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Archer of Lightning
Commerce District, Second Morning

@Froppy


As Tesla spoke to the Berserker Oni, she climbed atop the slowly building mountain of stolen goods, lying upon the many foods and objects as though it were her own personal Mount Ooe. To her it likely was he surmised as she spoke of how she wanted to view the hard work of her followers, Tesla raising a single eyebrow as he considered what was about to happen. Knowing the Oni, it was likely nothing good at all. However the humans were likely in no danger either, if she wanted to kill them she would likely do so herself, "devouring" them so to speak. No matter how evil the Onis of legend were, they always did their own dirty work in regards to killing at the very least. If Tesla knew just how incorrect his assumption was he would laugh as the other Oni of Mount Ooe dropped a discrete jar onto the fires started by Shuten's followers, turning a mere riot into a city destroying calamity. But he did not know how wrong he was, thus he smiled at the offer of alcohol offered by the demon that lay before him.

"Ah, how wonderful! Don't mind if I do!" He took the bowl from Shuten's hands and downed it almost as fast as she had, handing the bowl back to her as he sighed in contentment. "Truly alcohol is the elixir of life! I do believe we're going to get along well Ms. Berserker!" Tesla laughed as he said this, setting his bag aside as he dug through it for a bottle of whisky. "Have you heard of the local bar that opened recently? Supposedly the owner of it is Chiron, a centaur from the Age of Gods. We really must visit it together sometime, centaurs were supposedly the rowdiest drinkers and merrymakers in all of history! Not only that, but Chiron was the greatest of all centaurs! Only his bar could possibly be fit for I, the god of lightning!" He popped open the bottle of whisky as he talked, downing half the bottle in one go. Another sigh of contentment burst forth from his lips as he held the bottle out for Shuten to finish. It was simply common courtesy to offer his whisky to her when she had so gratefully offered her sake to him.
Yes it is in fact hyperbole. Ami cannot cause an extinction level event in a single swing, I would say the upper limits of her power are blowing holes through buildings, or something along those lines. I don't know, KoL will probably say something if I ever go overboard.
Archer of Lightning
Commerce District, Second Morning

@Froppy


Of course he would run into her again, his Luck truly was D ranked. Nevertheless, Tesla was not out for blood or revenge, he simply wasn't that type of man. Were it not for his pride he would probably go over to thank the woman actually, she practically handed her identity over to him last night while also giving him some great ideas for future projects. If she was truly alone and shopping for groceries as he was, then Tesla would've easily ignored her and simply continued on his way. Unfortunately things were never that simple. A crowd of people were following the Oni, carrying her groceries in a drunken stupor as she stole from various shopkeepers. "A scientist cannot improve the lives of the people without people." He grumbled as he walked over to Shuten-Douji, whistling all the while so she was aware of his presence.

"I hope you realize your horns are in full view Berserker. It attracts quite a bit of attention from the common folk." Tesla called out as he stopped at the stall she was currently robbing, paying for several loafs of bread and putting them in his bag along with the variety of other things he had purchased. How he managed to fit so much into such a small bag only he knew, but he had been shopping for an hour now yet he still only needed the one bag to carry all the food he had bought.

"I wanted to clear up a misunderstanding from last night, I am no scion of the Minamoto as you seemed to believe. I am the god of lightning, Ni-!" He suddenly paused in the middle of proclaiming his identity, realizing how annoyed Suzaku would be if he announced his name to yet another Servant and Master after last night. "Archer. I am Archer of Lightning." He nodded after finishing his introduction, turning his gaze towards Shuten-Douji once more as he scanned her figure. It was meant to be as attention grabbing as possible, showing off large amounts of skin while also covering up just enough to leave some things to the imagination. That's what Tesla deduced it was supposed to do anyways, he was never particularly distracted by pretty woman in life. Perhaps that could change after winning this war, but that was a thought for another time. After the pause he left for her to introduce herself, he pressed onward.

"I noticed you seem to be getting groceries, same as I. I wished to invite you to lunch at our base, this invitation extends to your Master as well of course. Perhaps we can discuss an alliance over pizza?" He smiled as he said this, a warm expression devoid of malice or ill intentions as he waited for an answer.
@Noxx

Yeah... that's not gonna calm her down at all. You probably just prompted her to do a full transformation rather than just beating down Mari as a normal girl with no horrible fire powers.

Edit: Also yeah this is definitely an auto-hit. Just sayin.
Mourningstar


The slime identified as Jason shot a pseudopod of himself out towards her, Mourningstar was almost inclined to believe it was an attack until he heard his voice inside her mind. His sentence was short and sweet, which didn't give her a lot of time to use Magic Analysis II on the skill before he finished. The usage of Telepathy along with his gross slimy touch had shocked her for a moment, but unfortunately a moment was all that was needed for the events that transpired soon after. "Wait don't just eat that-" She began in a panicked tone before she was abruptly cut off by Jason exploding. He flew into the side of the wall, slumping down as Mourningstar stared at his corpse in shock. No wait no, not his corpse, he was still alive. He was still alive! Throwing her last two points into Focus, she buckled down and analyzed what the hell was going on. Jason was on the floor in dire straits, the big slime was aggravated, blocking off the path to Digbie and the other digging slime, hopefully they could handle the rats themselves, and finally there was a pack of rats being assaulted by a pack of lizards.

With threats analyzed and options decided, Mourningstar shifted into crisis mode. "Oberon, I need you to fix up the slime next to me immediately! Jason, calm down your big slime ASAP and get her to back off of Digbie and the red slime! They need space to retreat and shift the battlefield into their favor! Ardur, we need to go support the rats! Anyone else available, huddle up and protect the crystals! Now would be the perfect time for an opportunistic pixie to start snatching treasure, I've dealt with it in the past and I'm not dealing with it today!" With orders shouted and hopefully followed, she rushed over to the rats, tossing the source crystal onto the pile on her way, charging up a Mana Blade to fire at the lizards as soon as she arrived. At worst it would scatter them, at best it might chop off a limb or cut their heads off like she slit the throat of that one goblin.
Posted. Someone should probably step in soon so Ami doesn't destroy the clubroom.
Ami Murota


Ami was paying full attention when Touka brought up the Christmas party, practically bouncing in her seat as she thought if all the sweets she could snack on. Then the air went still as everyone stopped, paying attention to the foul presence that was exuded by the intruder who soon entered the Detention Club. She glared at the magical girl of the light, appearing to be quite angry at the girl who had wasted her time last night. The effect was a bit undercut by how she quickly grabbed a daifuku and stuffed it in her mouth, her cheeks puffed out as she began to chew. The class president spoke up, mentioning how she was perfectly willing to let everyone take a swing at the Hag, to which Ami smiled after swallowing the sweet in her mouth.

"I might just take you up on that Touka." The glare on her face faded into an ominous smile as she leaned towards Mari, the temperature around her rising a few degrees as she considered transforming right now and breaking every single one of her bones. No, not here, she enjoyed this club too much to start breaking everything without sufficient reason. Mari went into some sort of grandiose speech, apologizing to them all for failing to protect them. A moment of confusion crossed Ami's face before it slowly went blank. Kanbaru laughed at Mari, deriding her for her misconceptions and laughing in her face. Meanwhile Ami just stared at her. "What kind of high horse do you have to be on to look down on us for falling?" She began to tremble as she gripped the edge of her desk, the wood splintering a bit as she glared at Mari, the rage that constantly roiled within her beginning to boil as she thought about every single way she could break this intruder who dared to invade her happy place.

"You think you're better than us? You think you're better than me?!" Ami's voice rose to a shout as she shook. "You're a coward! I was willing to dig through the dirt and filth of humanity to gain my power, to be better than what you are! You think you get to look down on me for being better!? You get to look down on me because you stayed up in your gilded little tower where you get to stagnate for eternity!?" She snarled as she pounded a fist into the desk, an audible splintering echoing through the classroom. "I broke, I shattered into a million fucking pieces and you know what I did with those pieces? I put them back together into something better than you!" Ami screamed as she relived the lowest of moments, the fire burning her house down playing in slow motion behind her eyes as she looked down at her father's burnt corpse. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't break you, you pompous bitch! And I guarantee that you aren't going to spend five years bedridden, no you'll be lucky if you ever get out of bed again!" She shouted with rage as the edge of the desk she grasped exploded in her fists. Anyone of the other dark magical girls would recognize she was on the verge of flying off the handle at this point, marking the clear difference between Ami and the others. Whereas they were all cold and cynical, remaining cool and collected while attacking with cold hard logic when Mari insulted their way of life, Ami got mad. Mad enough to completely follow through with the threat their club president had lead this conversation with.


Sapporo, Japan
Ishin Academy, April 7th




Chen laughed a little as the girl next to him asked how much bigger Tokyo was then Tokyo station, not a malicious laugh but one fille with genuine amusement. "Oh it's much bigger than Tokyo station, you should really visit one day! I'm sure it would be quite the experience for you." Rin introduced herself as being from Okoyama, or near there anyways. A small town girl apparently, she would have to adapt to the big city life soon if she wanted to be a real hero. But Chen believed in her, she would definitely do well! Just not as well as him. A few other students spoke up as well, introducing themselves as also being from Tokyo. The girl he had originally followed here introduced herself as being from Ryogoku, most locals knew it as the sumo district. "Very nice, I'm from Harajuku myself. You could probably tell though given my fashion." Chen posed a little as if to show off his clothes, before remembering he was in a uniform. "Well, you would if it wasn't for the uniform that is." After saying that he snickered a little, settling back down as he looked over at Yoshi.

He was starting to get to her a little, he could tell in the little details. The way her grip on the pamplet tightened, the way her hair swayed about in an agitated manner, how she refused to look at anything but the stage. He was almost tempted to keep pushing, but now wasn't the time really. No need to start something on the first day, she looked like she was close to snapping at someone as is. Not to say he was giving up, he was going to break her out of that cold shell eventually. But not right now, not today. As he thought about his plans regarding Yoshi-tan, another girl sat next to her, someone who looked just as irritated if not more than she did. She glared at Yoshi, Chen observed to see how this would go down while half listening to anything his other seat partners might say.
Mourningstar


There was a distinct aura of happiness around Mourningstar as two new people joined the Party, another Lizard and a Pixie. this was really good, all they needed now was a good tank and they would have an amazing party composition for anything that was thrown their way. The pixie, introduced as Ardur, dug through the hot embers, Mourningstar was almost tempted to stop him before he noticed the small shield covering his arms, smart thinking, so she let him do his thing. It was strange though, one second he looked like any other pixie, the next he looked just the slightest bit muscular. She blinked a few times to make sure her eyes weren't deceiving her, but nope, that was definitely a slightly buff pixie. "Huh." Was this another skill that Ardur had just learned, or had she just not noticed this whole time? She shook her head and put her focus back on the light, buff pixie analysis can wait until later. What mattered right now was the- "Holy shit! Guys we just hit the motherlode here!" Crystals, dozens and dozens of crystals were buried under the fire. Blue crystals, red crystals, even a mysterious green crystal, all for the taking. The first thing Mourningstar did was refill her MP with one of the blue ones, leaving everyone with 57 crystals, then Oberon took 3, lowering the count to 54.

But what caught her attention most was the mysterious Source Crystal. Now she didn't know much about this world, but when something described as being closer to the Source, capital S and all, you knew that shit was important. Which is why she freaked the fuck out when she saw it begin to levitate towards Digbie seemingly of it's own free will. "The green crystal is what I want, and that's it." Oh god why did you have to be like this you dumb dumb Goblin child.

"Digbie no no no no! That thing could be dangerous don't just start fucking touching it! There was an actual hint of panic in her voice as she poured 3 points into Lesser Force and grabbed the Source Crystal out of the air, hopefully Digbie got the message quickly and let go, she needed to study this thing in depth before she just handed it off to someone. As all of this distracted her, she never even noticed the new party of monsters gathering at the bonfire, more former humans was her guess given how the slime was talking. And was barking orders at everyone too, causing Mourningstar to narrow her eyes as she stared down the slime.

"Woah woah woah, hold the fucking phone there slime! You don't get to just wobble in here and start yelling at people to do stuff, especially when you don't even know our names! Get back here!" Mourningstar rushed over to the Slime as it wobbled away, getting into it's path and continuing to stare into the Slime's eyes as she thought over his plan, nodding a little bit as she hummed in thought. Damn, that was actually a pretty good plan. The problem lied in the fact that they didn't know who the fuck these people were, other than that they were smart and also a multi racial party. She quickly used Monster Analysis on the new party, nothing how most of them were like her in being former humans, but two were not. The big slime and the big rat were pure monsters, tough ones too it looks like. Strange, but she wasn't going to complain too much, numbers were numbers in the end.

"Now you have a good plan, I'll give you that. You're also human, which is a plus in my book. But you don't get to just walk in and start telling people what to do like you're the boss and then walk away assuming we're just gonna do it. Far as I'm concerned, we're all equal in being generals of the Demon Lord. We're gonna follow your plan for now, but after this is all over we need to have a serious talk about leadership." With that being said, Mourningstar turned away from Jason and floated back to the pile of crystals, noting how it was 5 shorter than before due to the Slime. 49 mana crystals left, they were burning through them much faster than Mourningstar liked. "And by the way." Mourningstar grabbed a flame touched crystal and showed it to Jason, making sure he noted how it was different from the others. "I would suggest you find a use for these in your plan, because these ones explode. And everyone knows that the key to victory is careful usage of explosives to thin the numbers of an enemy before and during battle." It was one of the best strategies in her RTS games she used to play in the past world, explosives were key in controlling where the enemy moved and more importantly, where they didn't move. "Oh yeah, just one more thing." She looked Jason dead in the eyes as she said this, giving off a smug smile as she said her next words.

"I'm Mourningstar. And I'm in charge around here."
Mourningstar


Mourningstar slowed down as Oberon called out to her, panting as she watched Orchid and Crispy get away. A vicious snarl was painted onto her face as she screamed in frustration, shooting one last Mana Orb I at them as they ran away. As she took several deep breaths, the thin red film that had covered her vision slowly faded away, and with it's departure her reason returned. "Oh god, what was that?" She muttered to herself quietly as she turned around, floating past Oberon wordlessly. She soon arrived back at the bonfire, staring at the dying embers with curiosity. But this was secondary, the more important matter was her grumbling stomach.

She floated towards Digbie with no words to be said, using her new Monster Analysis on all her party members as she tore off a portion of the burnt rat. 'Bon appetite... She stuffed it in her mouth and chewed as fast as she could, swallowing with a grimace on her face. It tasted disgusting, but food was food no matter how you look at it. Hopefully her monster body would be able to process this food, unlike the weak human stomach she had in her past life. "This was good. We all did really good, I do hope you'll be sticking around with us. It will be your best bet to take down the Goblins who got away." Mourningstar looked at Rain with a neutral gaze as she said this, afterwards turning back to the bonfire once she felt like she had her fill.

The Pixie from before was back, attempting to dig through the embers to find the same strange blue light that had caught Mourningstar's attention. After a quick Monster Analysis she floated closer to the bonfire, using Magic Analysis on the blue light to see if it was magical in nature. "Have you come back to join the winning team? We're gathering all the humans of the cave to try and keep safe." it would be very fortunate if they could get another healer after all, the bigger the party the better.
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