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Yes! I surveyed the same random selection of universes in two ways: polls and a scan over a certain period of time that analysed the ratio of sugar to coffee or tea, adjusting based on types of coffee and tea!


What was your sample size?
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Yes! But Existence is a big place, and I did have a stake in the results! Still, I have it on good authority that tea is definitely less averagely sweet than coffee!


I see. Did you perform the test yourself?
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I dunno; my research was peer-reviewed, by some very respectable peers!


Oh?
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According to my research, no! Sugar does not guarantee an improved tea experience and so tea drinkers Existence-wide are more likely to drink it unsweetened!


*Chuckles*
Some would disagree with that.
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Ooh, good question! Well, you can have decaf versions of both and flavoured versions of both! But I'd say that because tea can be flavoured by real fruits and vegetables and because people are less likely to add unhealthy things like sugar and creamer, it's generally healthier! And you can put all the same chocolatey flavourings in tea and it tastes really good, so you're not missing out on that.


Do not an equivalent ratio of people drink unsweetened coffee and unsweetened tea?
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Because I really like tea and I want to share its joy with everybody else! There's nothing like just sitting down and sipping tea with your friends!


What are the pros and cons versus coffee?
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Absotutalutely!


Hm. Why is tea a factor?
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Definitely! Perfect wisdom said that a world where bad guys could exist was the one that He would create; who am I to argue?


I assume you would still be Madeline Hatter.
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It does include total adoption of tea! It also includes good guys being able to identify bad guys before bad guys can do anything bad!


Rather than a lack of "bad guys" entirely?
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I mean, ideal is like, ideal! Totally perfect! That's a big ask!


Does your perfect world not include total adoption of tea?
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