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@Dynamo Frokane
Am I safe in assuming Caoimhe would have also heard about the merc company on the road?


Yes in fact im retconning that she actually saw what happened but couldnt hear it from the window, and shes been in town log enough to know about the count and his mercs.



@Vox Shwiggity is dropping out so the narrative will focus to you now. As far as the good doctor Pox he's 'passed out' and will be taken back to the Inn to rest. So let your next post acknowledge that and proceed however you wish.

@Nieszka@VoiD will be worked into the story a bit later, thanks for your patience.
@Nieszka Cool she's approved. Put her in the CS tab.
I don't think being self aware really changes anything though.


It does though, that's the difference between acceptable bad plots and characters in dynasty warriors and offensively bad plots in characters in something like God Of War.

I assume someone who plays Doki-Doki Phoenix Wright Danganronpa would grasp that concept.
@Nieszka

The ability to turn into the feline will have to be changed to the power of suggestion over felines, shapeshifting is still a little to high level of a skill right now.

Everything else is fine, make that adjustment, and we can get started.
I guess the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is “irritating trope-heavy anime storylines” now. I mean, yes, there are heavily stylized (see: fun) story beats expanded from such source material but I’ve always found it intellectually lazy and ignorant to just write off Dynasty Warriors because one happened to not like it.


Hang on are you talking about the romance of the three kingdoms game series? Because they are strategy games not Mosou combat games.

If you are referring to the story that dynasty warriors are based on, then who cares? They have repackaged the entire thing with one dimensional characters, pointless exposition riddled with cliches and awful voice acting. Dante's Inferno (the game) is also based on a piece of classic literature, but the game's plot is still stupid.
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Wait, weren't you defending honey poop a few pages back?


Sounds like a brilliant 'gotcha' doesn't it?

Except Huniepop IS very easy to make fun of, its a silly self aware porn game. The context is different to a multi kingdom war epic that plays itself straight. Unless you disagree with fabricants point about god of war regarding its context?
Yes, mind-numbingly simplistic games with irritating trope-heavy anime storylines and characters are easy to make fun of, I wonder why?
Ragnap put a hand on his chin when the Doctor Pox boldly made his point about the merchant not being able to pay off debts from the grave. There were a few shocked ramblings from the crowd as they witnessed a Doctor of all people address Ragnap and his mercs.

You know what Doc you're right, she cant pay anything while dead....but she also cant seem to pay when she's alive, so might as well at least get a good clear message out of her. Just incase anyone else thinks they can be tight with the Count.

With that sentence the Dark Elf grabbed the beaten merchant by her hair and dragged a large knife across her neck, slitting her throat and watching her gurgle and grasp in in her last 2 seconds of life. It was as normal to him as sealing a letter, there was no strong emotion on his face. A few whimpers and gasps from the crowd but no screams, they were all to used to these sights.

But Qwendar was not used to this, and he had no intent of being quiet now, he ran towards the trio drawing his shortbow, getting ready to string an arrow.

NOOOO you sick FUCK! She did nothing wrong! I'll skewer everyone of--

Qwendar's battle cry was cut short by a wet smashing sound, one of the Black Beak Mercs had hurled his mace and it stuck the old hunter directly in the skull, leaving a nasty caved in wound as the hunter skidded across the floor, gushing blood from the cavity in his head and twitching like a snared squirrel.

Ragnap chuckled under his breath before turning to the doctor, his hand began to shake with a dark energy, and he grinned before pointing at Pox, shooting out a black magic bolt that knocked Pox on his back, completely taking the wind out of him. Ragnap revealed himself to be a Spellsword, dangerous mages of destructive energy who also fought with melee weapons, rare in Naveroth, almost unheard of in Cullwath.

The only reason that bolt didn't kill you is because you're more worth to the mercs here alive, you've patched up a lot of us since you've been here and saved the bosses around town a lot of money on medical bills, you're a net benefit. But if I see your ugly beak around The Count's territory again, I'll consider you tax deductible.

Ragnap kicked Pox hard in the stomach, which caused the doctor to crumple further on the floor. Ragnap also reached into Pox's coat and stole the remainder of his gold pieces, chuckling as he walked off. One of the henchmen walked over to the still twitching Qwendar and raised his mace, it was out of Pox's line of sight, but he clearly heard the mace smashing into the old hunter's skull and the wet crunch of bone and brains being pulverized against the pavement. One towns person vomited, but they all went on their way as the mercs left the scene.

Pox looked up only to see a female face hovering over him, it was that of an elven woman who was sleeping at the same inn he came out of only to be awoken by the noise, it was a gruesome scene indeed and she was wondering what the hell happened.

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