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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Big-Big vs. The Fungal Knight
(Atmosphere)
Big-Big walked through the halls of the house of mirrors only to come up to the mirror maze. He had a slight feeling this was where Bonesword was hiding, and this was further strengthened by the sound of Bonesword's footsteps within the maze. He found his target, and the only question now is where he could be.

Bonesword was currently residing at a corner near the beginning of the maze, his sword drawn and a dead end behind him. He wanted Big-Big to get into a tight spot so the skeleton could remove the one thing his opponent had over him. Range. If this was a battle where any distance was had, the skeleton would be absolutely decimated by that gangster's Thompson, but if he removed the range, the skeleton could provide a strong opponent. Hell, if the skeleton had some more range, then it would be even more equal. Bonesword admitted he wasn't the best shot, but he knew how to use his fair share of guns.

Big-Big was busy walking around the place, trying to find his way around, when he noticed that he was completely lost within the maze. Damn these mirrors, they were impeding his progress to fulfill his boss's mission! It wasn't really much of a second for him to curse the skeleton before he really had to, as the skeleton ran behind Big-Big and brought his sword down into Big's armed hand, causing him quite the bit of pain and loosening the grip on his tommy gun, which Bonesword quickly took and bolted in the opposite direction with.

What on Earth was the skeleton planning now?
@Lugubrious
Ok guy.
I want to make a demon frog character... probably inspired by Kermit. I dunno.

Imagine a demonic frog just running around the battlefield like "KERMIT THE FROG HERE COMING AT YOU LIVE WITH THIS LETTER OPENER!"
Bonesword


He kept his sword drawn at Victoire, waiting for her to do any funny business. Honestly he didn't really want to smite her, as if she just came peacefully with him then nothing bad would happen, but she instead seemed to want to make a deal with the skeleton. Now, the skeleton didn't want to be rude and just outright take his sword directly through her breasts, and he kind of wanted to hear what blasphemy the succubus-vampire had to propose. He heard the call from Hibiki, but he didn't think that he'd be too threatened by it. In fact, he had an idea brewing in his head as he stared down Victoire.

"... go on."

@KoL




Abigail, the Restless

Abigail stopped firing at the jets when she noticed that her fire wasn't really doing much to stop them, so it slowly became a futile effort. A strong Dreambolt could probably do it, but alas, she had nobody to even work with it. It became an interest of hers to just go try and tip the odds for another combatant, this time around being a fight in the aid of Syphax against Ira. Abigail rocketed off in flight and flew to the section of the area where she could safely watch the two duel, and instead of her getting involved with it, she stayed hidden in order to take Ira down if Syphax failed.

Then the fight was interrupted by Hildr flying into the scene... yeah maybe it was time to try and fight something else... maybe the demon that fought for the Machina was good enough? He was dueling right now, so maybe he'd be a good target for the ghost? With that, Abigail shot back off towards the central area towards Victoire and the demon she was fighting, in an effort to take one or the other down.

@TheWindel@Mega Birb (Edited - @Lonewolf685 I fixed the original post)
@Lugubrious
So do I wait...?
@Lmpkio@Flamelord
I was asking for when he died.

Also dammit I can't have a big burly skelebone.
@Lmpkio
Did Zeruel leave behind a skeleton when he died?
Bonesword's Tale, Amusement Mile


"Now, I may like a good pun, but you need some new material," stated Bonesword. The area was uninhabited by anybody, and that was probably for the best as civilians would just get in the way. Despite everything, the area was quite interesting to the skeleton, and it reminded him of one of the only comic books he ever touched. A Batman comic, in mint condition. Back in Hyperion, those were rarer than... well... Bonesword, and they cost more than he could ever afford. Alas, the resemblance to Amusement Mile was in the villain, the Joker. Bonesword may be a heroic-type, but he did like how the Joker conducted himself, albeit everything else.

This was no mere time though, as Bonesword ran around the area in pursuit of where he thought he could get the best bet in this fight. He was afraid of blunt weapons, but if he could just find a tight space to fight in, he'd be in pretty good standings. And what place was more perfect for confusion and tight spaces other than the House of Mirrors? The answer was probably out there somewhere, but right now this was the best he could do. The skeleton ran up to the entrance of the house, and he then yelled out into the vast expanse of Amusement Mile.

"Whoever's out there, come and get me!"
I shall post after the cloaked gentleman posts or plot happens and the party in the town is attacked.
"I think I've earned a little more than just my pay at this point."

Tibulus kept up his dodging prowess with quite the agility, and it even got to the point where the ship was beginning to make maneuvers people only dreamed of, or things only able to be done in video games. He wasn't one for being cocky, but he couldn't help it at this point. "Y'sure you still want me being the one to pilot the transport shuttle, Stryker?" It felt so right to make that comment then for Tibulus, but he decided that it would be better suited to just be a quick joke and continue on the mission. As such, Tibulus did follow up on his previous comment. "We're just about there to the pick-up location, should I push or what?"
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