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21 days ago
Current I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
25 days ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
28 days ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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3 mos ago
Being snowed-in on a monday after a 60 hour week is... surprisingly relaxing.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

"That's not to say it doesn't have its uses, though. Even if my contacts slip or I let my fangs show at work, a little primping and preening in the break room mirror means nobody will ever think I'm not human!"


Don't vampires still lack a reflection?

*reads above*

Oh, neat.

I wonder if she likes garlic and onions...


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How about a ghost possessing someone who's in a long term coma, believed to be a vegetable


Well, @Theyra expressed interest in being a ghosty, so I'll stick a spider-mastermind of a trickster... probably with a pet mimic or twenty.
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Oh no
Is your prankster a fuckin spider person


I was tempted to do that, or a mimic (but we have a shapeshifter for that), or another kitsune for the dogpile.
-A mimic essentially being a shapeshifter with poor attention to detail.

Pretty sure we can have a pet mimic as an npc everyone can mess with, though. Or... a horde of mimics as someone's minions.

Yes, I know. I'm being despicable.

That or a ghost that possesses stuff. And would need to animate a manequin in order to kinda-sorta blend-in (or just not be seen).
-A ghost would be kinda fun since how the heck is a vampire supposed to kill a ghost?
So what's the tally so far?

We got:
2 kitsune
1 vampire
1 werewolf
1 dragon
1 mothman
1 mermaid
1 human


So what you're saying is... we need a spooder.
[Foster's undecided character-race] "I must prank this vampire at every opprotunity."

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I remember this one trickster who basically put a trans-dimensional pocket in his cheek, so he could clear out an entire pantry in one settings. But if they were nice enough, he'd give them a year's worth of rations.


I'm more the kind that points out you are using a masterlock 607, it can be opened with a masterlock 607.
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And a cat-girl is kindly asked to stop blowing holes in space-time
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