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Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

I just punch stuff real good in the brute strength way.

@Dark Cloud

But can you set people on fire with your punches? That's the real question here.

Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

Fighting Style: Unarmed Strike, from Tasha's. Cause who needs to be a monk to punch stuff good?!

@Dark Cloud

Hey, I'll have you know Flicker trained real hard to learn how to punch stuff good. Also, how not to set things on fire accidentally, but that's neither here not there.

Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

All I'll say is he punches stuff real good

@Dark Cloud

... another monk?

Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

Nah, I'm excited too.

@Dark Cloud

Let me guess: you're bringing in that necromancer you kept mentioning over in Wild Beyond the Witchlight?

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

@XxFellsingxX I am curious now how long Jub has been out on his own.

@Lurking Krog

Oh yeah, I only gave Jub's whole backstory to Haruki, now that I think about it.

Yeah, he left his tribe ten years ago, has been on the road ever since.

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

Brutrumukk quite literally lives under a rock.

@rush99999

Well at least he has a permanent residence. Jub doesn't even have that.

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

Gabriel: A kettle? Do I look like I even own a house?

@Dark Cloud

... that moment you realise more than half of this party don't have a proper house.

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

Brutrumukk: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Gabriel: You... you were putting it in cold water???
Jub: Brutrumukk. Answer the question Brutrumukk.
Brutrumukk: Yeah, I thought for like five years people just put it into hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water???
Jub: You don't have patience to ask someone to use Prestidigitation for 3 minutes?
Zavakri: Why are you. Using Prestidigitation. To boil it?!
Jub: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Zavakri: It takes less than a minute!
Jub: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Zavakri: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove???
Jub: Like seven minutes!
Zavakri: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.
Jub: You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.
Tsak: Every single person in this party is a fucking lunatic.
Aurora: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

(Based on this, you're most welcome.)

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

“Look at us, tripping over each other to take blame! Gods above, I’ll take that as sure a sign as any that we’re at least decent enough folk. If we ever get around to Baldur’s Gate, remind me to treat you all to my Rirvudd’s cooking. Man’s lethal with a skillet. He might even be able to tame Brut with some sausages.”

@Fading Memory

Jub & Brutrumukk: Hey can you also extend that invitation to us?
Zavakri: Depends. Are you two good-aligned yet?
Jub & Brutrumukk: ... no.
Zavakri: Then starve.

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

Wait he likes Gabe?

@Dark Cloud

Bro they spent a whole segment in Pixie Kingdom hanging out and bonding. Also when asked what the best gift he ever received was, it was the pixie dust Gabe gave him. So yeah, he considers him a friend.