Avatar of Gardevoiran
  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3231 (0.85 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Gardevoiran 9 yrs ago
    2. ██████ 10 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
I want to ask you because you'd probably give the a-ok on it.

Did Henry just buff Bonesword's army by setting them ablaze? I don't think setting trees ablaze counts as an insta-kill on them.

edit: Also Abigail isn't currently on the active roster. Bringing that to your attention.
@Lauder
Feel free to do either friend! I await thine CS
@floodtalon
You killed my army. You dick.

Edit: Actually, did you really kill them or just cause a walking forest fire...?
Bonesword


What a time to be alive! The sky was filled with the normal blue, and the day was young. It wasn't going to last long for sure, but at least it would give time for the skeletal swordsman to prepare himself for what was about to come...

...and what better way to prepare for the battle then to start out where you feel you would be best?

That's exactly what the skeleton did. He found himself behind a forest, watching the congregation of various ships enter the scene of Arcadia in pursuit of the battle, and the ripe stench of blood was to be wafting through the skeleton's... nostrils? He didn't really have any but nonetheless he thought he could smell something. Beyond all of this, the skeleton was armed today with his three swords, consisting of the typical Shroomblade, the newly named Religious Cutlass, and the newest piece of the trio Unleash. He was ready to get underway with what he needed to do, and he brought a few pumpkins along for the ride...

Harpies were raised from their deaths, and so he shall raise his army from the ground. The swordsman was ready to get it started, and he drew Unleash as he charged through the forest, his hand raised and glowing green. The largest harvest of the swordsman's life was coming on, and the only goal that the minions were tasked with was "Leave no survivors of Heaven or Hell here in Arcadia." As he ran through the forest, every tree he ran past sprouted up from the ground, walking up behind the swordsman and facing towards Heaven's armada, every other plant that was summoned faced towards Hell. The ground of the swordsman shook, and finally ended when the basil-isk known as Charlie rose from it, resting next to Bonesword, and waiting for his move in order to attack.

"Machina troops. My army stands ready."




Abigail, the Restless

Abigail floated around the various harpies that were entering the field. and waited for the first attacks between the three nations to commence. She was near Zeruel as he seemed like he could use any sort of cover fire at the time, and this would be rather nice with Abigail's respectable amounts of firepower, being her Wisp Veil cannons and her Dreambolts. Of course, these were rather limited in use unless she found some troops that wanted to donate their dreams to the power, but they packed a punch nonetheless. The Spear of Destinies was being held in Abigail's hands as she spoke aloud to herself.

"No survivors. Got it... what's the worst that could happen anyway?"
@KoL
Well it looks like we'll need an army to fight another army... I can finally have the swordsman shine at what he does best!

Time to make some loyal troops... tomorrow!

Edit: TODAY!
@KoL
Would you be alright if Bonesword entered the battlefield from one of the forests?

Purely for... um... tranquility purposes.
FOR ALL OF YOU ROAMING THE INTEREST CHECKS IN HOPES OF FINDING SOMETHING.

We are accepting players over here and I'd be happy to bring a few guys on board.

Here's a link. Come on down and stay a while.
roleplayerguild.com/topics/159630-bust..
@Lugubrious
Apologies. I shall rewrite the post to make it more workable.
Tibulus quickly got to work with the piloting, steadily moving the ship forward as he dodged and weaved through the beams and any hazards that he could dodge. The zipper on his jumpsuit lowered even more as another root shot out and started piloting even stronger, speeding a little bit more yet dodging just as fluently as he did before. The shields were raising and lowering at will, and the fan began to blow even harder.

The air around Tibulus gave off an energetic feeling as he spoke, his eyes still fixated on the controls and the task that was ahead of him. "I'm gonna call a nap or two after this mission, holy fuck." The ship was flowing through the vacuum of space as Tibulus continued mission, his... 'breathing' getting a bit harder as he worked.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet