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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
DUDE WAIT SYPHAX HAS IRA'S SWORD IN HIS SIDE?

Go jump in a river and try not to bleed out. Then you can keep the sword forever.

Edit: A few errors were fixed. Seriously though do that. Even if you can't use it, you'd render Ira a lot less powerful by taking her sword away.
Tibulus was sitting in the cockpit with the ship on auto-pilot. He was absolutely swamped from the driving, and he needed a bit of time to relax before he was ready to pilot again. What better way to relax then to light a special cigar of yours and maybe suck on a few batteries? The answer is none if you are Tibulus, and while he was in a drunken stupor he started to mess around with the robotics set he had before. Did he know what he was building? No. Is there a chance it can kill everything in the ship? Probably a very small chance. Was he getting wasted? Most definitely. Did ships have any sort of DUI calculations? Bah, a DUI is something he shouldn't have to worry about. He doesn't breathe and he's with a crew of criminals, cops have more important things on their hands than a guy driving a bit tipsy.

Bonesword's True Win


"You could've explained that before! Excuse me for a quick second, everyone who is watching at home!"

Bonesword rushed backwards through the boardwalk, ran into the crumbling building, and he lifted bricks on bricks off of Big until the man was freed out from under the rubble. Once the two were face to face, Bonesword began speaking to Big.

"Hey man can I have this? The only other way I can really take your soul is by killing you, and I don't wanna do that."

Big opened his mouth like he was going to speak, but instead he tried to go for a punch onto Bonesword, who hastily dodged the attack and rebounded with a sword to Big's neck, severing his head. He was dead, no question about it, and that was an unfortunate turn of events. He wanted to spare Big, but he couldn't find out how just yet. Eh, he'll hopefully find a way soon.

Bonesword rushed back out to the drone flying overhead, and he began to speak back to the crowds that were watching at home.

"Sorry folks, had to get the soul. As for why I chose the merry-go-round... I actually don't know why. I'm gonna say it was instincts and to go with that. I wanted to spare him in the long run, but unfortunately he wouldn't listen to reason, so I had to bring my blade down onto his neck."

Bonesword had actually won the battle now.
If somebody wants to have a merged character, I would be down to create one for this purpose.
can you actually do this oh my god you can what the fuck is this bullshit you can actually subtitle text multiple times why the fuck would anyone do something like this it's so fucking cancerous ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli this is some next level underlining my motherfucking man like holy fuckin shit man
Hell, if someone wants to put Kermit on their hand, I'd be down for having some rat-a-tat action.
@Lmpkio
Why not both? Have a classy robot spider badass.
@POOHEAD189
I'm sorry that me not posting was such a pain for you to bear. I posted just then by the way... so... does that make up for it?
"... alright," Ursaren muttered before finally stowing away his weapon. He wasn't particularly happy with what he was doing, but he was more content with the scavenger. The old man had his interest piqued when he heard the answer from the scavenger, how he hunted beasts who preyed on men and creatures of the night. He had heard of various groups like this in Bania, however he assumed that this man was a part of the largest coalition of the bunch, the Darkslayers. He never really minded the Darkslayers, as they rarely ever stirred up trouble or killed his kind, but he didn't really trust them as much as he should have. Honestly, he was never concerned with their business as he was often concerned with what he was hired to do.

"I am Ursaren. I was the healer for a diplomat in Bania before he passed," was the next sentence that Ursaren said. He kept a diligent watch over the skies as he spoke to the scavenger and the rest of the group. Honestly, they did deserve to know a sliver of Ursaren's history, and hopefully it would keep them from continually believing he was a hermit. They didn't say it, but the old man could feel that they did. He wasn't a damn hermit, he was a respected member of Banian society!
Bonesword vs Big-Big, FINALE


There were so many holes in the mile. So many damn holes.

Bonesword had been successfully evading Big-Big the entire time while the two were fighting, and it thankfully wouldn't last for much longer. At least that's what the two fighters hoped. Bonesword seemed to be in good standings, though, as he had whittled down Big-Big enough to where one good hit is pretty much it for him. That being said, a pretty good hit would have to be incredibly strong or lucky for Bonesword to finish him off with. That's why the two were at the carousel. Bonesword had lured Big-Big onto the attraction while a small bunch of flowers had moseyed their way to the controls, with the only order that was given to them being to throw the ride into high speeds. After some expert stacking on their part, the ride had begun to spin, going at fairly unsafe speeds. Actually, they were really unsafe speeds.

Big-Big was clearly struggling to keep up with the speed, as the wind kept holding him back from actually getting that hit on Bonesword that would guarantee victory, while Bonesword managed much better than Big. It wasn't a massive surprise, as the skeleton's body was... well... a skeleton. With one last punch, Big tried to grab Bonesword by the ankle and tear off his foot, however the buffoon only managed to fall flat on his face, causing him to be flung off the carousel and into a nearby building, where he managed to break through the wall and fixate himself under a pile of bricks. Bonesword managed to get off the ride, and he quickly rushed over to where Big was situated.

"'ey boss. Looks like we got ourselves anotha' brick in tha' wall," mocked Bonesword as he swiped the phylactery from Big's neck and walked off. As he was leaving the broken building, Bonesword did call back to Big before he made his true exit. "You were a good fight, I'll say that much!" The only word that came out of Big the entire fight was just after that sentence. "Thanks."

As the skeleton was exiting the Amusement Mile from the way he came in, a band of pumpkins was called forth by a Bloody Harvest, and they began to play a song for Bonesword's victory.

"Really guys? Jesus Christ..."
Abigail, the Restless

The ghost was trapped by a rose, fighting to break free from the torment of her soul being destroyed by the sheer nature of it. She could feel every single atom of her body being ripped out of existence by these demonic roses. It was a slow, agonizing death. Abigail had just seen the face of her long lost lover again, and a feeling of happiness had washed over her, but it was all ending as he ran away and left her to die. She couldn't even fashion why he left, and she didn't have time to anyhow. Her mind was going blank, and the shadow spears that kept diving into her body didn't help.

Oddly, the pain started to feel more abstract with every spear that pierced her. It was as if the feeling of life started to fade even farther away as she took more and more of a beating. Hell, the blows got so devastating that Abigail started to bleed, something she didn't even know she could still do, and she didn't even know she could bleed so quickly. The pool of red blood started to expand rapidly as Abigail laid there, her soul desperately trying to fight back as hard as it could. The only thing she could do was watch as her death came.

Seemingly out of a last-ditch effort, the Wisp Veil Cannons that were floating around Abigail turned to Victoire and opened fire, trying as hard as they could to deliver any amount of damage they could. Victoire couldn't take much more, and hopefully this would bring her down. If anything, it'd be a good last ditch effort to do something...

... but as she tried, she was interrupted by a sword and her world went black.




Bonesword


"... what are you doing...?"

It sounded like Bonesword's voice... but it wasn't from his mouth. Time seemed to slow around him as the voice continued to ramble.

"... you are miserable. This is not you. Not us. We have longed to find a way to bring her back, that's what you were going to do in Hohenheim's challenge if you won. You would've wished her back to life. Now look at what you just did. You abandoned her, left her for dead. You abandoned her, near a demon who could take her life away for good. You could have reunited with her and left this war behind, but you decided to run. We decided to run. This isn't who we are. We would've stayed to fight Victoire and keep Abigail alive."

Bonesword felt a weight on his back lessen as his soul started to jump around.

"What are we waiting for, Bonesword? What good does waiting do for us? Victoire is destroying Abigail as we speak, and all of Heaven is too busy being fucks to do anything. It's up to us to get that swindling succubus off of Abigail and it's up to us to keep her from dying. GO!"

A loud shout from Bonesword came forth as time returned to normal for him, his face staring at Charlie's. "CHARLIE! RETURN TRIP!" In what seemed like mere seconds, Bonesword was back on the top of Charlie and shooting through the skies, the new sword he had received from Hohenheim out and ready to be used. As Bonesword joined the island that he just left, he slammed down the new sword onto Abigail's neck, killing her and keeping a part of her soul alive.

"... I'm sorry I ran Abby. I'm here to avenge you," was what the skeleton said as he held the longsword in his hands, staring at Henry and Victoire. He was either going to kill these two, or he was going down trying.




@KoL@floodtalon
@KoL
I'm going to argue that Victoire should've been at least hurt by the light, if she wasn't killed. A few of your posts ago you said this...

... Naturally, Victoire wasn't going to let this bargain be her only gambit. If Bonesword or his minions tried to attack her, the vampire girl was ready to use shapeshifting powers to turn into a swarm of shadow bats and evade any physical damage, at the cost of an even increased weakness to light and holy magics, while also blinding them with a mass of living darkness. Having a plan B is never too much, after all.


... and an Honor Strike from Bonesword is described as this...

Honor Strike
One strike, empowered with the memories and feelings of brotherly love, is delivered to an enemy, greatly damaging them. Any and all demons tremble in the sight of this, and are blazed in a holy light, devastating them for near deadly amounts of damage. Catch is, Bonesword must be under insane amounts of stress to use this power.
*This power is not holy, it is just aimed at demons because of history and beef with them.


There may be an asterisk, but it's only applied to the fact that it's holy. It's still a blazing light nonetheless.

I understand you still pointed out that she was injured by the nature of the blade, but it doesn't even bring up the fact that there was light enveloping her.

... she was still badly hurt when she got bad to her physical form, because of the nature of the blade used against her, but still managed to make it out in one piece.


If you want to continue with this, I'll be ok with it, but I'm probably just gonna have Bonesword come back for another strike at the group because he would realize that Abigail is not actually a figment of his imagination, then he'd probably mercy-kill her.




Update - Posted with Abigail and Bonesword. Abigail is now dead, and Bonesword is staring at Henry and Victoire. He is not happy.
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