Jazz Chisholm hit a two run homer which put the Yankees up three to nothing. Zoey couldn't even be that mad about it, the Reds had already beaten the Yankees twice in this four game series and that was no small feat, but no one liked watching, or hearing, their team lose. With the playback going to commercial, Zoey took the moment to stand up and stretch her arms over her head. A car was pulling in to the parking lot, one headlight broken and the other flashing its brights, and the already exhausted Zoey slumped her head, bent over to pick up her radio, and turned towards the employee entrance, pausing to make sure the black apron and blue shirt that was her uniform were free of gravel and debris before heading back inside.

She was supposed to have a black cap with the company logo proudly displayed across it, but the name tag on her apron was enough corporate flair for her, so Zoey wore her Cincinnati Reds hat and if anyone of her managers complained well...as much as she would like to say she'd tell them to fuck off, the truth was she kinda needed this job. Fortunately, she had been here long enough now that a little dress code customization slipped through the cracks. Zoey Frye was just that good at filling coffee, suggesting how to order hash browns, and putting waffles on tables.

One of the few good parts about working a shift this early was during the pre-dawn hours there were generally so few customers that the Waffle House could operate with basically a skeleton crew. Zoey was the only waitress at the moment and there were only two people in the kitchen plus a busser. Quite the skeleton crew but unlike most Waffle House locations in more populated areas in the south, Pines Holler had remarkably few fights to break up. Plenty of drunks, but Zoey would rather a drunk asshole puking on their shoes than loud assholes who threw chairs and broke windows. One tier of customer came with having to talk to police and potentially showing up on social media; the other just meant having to wash her shoes.

The customer that had just arrived was waiting by the door and found a seat at the front counter, and Zoey was there to offer a cup of coffee if he wanted it. Everyone always wanted coffee at the Waffle House because they didn't serve alcohol so coffee was the next best thing. Someone drinking a beer before dawn was an alcoholic; someone who drank coffee at the same time was a productive member of society. Funny, that. The customer agreed to the coffee and within minutes Zoey was slapping an order slip to the guys working the line. "Pecan waffle, hash browns covered and smothered." There was a time where she didn't know what that meant. There was a time where she didn't find a small bit of amusement in explaining the preparations to first timers and tourists. A job like this, a place like this, she had to find what comforts and joys and distractions that she could. That was why Zoey leaned against a wall waiting for the order to cook and pulled out her phone, checking TikTok to see if the other notable waitress in town had anything new before mindlessly scrolling to something until she heard the ding of the bell.

Another waffle set in front of a customer. Another round of coffee refills to the people in trucker hats who were just killing time before going back on their way. Another morning in paradise.

"Another morning in paradise."

Scott Dawson wasn't supposed to be here. That thought entered his mind as it did every morning where he woke up in a bed that was uncomfortable, to the sound of a screen door slamming back and forth down the road, to hacking coughs and exhausts banging down the road like gunshots. Mentally, he was back north in an apartment in midtown, within walking distance of the park, and every morning would see a different partner to wake up next to and exclaim how he was late for work but that there was coffee in the cupboard. He was supposed to walk into the firm with the kind of walk that exuded confidence and where everyone knew it was practiced at home until every swaggered step was perfect. In five or six years he'd be vying for partner. He'd finally meet someone that he could see himself settling down with. Having kids. Knowing his luck, having a moment of weakness and getting caught. "You knew what you were getting into when you married a lawyer like me" he would say. He'd call in a favor with a friend at the firm who handled divorces. He'd get patted on the back by Martin Stone, his mentor, as he revealed Dawson's name getting added to the firm. He'd made partner. "No self respecting lawyer only has one marriage, kid." Martin would say, and Scott would smile. Laugh. Make the papers for winning a case. That was what life was supposed to be for Scott Dawson.

Scott Dawson wasn't supposed to be here.

In Pines Holler. Jobless. Damn near homeless. Or unhoused, that was the preferred term by people in the city who paid way too much for coffee and argued over which bodega had the best bacon egg and cheese. This morning, like so many mornings since he came back with his hat in hand and his tail between his legs and no real honest reason given as to why he was back, Scott found himself woken up by the sound of Cory Wells. It wasn't his idea of an alarm clock, but then this wasn't technically his house and he didn't get to make the rules.

"Awoooooo yeah!" The unmistakable twang of Scott's uncle, Cousin Willie, badly sang along with the chorus of the song as the music played from a still working record player. If there was one thing Cousin Willie was proud of, it was his fishing pole, but his vinyl collection was no slouch. Half of it, as Scott had learned, had been his daddy's - Willie's words, not Scott's. Scott would never have called his father such a friendly term. From Scott's vantage point on the couch, he could see Cousin Willie in the kitchen popping the top of a beer. The clock on Scott's phone said it was a little after eight in the morning and the grim reality of the situation was that Cousin Willie usually was up before six. This must've been Cousin Willie being nice.

"I tell you, little nephew, they don't make 'em like this anymore." Cousin Willie called, somehow managing to speak over the music which was already at a volume that could charitably be called 'unreasonably loud for this early in the morning'.

"There's probably a good reason for that." Scott rose to a seated position, rubbing his forehead. When his uncle, Cousin Willie, said Scott could stay with him until Scott was ready to go back to the trailer from his youth, Scott didn't realize it came with, well, all the eccentricities of living with his only...generally healthy retaliative. It was too early to say Cousin Willie was his only living relative but given the facility where Scott's mom was housed...well, it wouldn't be that far off one day soon.

"The reason is 'cuz none of the so-called musicians today know what it's like to live. No wars to protest, no one sitting in circles injecting substances to unlock the creativity chakras-" "Creativity chakras?" - it's just people on the damn intranet pressin' buttons."

"Willie, it is way too early to discuss music with you."

"Didja hear that people as close by as Chattanooga are gettin' chips put in their head? Makin' 'em more like robits. Swear to God!"

"Oh, no, it's even earlier for that, too." Scott rose to his feet, the blanket that had been covering him dropping to the couch cushion behind him. He made his way to the bathroom, the closed door doing little to mute the music still playing, but at least for the moment Scott could gather himself as he looked in the cracked, dirty mirror and splashed his tired face with lukewarm water. He hadn't shaved in weeks and it was noticeable now. What had been simple shadow was now patchy, unkempt facial hair. His forehead wrinkled as he counted the bags under his eyes.

Just a year ago he looked like someone on the way up. And now, he didn't even want to know what bottom looked like if not this.

Leaving the bathroom after the routine was finished, teeth brushed, face washed, shave still not done, Scott grabbed a collared shirt and at least tried to make himself presentable. Appearances were everything. That was true in a town like this as much as it was in the high octane world of legal disputes. How was it that he even missed wearing suits, not because they were comfortable, but just because it made him feel...more. "I'm heading out. Breakfast. Maybe I'll come back with a job."

"Whoa, not so fast, little nephew. I'm comin' with ya. For the breakfast at least. Yeah, I gotta get somethin' in the gullet 'fore I hit the fishin' trail."

"The...fishing trail? Sure. Whatever. I'll drive."

"You ain't got a car."

"You do. You don't have a license."

"Course I don't, little nephew. The government already got my blood when I was born, damn my mother for that, God rest her soul, but they ain't gonna have my identity in their little computer network. Plus, no jury duty."

"Willie, speaking as a lawyer, you'd never make it past a round of voir dire."

"Well lookit you, speakin' French on me. Fancy city boy over here. Well, sill view plate to you too, little nephew."

"...I'll pull the truck around."

"Fucking Yankees..."

There was another lull in service and Zoey found herself taking yet another break behind the building, again listening to the replay and hearing the game sink further and further away from the Reds. The sun was up now and by Zoey's watch she should've been relieved by now. Every minute she was still on the clock was another number added to her time and a half benefit. Of course, the reason that she was still, unfortunately, on the clock might have had something to do with the fact that at some point between her last break and now, hours since she had arrived for this overtime, the power around Pines Holler went down suddenly and unexpectedly. Fortunately, Zoey's radio ran on batteries but unfortunately, while other businesses might've closed, Waffle House merely moved to Yellow on the index.

One of the first things Zoey learned during her orientation was that Waffle House remained open 24/7. She knew that going in, of course, she'd known Waffle House was open on major holidays thanks to personal experience, but what she hadn't known was that 24/7 meant come hell or high water the Waffle House opened its doors. Hurricane? Tornado? Flooding? The doors were open. There was a little joke among people who were frequent patrons of Waffle House: if ever the place was closed that was when it was time to panic. The Waffle House Index was quite a real thing.

Which was why Zoey only sighed as she heard a car in desperate need of a new muffler pull into the parking lot.

"Aw, little nephew, I hate this place. You know I like griddle cakes." Cousin Willie protested, but when food was on the menu he was more of a beggar than a chooser.

"They're open, Willie. And they're not as packed as Husker's probably will be." Scott turned the engine off, noting the scant number of cars in the lot. He'd never known a Waffle House to be crowded and yet...they never seemed to close down. Good enough.

"Now, see, you remember Huskers but not your own address. Naw, I'm kidding. Mi casa, two casas."

Zoey waited by the front register as the new arrivals made their way inside. She recognized Willie. One of the many...characters that made a town like this...a town like this. But the guy who came with him she'd never seen before. He looked old. Like older than he probably was, and if ever there was a man who looked like he needed coffee, it was him. Which only made it more unfortunate that coffee was temporarily off the menu. "Willie, how's the bait business?"

"Boomin'. You get arrested this year?"

"Workin' on it. You guys can sit anywhere open."

"We'll take a booth."

"You guys should know, we're on a limited menu right now thanks to the whole...electricity thing. No waffles, no coffee. Grill items only. Eggs, bacon, you know." Zoey waited with her notepad for Willie and his guest to order, sweat already starting to form on their foreheads. Hers as well, but fortunately she had her Reds cap on to help deal with it.

"No waffles? Does that mean you can finally make me a griddle cake?"

"Still no, but maybe next time, Willie."

"Say, you're young, right? Tell my nephew here about the chips they're putting in brains of kids. Makin' 'em robits."

Zoey could see the embarrassment on the nephew's face and the fact that he was even reacting like that suggested to Zoey that this scruffy looking weirdo must not have been a close nephew. People around here were just kinda used to Willie's ramblings. Some found them amusing, others found them annoying; Zoey was somewhere in the middle. It was never boring when Willie was having a conversation. "I think that's the generation after me, Willie. But that's why they call them Generation Alpha. Like alpha programming." The trick to dealing with Willie? Indulge his crazy talk with bullshit of your own.

Willie slapped the table hard enough to rouse Scott from his facepalmed depression. "Generation Alpha! See, what did I tell you, little nephew? It's happenin'! Pretty soon they're gonna be walkin' among us. Heck they already got people in suits makin' videos made by robits. Generation Alpha. Goddamn."

"Can I just get a ham and cheese omelette. With...hash browns?"

"How do you want them?" Zoey could feel it coming. A little slice of joy in an otherwise joyless job.

"Uh...cooked, ideally." Scott blinked at the waitress, eyes scanning the menu for any option he missed and then looking across the table for Willie to help.

"Fucking yankees..."


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@Fabricant451@IAmTheIsland Want to work together on a collab?


I'm down!
I watched season 1 of The Pitt and it felt nice watching a medical drama where I didn't have to care about whether or not these characters would hook up in a break room at some point.

That said King and Langdon are gonna hook up in a break room at some point.
If you're not on Team Browt then you're on the wrong team
۞ NOAH ۞


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Friday 6th February
6:20 AM

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While there had been a hint of doubt when she initially got the summons, the fact that Noah wasn't the only one who had shown up as if guided by forces beyond their control or understanding was a good omen. In this life, one got used to listening to omens even if it came with the risk of assuming anything coincidental was the universe trying to impart its vague wisdom. Noah couldn't help but to look towards the others who had arrived; if she was going to be in a Coven with these individuals then at the very least she needed to see what they'd be working with. Of course, it wasn't lost on her that the others arrived by introducing themselves and Noah...hadn't. Not in the traditional sense, anyway, but her accent and the swagger she carried herself with had to count for something more than just a simple name.

Off the rip the Irish witch couldn't help but to flicker a smirk as she looked in quick, unbiased fashion. There were guys amongst the gathered, or at least male-presenting; who was she to assume. Noah had known many witches, some within her own family, that would find the idea of men calling themselves witches or as part of a Coven to be an affront to the art of magic. True believers, true old assholes who probably still saw the world through the lens of when burning women at the stake was seen as an acceptable punishment. Noah, of course, had no qualms about who was part of this uprising of a Coven, so long as they all shared the same goals.

At a glance, the one who introduced himself as Soren seemed the odd one out to Noah, only because of the way he seemed to...stammer on the introduction. Like someone giving a school report but they hate speaking in front of people. But Noah knew enough of the world not to simply judge someone based on that; they were all here for a reason, brought here, recruited by the Bird Woman, and in her experience it was the nervous ones that surprised people.

As Noah entered the manor properly, she naturally gravitated towards the nearest wall as Juniper closed the front door and began the preparation of tea and pastry. It was against this wall, under a portrait or painting that Noah didn't concern herself with, that the blue-haired witch leaned against, arms crossed and attitude radiating equal parts confidence and the radiant aura of someone who seemed like they didn't want to entertain people walking up to her and making conversation about the weather or whatever passed for light, slightly awkward small talk. It was during this posting up that Noah's eyes noticed another pair staring at her.

It wasn't the first time she'd had eyes on her, though in her experiences most of the time when people glanced at her from across the room it was in a pub and they were working up the courage to buy her a drink or to wonder if they had the courage to ask to take the night somewhere where the music didn't completely suck. That wasn't what this was, if only because there weren't any drinks to be purchased. That didn't stop Noah from meeting the stare, smiling, winking, and then taking a moment before the realization crept in on slightly widened eyes and a single nod to the one who had introduced herself as Wren.

Noah, it seemed, was not the only Hedge Witch in this Coven. A worry she didn't even realize she had until now, as it vanished as easily as a breath.

"If it's cool or whatever, I'll take residence in the basement." Noah stood off the wall as the raven, Aislinn was the name apparently, which Noah felt was apt given the Gaelic roots and Noah's own understanding of the language of her ancestors, fluttered and flapped those wings upstairs. "Not that I'm lookin' a bedroom in the mouth or nothin', but I like it damp and dark." Noah was used to sleeping in places where the only warmth was a ratty blanket and the only light was either natural sun (when it wasn't overcast, of course) or, more often than not, candlelit. As a child, the basement had been something of a sanctuary for her until she reached an age where her mother insisted that 'Devlin women do not make habitat in areas rife with squalor'.

As impressive as this manor was, Noah couldn't help but be reminded of the life she so proudly left behind. Places that had a foyer, a smoking room, chandeliers, tables long enough to make conversation impossible unless you were all at one end of it. Status. It didn't feel right for Noah to sleep in a nice bed in a nice room in a nice manor. The others might think she was crazy, but they could look in a mirror and say the same thing. They'd have to be a little crazy to be part of this Coven. But crazy was good. Crazy changed the world.

"Plus that way if I get any visitors knockin' at m'door in the wee hours o'the nigh', I'll know they got somethin' important to say." Noah slung her bag over her shoulder and acknowledged the other witches with a two finger, index and middle, salute and headed in the opposite direction from them. Towards the basement. "Cute pet, by the way." Noah's back called to the McKinley pair. "Hob or jill?" She did not wait for an answer.

Noah had only managed to place her bag on the floor in the basement before she turned her gaze back up the stairs she had descended. Not even enough time to get her bearings, to find the best place to set up a mattress or to hang up a poster or two. There was another Hedge Witch in the house...she could handle this one, right? Could the others feel the presence? Noah had to assume they could, but being able to feel the presence and being able to do anything about it were two different things. Like the Earth Witch had said...the basement had a weird energy. Noah thrived in places like that precisely because she could do more than rub her arms and get a shiver up the spine.

And she couldn't just not do anything now. Not when she wanted to belong to this Coven.

Back up the stairs she went, her steps heavy as she stomped back towards the main floor. The smell of tea and pastry tickled her nose but that's all they did. "You felt it too, yeah? You and I got shit to talk about I guess." Noah called towards the one who preferred to go by Wren, turning her head from the stairs towards the front door.

"You ain't here for the tea, are you?" Noah's voice was aimed towards the front door. Something was here. Someone. The question was if they were invited or not. "Guess it's not just the basement that's got weird energy."
I really like the idea of a hardy mage from ȶɦɛ ʍօʊռȶǟɨռɛֆ. Rock climbing for fun, a bit reckless. But then I also like the idea of a mage from ȶɦɛ ɖɛʐɛʀȶ who might in fact be an outlaw being harbored and perhaps came from a different continent seeking asylum and is now positioned in the royal mage spot thanks to their roguish sort of charm and ability.

Either way, i'm interested
۞ NOAH ۞


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Friday 6th February
5 AM

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Near the borough of Bromley there once existed a music shop that dealt in records, tapes, and equipment. To say it was a community hub would be inaccurate, but it did serve as a sort of hangout for a certain group of people who polite society frowned upon. The kind of people who had long hair and ripped clothes, who had trouble holding jobs because showing up on time wasn't 'for them'. Every day the sounds of Britain's finest acts of the time would be heard even outside the walls of the establishment, each track absorbed and each album sparking endless debate. The brightest moment in the history of the shop was when X-Ray Spex played a secret show out front without getting permission from the locals; the noise complaints had been worth it for the experience of it all.

That same music store would shut down only twelve years after its grand opening after the manager, a bassist in a now disbanded punk band, overdosed a year too late to be part of the 27 Club.

In the years since the music store's failure, it became something of a local legend. People who were there when it was open had become responsible members of society and now looked back with some sort of fond nostalgia while others only had negative words to say about the deceased. As was typical of local legends, soon the legends turned to stories that leaned towards the macabre. Youths saw the run down shop and invented ghost stories and came up with dares to tease and torment their friends. But of course, the truth of the wailing ghost in the shop was little more than the landlord yelling at trespassers to piss off. Unbeknownst to that landlord, however, there was a spirit there. And the only reason that Noah even knew about the history of the building she lived above was because she had spoken to him.

Noah had been drawn to the place not because she thought that living above an 'old haunted music store' was the kind of thing that made for a hell of a pickup line for the girls at the pub when her accent didn't seal the deal already, but because she was always drawn to places where spirits lingered and whispered for those who had the ability to listen. The fact that the rent was cheap enough to afford on her salary was pure icing atop the cake. Ever since she was a child plagued with dreams of what she now knew to be her ancient ancestors back in Ireland, spirits had comforted her where warm bodies often couldn't. The first night Noah spent in the place, she had a dream of the shop in its early days, of youths sharing a cigarette and looking over a magazine for the 'articles'. By the first month she had befriended the spirit after speaking to him via ritual. What did it say about Noah that her closest friends were beings that had left this world behind?

The sun hadn't yet risen and Noah Devlin was already awake which was an unfortunate necessity given the importance of today. So important, in fact, that on the calendar hanging on the wall, the date was circled in blue marker, its modern, clean visage standing in contrast to the old, weathered poster of XTC's seminal album Drum and Wires that had been hanging there when Noah moved in. She would've taken it down but it had sentimental value. It was her friend's favorite album in his lifetime. The room was empty, cold, and dark and only one of those was by design. The footsteps on the wooden floor creaked as Noah made her way to the bathroom and for a brief moment she wondered if, given time, the sound of her stride would also become the stuff of local legend. Probably not. She'd have to die first. And she wasn't planning on that happening anytime soon.

But then, neither had her friend.

In the bathroom, the light flicked on and Noah had to close her eyes as the adjustment was made. When she opened them, looking at herself in the mirror, at the blue color of her hair (it had been purple before; green even before that), she took a deep breath. She wasn't nervous. What reason did she have to be? Her family? They didn't know what she was up to, other than that she had left Ireland to find refuge across the sea though of course the Devlin's had eyes everywhere. That tended to happen when your family was in deep with The Elders. Even so, if her family had any idea of what she was up to, then Noah likely wouldn't even have woken up in her dingy little ghost flat in the first place. Sure, she still sometimes had the feeling that she was being watched, but she’d had that feeling ever since she was a kid. That was the thing about being in tune with the other side: that side didn’t have normal hours like the living did.

What was this feeling she had, then? Excitement? Anxiety? Exhaustion? That was more likely than anything. Noah was no stranger to late nights and later mornings, nor was she unfamiliar with waking up in places, beds, that didn’t belong to her with a throbbing headache and hazy memories and only the presence of mind to make for the exit before talk of breakfast or dinner or second servings. But as Noah looked in the mirror, she didn’t feel exhausted. She had barely slept, true, but the cans of energy drinks and cold brew in the recycling bin suggested that sleep was a luxury Noah didn’t often afford.

Noah had never been part of an actual coven before. She had known some who called themselves witches, had spoken in secret code with those like herself who actually had been charmed, but that was about the extent of it. As much as she would’ve wanted to, Noah couldn’t simply go around shouting how oppressive and repressed the Elders were, how powers like theirs shouldn’t simply be kept secret. She wanted to, of course. For reasons both practical and selfish. But those she had met who knew the difference between a tome and a grimoire had not shared her secret sentiments. That was until Corinthia got in touch with her. Maybe she wouldn’t have to be secretive. Maybe she wouldn’t have to keep looking over her shoulder whenever she went for a walk or bought some candles and incense sticks or just for a takeaway.

Maybe she’d have an actual family for once in her life.

Outside the flat, Noah looked as if she was on her way to a live show or a tattoo parlor. Dark blue trousers, a sleeveless shirt with the album cover Teenage Warning from Angelic Upstarts on it, and a leather jacket on which she had stitched various flags, symbols, and patches. Just another member of the youth populace trying to make a statement through fashion and attitude. The spirit of rebellion lived on in people like Noah. Only in this case, she likely did have a literal spirit of rebellion on speed dial somewhere.

Hands thrust in pockets, head down but eyes always looking, Noah stopped only once on her trek: for a coffee with a splash of something extra in it that she poured from a small flask kept on the inside pocket of her jacket. Cheers.

The coffee was still in her hands when she stepped off the bus and traveled the path to the Manor House as if it was a flickering light and she was a moth caught in its allure. The coffee had gone lukewarm and unfinished but she still sipped from it on her walk up the path. The sun was introducing itself to the world below by the time the doors loomed in front of her. By her watch? A least a quarter past six. Too fuckin’ early. That she was even here at all at this hour meant everything to her. She believed in the work this coven had spoken to her.

”Oi oi, how much a place like this cost?” Noah whistled to herself as the doors opened. She wasn’t the first to arrive, but she had barely acknowledged her fellows in arms, instead looking up and around at the interior of the place. ”Feckin’ half expected cobwebs an’ cockroaches on the walls. Proper cabin in the middle o’feckin’ nowhere, like.”

Noah didn’t hide her accent and took a sip of her rapidly cooling coffee. ”Movin’ on up in the world. Dibs on the basement. Perfect place for night terrors.” Noah paused and looked at the others who had arrived before her. ”Just fuckin’ wi’ya. So. When do we start burnin’ shit down?”

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