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8 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

Banning Briza for ninja Briza-Banning before I could ban the person above with something about Clem being able to dual-wield bans.

Subtletly and clarity are mutually opposed concepts, anyways.

Also @exit You're banned too, because nobody saw your post, or your kidney-joke.
I only call-in sick for work if bed-ridden (or tied to a bed, maybe [reaching a phone would be hard, though])...

However, if I cannot take my temprature within 1 hour of claiming sick (due to the thermometer breaking, or the batteries frying), my requests not to shovel snow for my nieghbor are denied.
Banned for: using the word "colon" and not making a joke about it.


BANNED FOR DEMANDING PEOPLE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT


Both double-banned for not realizing I did make an anatomical joke about the colon.

I just didn't feel like shining a spotlight on it for everyone to see.

gl;hf trying to make a kidney-joke.
Banned for: not using your colon.
Microprose
Banned for misspelling "the Room" with a C, a U, a T, and way too many Ms.
Banned for not going far enough back to experiance true level on Earth.
Sacrifice the roleplayer of the month to their dungeon as tribute?

That or Clem. Clem is like dakka... there can never be too much Clem...
P. sure I called first dibbs.

...

I'll fight ye fir their wee lil giblets!

[Oi! reaaaal original thar, Foster. Not as though we haven't had too many stereotypically overtly-scottish dragon-girls before]

Note: Pretty sure the "randomly scottish Foster" has more to do with the local cough-medicine than anything else.
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