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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lucius Cypher
You could have Fran encounter her first suitor, who was terrible in bed.

EDIT : You don't have to but it's just an idea. One I find quite interesting.

How did Fran's first fuq go? Was it everything she could've imagined, or was it a one pump chump?
@POOHEAD189
Should note my activity will be spotty for like a week.
@KoL
The question was completely ignored to my knowledge. Better late than never though. Especially since he stated in his journal that his equipment guy was slacking on his shield.
@TheWindel
So I have a question that was ignored a long time ago. Can I get a Bonesword upgrade after all of this battle is over?

I wanted a shield mod from 'Borderlands : The Pre-Sequel' for him to use, namely The Shooting Star.

Could I grant this to him after this battle is over?
@Ryonara
Mentioning you here for two things. Edited my last post to include you because I forgot that you ran in to save Luci, and for this.
Frog: "I actually have the loli."

@Lonewolf685
You can still be lazy. No rush. Post was unscrapped and edited.
@Lonewolf685
Whoops. I'll just scrap that post.

As the Frog continued his descent into his own mind, he was actually surprised to find that there wasn't just one Luci, but TWO near him. Odd, considering he had a very limited interaction with the princess of Hell. It was very possible for it to be the real Luci, especially considering that she was being assaulted by some kind of... other slime? Who the fuck was this? Yeah, he guessed it was truly the real Luci, in flesh... slime, and blood... slime? Enough with the long-winded shit, the Frog should probably be saving her.

In a flash, the Frog ran up to the green slimy child and grabbed her as best as he could as he made a fair leap away from the blue slimy attacker. It was weird, touching something that could split apart with the smallest pull. Regardless, he managed to pull Luci just far enough away from the other slime so he could avoid any friendly fire. If he hit Luci, he'd be completely screwed by Lucille, and while he wasn't fond of her presence, he wasn't about to let himself get destroyed by her unbridled rage.

He made sure to steer clear of the Machina troop as he kept Luci away from harm, pulling her even farther away from that fight and to the nearby wall.

"Are you okay?"
@Lonewolf685
I can post for Frog whenever, but I wanted to wait for a Wolf post and kill two birds with one stone by posting with Bonesword.

I'll write a post for Frog, I guess.
@KoL

What? You just want people to forget Luci is in peril if a dashing Prince / Frog / Beastkin / Person doesn't intervene, leaving Lucille nothing but her own self loathing for company~? How cruel of you, KoL!


Frog may... stumble upon Luci and save her with bullets. Largely because she is a kid, and he likes to make kids happy, as he is Kermit the Frog.
@Ryonara
I'm cool with whatever. Although my posts are going to be spotty for the next few days, as I am on vacation and hotel wifi is beefaroni incarnate.

Also, if you want to kill a lot of demons really quickly, Rhine is a good way if you just pressure Bonesword into remembering his past.
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