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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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So I tried to make a list of current player-characters in this from the strongest to weakest on an even playing field.

So when you put every character on a football field, which character would be strongest?



1 - Headhunter (Insta win because sniper single-shot kills)
2 - Sonika (Limitless supply of air)
3 - Messiah (Nuke everything)
4 - Outsider (Mini-Endbringer OP)
5 - Jaunt (Provided he wants to kill himself)
6 - Exhale (Insanely good for AoE, not so good when far away)
7 - Cassidy (Time manipulation is good, but it's limited by quite a bit)
8 (EDITED 8.5) - Tulpa / Arsenal (That projection is really strong, and so are his robot parts)
9 - Kyoshi (Good balance of everything, could be one of the strongest if she had experience)
10/11 - Chatterbox / Mantis (Both are good at manipulating others, and that's strong as fuck)
12 - Wisp (Light projection is good, and the matter of use is great)
13/14 - Zach / Sophia (Both are defensively amazing, but both aren't really strong in the offense department)
15 - Margrave ("B-but how? How can someone as good as me be ranked so low?!")
16 - Overlook (He's shitty. End of story)

I tried to make this unbiased, and I'm bad at ranking, so if somebody wants to retry this list, please do.
Ursaren almost flew off the horse that he was riding when the horses had suddenly halted. Once the old man had climbed off the horse from the sudden halt, he took in the new situation the crew was in, standing in front of a younger woman who had almost been trampled by the group of people. The woman didn't really seem like she was a threat, as the poor girl couldn't even hold a dagger properly, and she looked like she would have some sort of magical aptitude from the various items and artifacts that she had on her. While Ursaren would normally concern himself with people like this woman, he was instead interested in the smell of smoke and how Alice and the reptilian man had absconded from the group in pursuit of the smoke's origin, with it possibly involving the dragon that they had heard about from the elves. Ursaren turned to Beren and spoke out to him with his hearty voice. "Hey Beren. I'm gonna follow behind Alice and go help her tackle that fire nonsense,. Telling you now!"

With someone being alerted, Ursaren followed Alice into the forest, with his spear and shield drawn to his side. He was ready to fight whatever was ahead, and, more importantly, he was ready to show off his true power to the group. Ok... maybe not the group, but to at least one of them, who would hopefully help defend him when everyone else would panic about what Ursaren really was.
The PRT Building


Overlook sifted around through the various things he had on his bed until he found his first creation of the Eye, and he held it up towards Jackson. "This is the Eye. It was the first thing I had made since I was in the bunker that housed me for as long as I can remember. I couldn't leave the bunker when I was in it, mainly due to the loss of my leg, and I yearned to look at the outside world through my eyes, and this was the closest thing that I could get to doing it. Through some unorthodox methods, I had turned my metal prosthetic into scrap that went into the construction of this little bugger, leading into some kind of obsession with robotics. I had a lot of time on my hands, and with the rig that I had back in the bunker, learning how to code and such was rather easy, especially with the whole hacker knowledge. The worst part was finding any materials to continue making robots, so I was stuck with the Eye as my only real way of working as Overlook." The teen pointed over to the robot that was under construction before he continued his thought. "That guy was going to be my second work, but so far he has been... well... not so cooperative with it. For a guy who doesn't really know what he is though, I don't think I'm that bad at robotics." Ruben waited for Jackson's response now, gently tossing the Eye back and forth in his hands.


Near a Highway Robbery...
@ProPro


Farce was sitting in the top of a parking garage and watching the highway as cars drove by at the time, eating a bag of chex-mix all the while. She didn't know what to do about the whole "Sonika" thing just yet, but she didn't seem to be bothered by it at the moment. She came to this spot often in order to pass the time, not to mention she was ready to watch the show that was unfolding with a PRT transport vehicle and a group of villainous parahumans attacking it. "Ooh! A fight! This should be good, right Sparce." "Gonna say it is because if Cassidy is somehow in that vehicle, we may be able to save her." "Oh shit you're right! Nice job!" "One of us has to be right. Now keep it on the down low that we're going to be watching, or else we'll get screwed over!" With that, Farce stared off at the battle unfolding as a... man, was trapped in the containment foam used by the PRT.




Kyoshi had noticed the giant behemoth of a space-snake curling up on a nearby building, watching the group of heroes as they talked amongst themselves. She was startled by it, and instinctively a few watermelon-sized rocks had shot up from the rooftop and hung in the air beside Kyoshi as she stared at the giant leviathan, feeling threatened by it's hulking body. The rocks slowly descended though as the snake didn't actually seem aggressive... rather more passive than anything else. The cosplayer heard Furnace mutter something about it being an Endbringer under his breath, and that pretty much triggered the rocks to just fall back down completely, as Kyoshi began to speak up about it.

"I'm... I'm sure it's not hostile. It scares the life out of me, sure, but if it was an Endbringer, it'd probably be destroying us right now. Instead it just looks like it needs a hug." Kyoshi had begun walking slowly to the giant snake, and she stopped at the edge of the rooftop, still watching it for any aggressive movements. She knew she couldn't hurt it, let alone really do anything to it, but she still felt a sense of neutrality from the beast. She didn't really care about how Jaunt got there, how Artificer was doing, or how G4M3R was being himself at the moment. It was almost like she just solely wanted to ease everyone's tensions off at the moment. After a good couple of seconds, Kyoshi attempted to speak to the beast. "Hello. I'm Kyoshi. Who are you?"
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


The skeleton man walked into the room that had Hohenheim residing in it, his sword covered in the blood of... well... he didn't even completely know at that point. He had entered the room alone, having conquered the challenge of Hohenheim (although he didn't finish it the quickest out of the bunch) and with his arm missing similarly. His uniform was stained with a crimson color, and his pant leg was torn clean off, revealing the bolted-together skeleton leg from the previous battle and his face-off with Fran. Despite everything, Bonesword stood in front of the powerful alchemist Hohenheim, and he lowered to his knee.

"Hohenheim. Alchemist of limitless power. Even though I was not able to make it to here first, I have fought away at everything you have thrown at me and my comrades in this castle, and I have arrived here to ask of you an award fitting for an old soul like me." The skeleton had his voice incredibly proper when speaking to the alchemist, being very chivalrous so he wouldn't get on the bad side of Hohenheim. He knew that if he had made it to the end of the challenge, he would be awarded with something that he desired, which would've been his long lost lover if he had made it to her first. Alas, he didn't, but he did have something else on his mind. "I ask of you, Hohenheim the Alchemist, to gift me a new sword. One to be wielded by one as unnatural as I, as sturdy as the castle that houses you, and as cold as the heart of the demon that took my love from me."

The skeleton remained on his knee as he waited for a response from Hohenheim, his soul calmly resting.

@KoL
@KoL
MY DELAYED POSITION ON THE NEXT MISSION IS HERE.

Could I have a quick post where BS makes it to Hoho and asks for the sword? 'tis literally all that post would be.
Tibulus was busy piloting the ship with everything that's going on. The quick assault on the Planet Cracker was with no time to waste, as he sped past it and lowered the door to the cargo bay, having the doorway open for everyone to assault the cracker. He spoke over the intercom as this happened, his voice booming around the ship with the rumble of... well... a surprising sense of calm perspiring around his tone. The skeletal pilot of the cargo ship began steering the ship to portside as the gunnery crew could unleash their torrents of laser-powered spice at the drill, and he brought the ship around again for the crew on the opposite side in order to allow the most damage onto the rig. Tibulus remained vigilant as he piloted the Revenant, not responding to anyone as he flew it through the cold vacuum of space.

The small robotics kit was in a good construction, as a small fan was busy blowing onto Tibulus' forehead while he did all this.

[AT LITERALLY EVERYONE HERE]
"Can do, can do."

Tibulus heard his command and kept his comm open, pulling around the nearest moon with incredible precision and expertise, and he parked the giant ship in the shadow of the moon. He cut the engine of the ship, and dimmed down the lights so everyone could see what was going on while still remaining some form of stealth. He had the front of the ship facing the mining rig that the mission was at, and he knew what he wanted to do. With a smug grin, Tibulus went to the intercom of the ship and decided to be rather humorous at the time.

"Attention all passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we have become stationary behind one of the moons, and in the overhead compartments you will find a brown paper bag that can be used for nausea. Thank you for riding with Revenant Space, and please enjoy this small break."

After all was said and done, Tibulus went over to one of the lockers he had expected in his hours of silence before hand and pulled out a small robotics kit. Why was it there? He had no idea, but it had a bunch of parts and it was always entertaining to Tibulus to see what he could do with it. As he kept his comm open, he began to mess around with the kit, awaiting further orders.

@Crossfire@PlatinumSkink@Rultaos@mackielars@Xandrya@Dark Light@BKburke@Tickout@Turbowraith@Azereiah
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I was thinking "Shower scene? Oh gods, this really is turning into an anime!!!"

I SHALL BECOME THE WEREBEAR IF THIS HAPPENS AS IT WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE ELSE...

BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY, AS NOW YOU HAVE A RANDOM BEAR SURROUNDING A BUNCH OF NAKED PEOPLE.

Also,
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Oh no, if it's my trap than it's more than likely you've rolled at least three ones in a row. AT LEAST

I'd say it'd rather be a 1 against a hostile 20, with a 1 that was rolled to stick the landing.

No lie, one time my friend rolled a 1 on a 20 in a test round of D&D, and he was proceeded to be mauled by several wolves while my sneaky underage gnome-wizard watched from above, facepalming.
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


Bonesword chuckled as he stood up from the collision of him with the wall, watching as Balrog had charged the group of Machina, which once had Shizuka in it, however it was a late bargain as she had absconded shortly beforehand. He wasn't chuckling that Balrog was shot at by Tatiana. Oh hell no. He was chuckling that he had been able to make the rush for an elevator because Balrog threw him towards them. With that, he had a few pumpkins climb on top of eachother to create a shield as he climbed in the final elevator that was open and closed it, sending him off to the next layer the castle.

Meanwhile, Balrog would be pleased to find out that he would be surrounded by a horde of angry pumpkins, a few of them were destroyed from the defense, but he wasn't able to have them all destroyed at the moment. Tatiana would be glad to see them too, as they were swarming underneath her like fire ants.

In the elevator, Bonesword held his skeletal hand over his shoulder, which had no arm due to the impact of him and the wall that he had been recently thrown into. He made it into the elevators, sure, but he only had one arm at this point. He just had to hope that he could get to Hohenheim soon...

@KoL@Awesomoman64@Flamelord
@Crossfire
I'm ready to go through with this, just waiting on ye.
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