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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Crossfire
Happy Birthday man. May you eat cake.
Tibulus simply nodded away at what Stryker said. It's hit the point where talking is no longer as effective as actually doing, so Tibulus prepared himself for any more fanciful flying. Well... "prepare" was a bit of an overstatement. In reality Tibulus started doing some fanciful weaves and stunts with the ship, nothing too crazy, and in just the right pattern to dodge what was coming at the ship. There was nothing else to say anymore. The only thing that mattered is getting these guys out of here when they need to get out, then Tibulus could take a break and have someone else drive.
@ProPro
I'm waiting on Skink to post the collab before I continue at all with Kyoshi. Speaking of which...

@PlatinumSkink
When is the collab going to be posted here mate? I'd post it but the Minutemen progress is... well... slow.
@ScreenAcne
That rules out making him drown.
Bonesword vs Big-Big, Part 2

The skeleton had been fighting in the maze at this point, at close range against Big Big, who had been getting angrier with each punch against a mirror, shattering it each time. Bonesword tried to go for any sort of mercy about a minute ago, to which Big Big responded by shooting his magnum until it ran out of bullets. The magnum hit a total of 3 mirrors out of rage and inaccuracy, and the fighting didn't stop there. Bonesword kept up a relentless defense of parrying and blocking with his cutlass and Shroomblade combo, with the tommy gun he acquired earlier.

"I gotta say, you put up a good fight. It's quite a shame that I have to take you down." Maybe saying that was a big mistake, as the opponent of Big Big seemed to gain a surge of power as he went into a frenzied state of mind, his knuckles turning a shade of red. The next punch missed the swordsman, but it sent the hall of mirrors into bedlam as the wall was completely obliterated. The cloudy night sky was clearly visible from the open wall. Before Big Big could take another shot at punching Bonesword, the skeleton ran out of the hall and ran down the mile, shooting back at Big Big after pulling out the tommy gun. While shooting, a Bloody Harvest was called on the skeleton's part while he backed away from Big Big, who approached very quickly.

Before Big could throw another punch, a large cactus popped out of the ground and blocked the hit for Bonesword. The cactus was obliterated, but Bonesword could switch to his sword combo while Big was reacting to the tons of needles in his hand. Big was not having a good time, it would seem. Nor did he seem to have any better of a time when Bonesword began dodging Big Big's attacks, which pushed him closer and closer to a carousel.
@ScreenAcne
Does Big Big know how to swim?
The PRT Building

A few days is okay, as the Overlook was able to work with only his laptop for the time being. It'd be a pain in the ass, but it'd work out fine. Ruben smiled when Jackson entered the room again, seemingly this time with some weird tech and a typical sketchpad. This looked interesting, to say the least. Ruben walked back over to his bed (sloppily, but he made it there), and he sat down and waited for Jackson. "I forgot to say that my leg was magnetic before... so my leg is magnetic. Is that really weird? I know it is but when you compare it to the likes of... something like an endbringer, I'd say it's still kind of odd."
@Lucius Cypher
How deep down the rabbit hole can we go?

Edit: What if Cherry... wait for it... WAS THE CLAPTRAP?
@Mega Birb
Spicy.

@TheWindel
I moved him over to Char already... just gonna go over there and... write above his CS "Pending"
@TheWindel
He shall originate from charming CL4P-TPs. They're dumb enough to be children.
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