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22 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

@Eyeris Mega sorry for the mega delayed post. My job currently is halfway consuming me... I hope it was at leasg okay ?
Vaughtar really tried to, but still all his silent effort ended in him still not being happy about what Rozalind had had to say.

"So you are essentially telling us to prepare for something we don't know yet. Then I honestly see no point in you ranting at us here. Neither will deafening us and driving us into defeatism by telling us how much we potentially sucked improve our physical prowess while we stand in this gym not execising nor will keeping us away from analyzing the recently collected information do the same thing in the intellectual realm. If you'd excuse me, please ?"

The gargoyle's voice was far from unfriendly even though it was -- as usual -- the very core of the definition of 'chesty' and 'roaring', but he walked away subtly exhibiting a certain stop-me-if-you-can attitude. The question now however was where to go -- and if Rozalind would decide to catch up with him and fire back, noticing the noticeably buckled metal gratings his steps left behind in the process. He planned to keep his implied promise and give himself an update on the research front, but afterwards there was another task pending: having a drink with Zesiro...
@Eyeris I'm very, very, very busy this week (not my fault...). Hope to finally get in a reply upcoming weekend at the latest!
Ever contemplated how honest a thief needs to be when a group is trying to stop a different thief?


You just put a competitor out of business via one of those few ways which are radical but still legal!

@POOHEAD189 Everything's fine with your post, but it remembered me of not yet having made the necessary adjustments to mine. However I probably won't find the time to do this until... wednesday evening at best.
I'm sure it was neither nor, but the real culprit is something else.

My theory is that there existed an ancient culture that was clever enough to design and use a calendar that actually can roll over and restart from zero (unlike modern calendars) so the folks coming long after them will have reason for pointless panicking and making movies which entirely consist of special effects even if they are not programmers for whose it's always a good reason for feeling agitated when something rolls over. And now that this event just occured we have to expect strange things like destroyed villages to happen just out of nowhere.

Now unfortunately there are two possible hidden variables...
First: IT'S ALL REAL!!!!
Second: OH MY... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
@cpldingo Dimitri has promised Vaughtar one of his mind-blowing mixtures. I could imagine my character and Hirsch making the entire sub an unsafe place :D
@POOHEAD189 Since my character has been in direct interaction with @Sypherkhode822's I'd like to ask for putting my post timer on hold until he has posted or has timed out. It'd be kinda unfair from me to just go on.
Dimitri has to make a certain gargoyle drunk. Really drunk. Really, really drunk.
I'm still alive.
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I think you missed some words, @The Fated Fallen. Also, just a quick reminder that Sett's still pulling the "I am a priest of all the gods" line, as well.

On an unrelated note, folks, who enjoys modern fantasy settings?


That highly depends on the details. I have done this a few times and currently am doing it in one instance, but like I said: details.
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