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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Betty thought about letting the Mayan behemoth take a swig of the drink, and ultimately decided on no. Grog seemed like a volatile type, barring all the explosions and what-not, so she thought passing a drink that wasn't hers wasn't really a smart idea. She spoke to Deprave before continuing to drink. "I dunno, ask him." She then continued to drink the booze that was near-pouring out of the Power-Pint.

Jen looked over at the disgruntled Toby, and walked over, grabbing his arm and lowering it down to his side. "Easy, Tobias. If we are attacked by these fairies, we will simply take them down hastily." Jen spoke rather calmly about the whole situation, hoping to try and ease Toby into the same feeling she had. It was increasingly hard with what may stir up in a few seconds, but it was worth a shot.
"I'm an ace pilot, Stryker. I always have tricks up my sleeve."

With that, Tibulus followed the orders given to him by his "captain", and he jettisoned out of the danger zone that he was in. Once he was in an optimal spot to turn around, he did, halting the ship as he turned. After everything was said and done, he had his ship facing towards the now-cracked Planet Cracker. With a partial unzip of his jumpsuit, a rather skinny root shot out of the opening freed by his jumpsuit and it took hold of the steering, while Tibulus' arms could focus on other controls of the ship. The lights in the eyes of the Funganoid glew brighter as he did these actions.

"Funganoids. We have our advantages. Don't question the root and we'll be a-okay." Once he said that, the skeletal pilot stared head-longingly into the vacuum of space, waiting for the order to move in after the rig's explosion. The only noise that could be heard in the meantime would be the sound of the fan constructed by Tibulus.

@Crossfire@Azereiah
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


The swordsman had been able to catch the dice, and was caught off guard by the sudden transformation into the longsword. He was able to lift it and carry it around with a slight bit of difficulty, but it wouldn't prove to be too bad. Bonesword was fascinated with the sword's craftsmanship, as he saw the similarity of it to one of Iona's swords from when he was being judged for his actions. He held it close to him as he walked out of the throne room of Hohenheim, uttering a "Thank you, Hohenheim." before leaving and continuing back to his home on the outskirts of Hyperion.

-=[-[-[ LATER AT BONESWORD'S HOVEL ]-]-]=-


The skeletal swordsman, now with his new arm and sword, had concerned himself with the treatment of his near-child, Charlie the basil-isk. He had kept Charlie in his house, attached to a fairly strong chain, and he had the TV on for Charlie while the swordsman was out and about, working on Hohenheim's castle and what-not. Bonesword had been watching TV with him at the moment, occasionally petting Charlie as the swordsman mended a sheath for his new sword together out of some really tough materials. Once a commercial break happened, the swordsman took a second and looked at the black sword given to him by Hohenheim, and he recalled the words that she told him, saying them aloud. "...if you go too far down the road of redemption, who knows what will become of you?" Those words troubled him, but he had the underlying feeling that he would have to figure out what they meant. There was also the fact that the sword would become lighter if he were to - he guessed unleash - his inner demons. That troubled him even more. What would happen if he let it all loose, completely going rabid and killing everyone around him. He could try and do it, he had the potential, but he remembered his love, and he decided against what he could do.

After a while, Charlie roared before licking Bonesword's arm. The swordsman hastily got up and ran to retrieve a bag of fertilizer he bought while he was making a booze run. "Shhh. I got you some new food, because we're running kind of low on arms for the month." Charlie roared again, but stopped roaring after he began to chow down on the large platter of fertilizer placed in front of him. The giant snake caused his master to smile at the sight, and the snake was hugged after he was finished eating. "Maybe you can come next battle..."

@KoL


Abigail, the Restless
~Celestia~

The restless spirit of a deceased lover was busy floating around Celestia's market at the time, covering herself in a cloak made from... some kind of divine material. She hid her face around Heaven, as she was afraid of any mockery and discrimination aimed at her because of what she was. Undead were not really 'tolerated' in Heaven, unless they were of some kind of merit, and Abigail was no more than a new grunt of Heaven's army. She wasn't even present for the last battle or Hohenheim's challenge. Regardless of everything, she wanted to purchase something for her small little home in Heaven.

It took her a bit, but she had later got to her home on the Celestian outskirts, amounting to no more than a small room, with a mattress, a bunch of small and burnt out candles, a large blanket and a broken picture frame. It had only half a picture, with the subject matter being Abigail, and the other half was torn off by an unknown person. She saw the white hand on her shoulder, and she assumed it had belonged to the one she had loved so long ago, which was why she had kept it, in efforts to hopefully meet the once she loved. She placed the new candle she bought at the market down, lit it with a quick shot from her Wisp Veil Cannons, and she sat down on the mattress.

"Well.. it's something, I suppose. It's not much, but I can live with this... at least until I get some money from the war. I hope that will be soon..." She was slightly depressed, but she kept her hopes up since she began to live in Heaven, and she still is excited for the hopeful reunion of her lover and herself.
Once Grog had downed the bottle of wine, he had begun to feel rather shitty as he flew back into the past, watching as the group previously struck down the mighty Nefas with a few mere blows. He even watched himself do it, which confused the ever-living soul out of him. After about 30 seconds of confusion, largely being the existence of him in the past, he jettisoned forward in time and saw himself back in the RV, and the bottle of "West Stride's" had seemingly been refilled, and it had a new label on the side of it that read "The first drink is on the house, now don't waste the next one." It was a peculiar sight, although it really didn't matter to Grog at the time, as he felt more drunk than he had ever felt in his life.

In response to Toby's question about what the crew members would do when they escaped Hell, Jennifer, who was standing against the doorway to the room she claimed, spoke up with an answer. "I do not know exactly what I want to do when I leave, but I am fairly certain that it will involve The Light... speaking of which... does any body want to join the church?" As Jen finished talking, the key out of hell, Betty, had wandered over to Grog's Power-Pint, which was currently resting on the floor filled with beer, and she picked it up. "Yo Grog, I'm gonna borrow this for a bit. Hope that's cool." After she took a sip, she had responded to Deprave's earlier question about her views of the group. "I can tell you that I do like one person more than the others.~" While she spoke, she winked at Deprave, hinting at who she liked. Weave was next to respond, and she did it while calmly driving down the road.

"I'll tell you what I see. I see a Mayan deity, a giant crab, a drunk, a thief, and an ancient knight. No more, no less. I'm still surprised that you guys managed to take down Nefas so easily, considering his sheer beefiness. Nice job on that, but it'll only be tougher from here." She sounded harsh, but it wasn't out of any hatred. She was just a bit agitated, that was all. She also didn't appreciate the drunk who was currently drooling on the floor of the RV. "Someone make sure the drunkard doesn't destroy the place by the way. This was not a cheap purchase."

During all of this conversation, if Toby looked outside the RV, he would notice a bright blue wisp fly past it, then disappear as it dove into the ground.
@Inner Demon
I could. Abigail needs an introductory post anyhow.

Edit: Gonna save it and wait until after KoL posts to introduce, because nothing really big is going on right now.
@TheWindel
I am so sorry.
*I MESSED UP I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE*
@Lmpkio
I know I'll be mad if you don't pull an Ulfric Stormcloak. I'd be down with trying to make an actual hell-aligned demon if you do.

Please do. I REALLY NEED TO SEE THE SKYRIM CIVIL WAR OF HELL.
"On it! Hold on to something!"

After quickly tapping his cigar to rid it of the ash that was collecting on the tip, Tibulus grabbed the wheel with both of his hands and performed the ballsiest of maneuvers with the ship he was driving at the moment. He turned the ship around with some incredible prowess, making it take an almost complete 180, and aiming it directly at the mining rig. It was there that Tibulus noticed the mining laser was powering up, and preparing to unload a nasty shot at the Revenant. Was this going to happen? Not on his watch it wasn't!

Tibulus spoke back to Stryker as he aimed the ship, getting it into the optimal trajectory that would allow the crew manning the guns to barrage the rig and hopefully keep the laser from being able to fire at the ship. Key word there being "hopefully". "Gunning it now! Prepare to do the same!"

Once Tibulus finished his sentence, the ship lurched forward with sheer intensity, aiming at the side of the rig.

@Crossfire@Azereiah
@PlatinumSkink
I didn't include Macavity because West is dropping him for Exhale. I did however completely forget Arsenal, so good on you for noticing that.
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