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18 days ago
Current I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
22 days ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
25 days ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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3 mos ago
Being snowed-in on a monday after a 60 hour week is... surprisingly relaxing.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

Banned for not pronouncing it as "Catachan"
Maybe like 60 pages ago, @Dragonydas. I do not remember, that part has been in the WIP since page 9.

IIRC, I kinda mentioned she'd be in the same building as @Silver Carrot's character with much the same problems blending-in, plus she's a tech-savvy girl, so why not murder three birds and a tree with one stone?

And don't worry, as soon as I'm making IC posts, I'm dragging you all with me.
cube
@Expendable There's a spooder for that.

For everything else there's Suzy.
"Do you have any idea how unbelievably skilled I am at causing small inconveniences for EVERYONE?"


I smell a prank-war.

Someone is gonna wake up with their car in their bedroom.

*Gremlins take notes*
It's kinda wild that Velvet hasn't invoked the "I'm Twenty" meme yet.

Even more funny since she's more like 700, so legit ID isn't even an option


>When the agency cheaps out on our fake IDs, colorized.

And she works at a bar.
>intentionally misunderstanding "hitting slopes" for comedic affect

"Oooh, a professional slope-puncher. Neat."

Pay no attention to the signature below, those RPs have stalled awhile ago.
Johnson.
Banned for not being able to recognize Perry the Platypus until he puts on his detective's hat.

Tell me this isn't a Doofensmirch plan:
Sorry guys. Have been in bed with a cold since saturday. I'll post one I feel better.


I'd offer some leftover stew, but our fridge died and you probably wouldn't want food-poisoning on top of a cold.

One may help clear out the other, though. Either the runny nose will purge the smell of vomit, or the violent expulsion of your bowels will help clear out your bloodstream.

In either case, pickle-juice is amazing with both. [alternately, large pinch of salt, a small picnch of turmeric (or curry-powder) enough vinegar to dissolve it fully and turn the turmeric green, and then water until the opacity and salinity matches pickle-brine. Leave enough room in the jar to fine-tune/dilute the solution since getting it right on the first try is hard. It helps if you have a jar of pickles handy for referance.]

A rough guesstimate is to aim for like a 1% acetic acid content, but some go up to 2%. (It's a muscle-relaxant and an antiseptic, so less vomit and more a speed-run snowplowing its way through the digestive tract), followed by inhaling a fairly large dose of water or other non-salty beverage (like a half-liter or liter).

The slug of heavy saltwater will also help break-up phlem. The rest of the brine would disinfect, and the water chasing after it will help cleanse everything else away.

Next up: How to treat (mild) radiation-sickness with PB+J sandwiches, heavy on the jam.
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