Galaxy Raider

Myriad Reality

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Alucard:

*Snickers*

She also forgets that she is going up against several military powerhouses, three of which are easily big enough to destroy her puny uprising.

And Sven?

*knocks you back*

You can join the battle if she kills me.

*my arm turns to dust, as another grows in its place, and I forcefully push corruption upon yamato, so much so that you can feel its effects through it*

If I can kill you myself, then I'll just have you do it for me.

@souleaterfan320

No, Alucard. I refuse to allow either of you to benefit from the death of the other, especially given your current sit-
*Watches out of curiosity*

Myriad Reality

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Oh, okay.
I gave up like a year ago.

@Araby264

You never truly give up on home cooked bacon. Onions have layers, and this is undeniable subjectivity.

Myriad Reality

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Understanding these guys.

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No.

@Nimda

Mike Tyson and Shrek agree that it is your fate to join us.

Myriad Reality

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*The crystal enters my proximity and slows to a stop before turning a bright blue. The crystals turn towards you*
Did you ever think that maybe... Just maybe. This wasn't the only planet I was attacking?
*laughs*
Please, if I had attacked this place with the full might of the Crystal legion it would have been taken hours ago.
*the crystals project images into the air, people running and screaming. Militarized planets fighting back but losing in the face of the Crystal Empire's forces. All the planets that the team couldn't be on because they were fighting here being swiftly taken over.*
By the time we're finished here those planets will have Been converted into war factories, laboratories, City Fortresses of grand proportions! All you've done here... Everything! Has been for NOTHING!
YOU HAVE CHANGED NOTHING!

@Araby264

Has it? You've yet to face another mighty empire that is militarily a worthy opponent. I recognize none of those worlds as Alliance worlds. I recognize not one of your truly threatening enemies as being eliminated. You call that imperialistic expansion? I call it predatorial opportunism. Taking the worlds that you know stand no chance. The size you'll amass by conquering the weak is honestly the opposite of threatening.

Myriad Reality

I give up.

@Nimda

Quitters never quit, Dorvahd.

Myriad Reality

So I did a character thing.

@Mammalia

Frankfurt, Virginia

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*bows down to you*
Yes. 5

@Spiritblitz

%Daley Inspurashunol quats.

Myriad Reality

I don't get it.

@Nimda

Hush, nermdar.

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Dinosaurs in the forest making zelda adventures adorable raptor claws dimes are doors munsters are mustard monsters. 8

@Spiritblitz

"Pickled pajamas are good on sandwiches when Abraham Washingtub delivers the Emancipation of Indeparnduns during the 1300 BC Olympic Tribunal of the 43rd Illoominaughty Divsion which involved the indoctrination of megaladon beetles into water canyons where potatoes grow on scarecrows and ice cream incinerates the internet."
-Mike Tyson

Myriad Reality

@Webmaster

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"Poopykins."
"How so?"
I would continue the conversation, but I'd just like to point out that, given the lerson you're talking to, this discussion has a slim chance of being even remotely comprehensible.

@Galaxy Raider

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"Poopykins."
"How so?"
I would continue the conversation, but I'd just like to point out that, given the lerson you're talking to...

@Galaxy Raider

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given the lerson

@Galaxy Raider

lerson

Galaxy Raider

Myriad Reality

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Maybe we should schedule things bring cake while mottorlawning a doughnit in a factory about megalodons. 2

@Spiritblitz

Or maybe skiiboat down Mt. Vesooovuvus while inventing the cure for oxygen and purchasing a Bill Cosby.