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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

I shall wait for the end post to make my request to Hoho, or I'll wait for Balrog to respond to the sword currently delving into his body to post.
@The Fated Fallen
I AM DISGUSTED.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT URSARENS CLOTHES HAVE BEEN WASHED?

HE IS A FINE UPSTANDING MAN WHO WASHES HIS CLOTHES FREQUENTLY.

Well not so frequently since he'd been walking around the Southlands for like a day prior, but... um... words?

Yeah let's go with that - words. The power of words and memes... or something like that. Maybe honey-mustard.
@KoL
I can move into the intermissions already. Could I possibly ask that Hohenheim give the sword at a later point, which would make sense if she has to pull a few strings to get it?

If not, I'm perfectly ok with that and I'll be willing to move on without it.
Ursaren had been remaining silent for the previous minute, trying to probably keep from saying anything that would jeopardize his secret. The matter of horses was brought up in the conversation as several steeds were loaned to the party, and within a few seconds the old man was mounting a bigger, darker-colored horse and rubbing it behind the ears with his hands, trying to keep it from panicking with the new rider on top of it. Ursaren had experience with horseback riding before, acting as both a jouster and a bet-winner, so the act of horseback riding just came back to him naturally. If the old man didn't look badass before, he would definitely look badass now. He turned his head to face the priest Sett and his predicament of struggling to find someone to ride with, as he was inexperienced with this and he couldn't learn right now. After he asked Alice if he could perhaps ride with her on her horse, Ursaren had spoken up with his usual jolly tone. "Settionne, if she rejects riding with you, then you're more than welcome to climb aboard with me."

@POOHEAD189@The Fated Fallen@BCTheEntity@Fetzen(Not mentioning Darkraven because confusion, please do not take offense or think I'm being rude, I'm just confused.)
@KoL
Now the only question is, would Hoho be a dick with giving the sword, or would she give him the sword like casually.

I can imagine her throwing it at him and it just stabs him in the mushroom dome, all while she's cackling away.


*NOW REDUCED TO NPC STATUS BECAUSE WHATEVER MAN*
@BCTheEntity@Skinner35@Oraculum@Turbowraith
First IC is truly up. Everyone ready for the trip?

Basically react to your things, maybe socialize a bit, then I'll have an event I had planned out occur.
@Flamelord
He's probably just going to go seek out Hohenheim and ask for something smaller, that he could receive. Probably a sword.

@KoL
So... basically I have to be super specific about it?
Like how specific do we have to make this?
"Hohenheim. Great Alchemist. I would like to ask of you the gift of a sword, breakable by nothing, and to be wielded by those who truly are attempting to repay for their sins."
Would that work when asking for a badass sword that can't really be broken? (If BS had made it to the top first he'd probably ask for his loved one back, or for something that'd help him finish the demon race for good.)
@KoL
I'm just gonna stop pushing for the drinking crew outright. It's causing a lot of conflict that isn't needed. We will probably find a way down the line but right now there's no way to find a way unless we;

1- Wanna try and drink in a neutral zone, which is not a good idea.

2- Want to try to establish a non-hostile zone, which means we need to take over a sliver of a neutral zone, which is not a good idea.

3- Want to try and drink in the middle of an ongoing battle, which is not a good idea.

Also, do we get prizes from Hohenheim? I thought it was just the victor that got the prize.
@The 42nd Gecko
Well, if it's the very least, we have to start somewhere to get somewhere.

Pack up and go home boys, we did it.
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