False Prophet

Animalia (REBOOT)

I'm probably going to make a new character- probably a mouse or a stoat for what I have in mind. I like the mouse because it's what I was originally looking into, but a stoat opens the opportunity for a pint-sized-powerhouse dynamic. Tempting, to say the least.

Animalia (REBOOT)

Heyyyyyyy glad to see this coming back, count me in

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I did some doodles while avoiding homework.

massive image again lol

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I drew ted because...yes. it's a mediocre sketch but I got bored at 3 am and decided to color it

massive image

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i know the feeling i woke up thinking about sadie and have not stopped for the entire day

@udonoodles

Brainrot is strong...

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The masculine urge to add more fun facts about Teddy because I'm awful

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I just noticed. Wow

Perf's (Un)creative Roleplay Corner (OPEN)

Hello motherfuckers. I feel tired.

USER WARNING
I'm unmedicated and that makes me a bit unstable. Luckily this only shows as me growing distant or saying nonsensical shit online, but sometimes I can get nasty. If I start going quiet, prod me and give me a few hours to get ahold of myself. I swear I'm not trying to ignore/ghost you. I will end this by saying that I'm okay and safe, just a little odd and that can be very off-putting. Thanks.

GENRES/FANDOMS I ENJOY
-D&D/TLOVM/medieval fantasy
-Cyberpunk (the GENRE)
-Red Dead/Westerns
-Portal
-Sci-fi/futuristic
-Star Wars/space travel
-Modern Fantasy
-Dark Fantasy
-Mystery
-Horror
-Angst
-Drama
-Violence

What I like to play
I have an affinity for playing edgyass, deeply flawed characters. I like my angst. I currently love fall-from-grace tropes and corruption arcs, meaning a character that slowly lose their morality trying to achieve a goals. Revenge arcs, descents to villainy, and madness from power really tickle my fancy. Other things I have enjoyed exploring is the idea of true evil, and what societal expectations can do to a person. Don't get me wrong, I also like a good redemption arc. Most of the bastards I play are undergoing some serious psychological struggle.

What I like others to play
-I am not much to dictate what my partners play. I'm good with just about anything. If your character is flat, I will scream. Please, just have some depth. Hobbyless, goalless characters are hard to work with.

RULES & WHATEVER
-I can write pretty much any length (my record being 7 pages on docs), however, don't expect every post to be a novel. I am f u c k i n g t i r e d . At the moment I would like something lighter.
-I don't roleplay with people over the age of 23 in 1x1s for personal reasons. Sorry lol
-I don't do fetish or explicit NSFW roleplays, period. Anything past taking your clothes off goes to FTB/timeskip. Dick jokes are fine. Implied fucking is fine. Just don't send me erotica, goddamn.
-No homophobia, racism, or bigotry. (unless IN-character, but keep it mild). If you say a slur I'm going to bite you.
-I have no solid plots at the moment and I prefer discussing these in DMs. I am really in the mood for something scrungey. Drama, angst, and edge.
-No fandom stuff today.
-I mean that's kinda it? lol

My Schedule
-My activity is pretty wild, and sorta depends on the day. I have fuck all to do other than online classes, but finals are quickly approaching. My timezone is EST.

@False Prophet

I am once again saying this: hey gays I'm possibly partner searching but uhhh don't expect too much I am busy often. Please be patient with me. Very much still looking for angsty shit. Character I will most likely be using, can be altered to fit the setting: roleplayerguild.com/posts/5329020

Thought Conglomerate

A Letter Written by a Porcelain Doll Has Been Slipped Under Your Door

It’s my first night home in over a year.
There’s a boy asleep in my bed.
He’s kinda weird, but I owe him my life.
He said he needed me for something,
But I didn’t really understand what…
So I hugged him and told him to go sleep.

And now there’s a boy asleep in my bed.
And I’m resting my head on his shoulder-
And I’m terrified because we’re at my house.
And not five hours earlier we killed a guy.
And we were on the news the day before-
And…and…and I hate my old room!

Unlike my dorm, the walls are pretty bare.
The curtains need a wash, and the wardrobe…
It’s full of dust and old picture frames.
I can’t see them well from here in the gloom.
I think that’s a good thing, or I might cry.
I’m not the same boy in those photos anymore.

Since moving out, I’ve grown into a person.
My own person. My own, awful person.
The type that pisses off billionaires, and stuff-
Or helps schizophrenic detectives blow up cars.
Or shoots aggressive teacher assistants in the face-
How did I even get here? A really bad tinder date.

It was with the same, weirdly cute guy.
The one asleep in my bed. Like a rock.
He told me to meet him at some weird bar.
He chatted about his dead sister with me…
Three of his friends were there. I’m not too sure.
And now they’re also mine. They're the best.

My old friend group did the normal college kid stuff.
We went to parties. We started a band. It sucked.
We had several questionable relationships-
Me especially, and that’s why they all left me.
Screw them, though. I don’t even know why I cared.
None of them cared about me, I was just pretty.

We killed a vampire today, it’s complicated.
It was mostly the work of Val and James.
Val is cool, she could probably suplex me.
James is…he’s the one laying next to me.
Aside from his weird, tragic backstory,
I really don’t know him that well. He’s…James.

Every time I think I get a little close to him.
Something changes, or something goes wrong.
But I think I still like him- or I want to, anyway.
I don’t really know why. He hunts monsters.
Meanwhile I play guitar, and I cry a lot.
But hey, I sort of helped him kill a vampire.

I wonder how the others are doing. Can they sleep?
I took them to the guest room. It felt weird there.
This whole place is weird, but I think they’ll live.
Bink especially. She’s probably the nicest of us all.
I kinda wish I could be more like her. Happier?
We ordered pizza together once. That was fun.

I mean a few hours later, we learned that James….
Val said he got sent to hell, so we slept in a church.
We found him at his apartment the next morning.
He was okay, life went on. Had a failed second date.
Now there’s a lich, so we are sleeping at my church.
I hate it here. I’m starting to think it’s a cult.

Coming here was a really bad idea.
A no-good, awful, and stupid thing to do.
Dumbest idea in the history of ideas ever.
But hey, for once it wasn’t my idea!
Seeing that my brain is a stupid-idea-machine.
What are my parents going to do with me?

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I don't know how to feel about you
And quite frankly I don't know what I am feeling
But
I think…it's a good thing. Or at least some of it is good.

I like having you here, even if we're not doing anything. I...I kind of like attention

I just wish things weren't so stressful- and I'm one to talk, you must feel awful about everything. And like, I can't really imagine what you're feeling- so I don't know how to respond?

Sorry.

God, sorry I keep making this about me
Um
But anyway. It'd be nice to just…do things normally

Maybe that's just wishful thinking because every other day, shit keeps happening.
And it's a lot.
But probably mostly for you…?

Every time I'm around you I feel like I-
I dunno, I think I get you, but then something happens and that changes.
Maybe I'm stupid, or something

But I wanna get to know you. In a normal way
And vice versa.
Is that what you even want?

Heavy sigh
But if you ever just wanna fool around
That's what I'm best at…
. . .
That's why you contacted me in the first place, right?

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also apologies for being annoying, but is there a character limit? And/or can significant NPCs become playable characters?