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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KoL
Thank you for the amazing ass gatling guns!
@Inner Demon
*slowly raises hand into a fifty-fifty motion*

Charlie the Basil-isk could, but he's dead. There is a smaller basil-isk planning to be botanized soon though, so BS could make a bunch of those and have a similar effect.

Bonesword led the new arrival through Hyperion sitting on his stump. He glared at any passerby that were originally disgusted at the thought of letting this new demon in the streets of Hyperion, and upon seeing the face of the skeleton, they knew not to get up and try to take a stand against this influx. Everyone except for one brave individual, a tall lanky man who ran up and threw a rock at Bonesword.

"T-This can't happen! We won't let you bring another demon in this city!" The skeleton's eyes flashed as a large vine rose from the ground, plucking the man up by his shirt and carrying him far down the street behind Henry and his dogs. "I've got everything under control. Don't make the situation go sour." Bonesword kept walking, summoning a second minion (a small tree) with the command "Keep the public away without harm". It stayed close behind Henry and Bonesword, trailing them until they made it up to the main building in Hyperion. 'Hyperion Fortress', as Bonesword nicknamed it.

The skeleton walked up to the door, knocking on it loudly as he shouted to whomever was manning the door at the moment. "Hello?! I have a defector from Hell looking to join our ranks!"
@Lonewolf685
I didn't intend for this to be seen as me ditching my character completely. It wasn't just that. While I'm not really fond of using Lillian when she can't do much, I see this as an opportunity for me to experience what's coming on in this new Slice of Life setting (if it starts). I never meant to display any disrespect to the GMs, and I am sorry if I did so.

On a lighter note: Playing Miitopia again. Dark Lord is Sportacus (was rolled), first party member Robbie Rotten (not rolled), and next member is Maya from Borderlands 2.
"I'm not going into there. I'm a dead giveaway to some ne'er-do-wells. I do have a little bird in the district, so I'll be getting there."

Tibulus walked on his own towards the bar, taking a sharp right at it and walking down the street from it. To many people, he was just another strange face, but to a select few of them, he was around a home. Not a ton of people knew his true identity here, but a couple did, leaving him safe from their grabs. They also knew who to look out for, in case they needed either protection or help.

The funganoid walked to a random barrel in the street, stopping beside it and taking in the scenery. All of a sudden, a small singular pigeon flew over to him and sat atop his head, a small note tied to its leg. "Carrier pigeon. Classic Paul." Tibulus took the note and walked back towards Striker, the rest of the group now just a bunch of other faces in the crowds.

"Connections gave me this. Should have a vent map, where money is kept, and the easiest escape route."

@Crossfire
@Lonewolf685
I kind of want to see this cat universe, so this'll be fun imo.

Plus, in the case I don't stick around in that place, I'd like to give Lillian a good sendoff.
@Lmpkio
I made Lillian on a whim that I wanted to do things in battle for once, but then I realized with the help of others that healing means fuck all.

Plus, I don't think I'll show her much use anyway, and with school starting soon I should probably lower my roster a bit.

Keep Ghelgath until after the Hell Civil War.
Bonesword
@floodtalon

Bonesword ignored the new statement by Helena. He already gave his answer to it. He was instead surprised by the sudden arrival of someone else outside. Bonesword ran out of the door with his sword drawn, but immediately lowered it as soon as he saw Henry with all of his things. "Are... are you really defecting?" The idea stunned Bonesword at first. What else would he be doing here other than letting a black hole turn everything into spaghetti in Hyperion. Hell, he could've probably done that a time ago... why didn't he?

Regardless of that idea, the skeleton whistled (somehow) as the derpy little Stump came outside of Bonesword's house carrying a pot and two odd steaks, which the skeleton picked up as he sat on Stumpy. He rode the small stump over to Henry as a vine closed the door and locked it. "You can probably leave your things in that weird dimension of yours, excluding your dogs. I can help you get to Eos and register, but you have to promise NOT to kill anyone before we get there. Hopefully these steaks will hold your hellhounds off until we get there."

Meanwhile, back inside the house, a refined specimen of one of Bonesword's earlier concoctions sat in another pot. The Mineshroom was ready. As it currently stood, if anyone on an enemy faction was to go near it, it would explode into a corrosive substance damaging armor and possibly worse. It was situational, but useful.

>NEW PLANT - MINESHROOM


Lillian
@KoL

Lillian heard the offer from the vampire, and wholeheartedly considered it as she was continuously on hold with Hohenheim. A way out? A way for HER to be the Hohenheim of somewhere else. The idea was nice, especially considering she made Eos kind of disappointed earlier in the last battle. It wasn't her fault, but she could tell something was not good with her when she tried to resupply on her ingredients.

After mulling over the choice for a whopping ten seconds, Lillian dropped her alchemy stuff and ran to Epsilon, getting inside of him and raising his hand to the air. "Helena! Beam me outta here!"
Bonesword - You'll have to take us by force!

Of all the bounty hunters to shout at the Rum Runner, this guy was the least intimidating. He'd only taken down mediocre pirates at best, or this... Lobstere guy would know that this crew was unlike any other. That being said, Dirk left his post as Bonesword was preparing to offset the counterbalance of their ship.

"DAMMIT DIRK!" Bonesword shouted as he ran towards the wheel, grabbing it tightly and keeping the ship from falling. What the hell was he doing?! He knew that nobody else was holding the wheel, which he needed to know or the ship would go under and take everyone with it! Bonesword returned the ship to a position of not-capsizing, and he let go of the wheel with one of his hands.

"ALRIGHT RED RUMS! GET TO WORK!" Bonesword would've already offset the balance of Lobstere's ship, but it was a distance off. Although, if anyone hopped on the ship and would like to test their mettle against the kid, they were free to di- I mean try. Or die. Or die trying.

Still, the power worked through his plants. Bonesword touched the ground and sent a small vine flying from the floor of the Rum Runner towards the other ship at a rapid pace. It'd take a minute to get there, but when it did the enemy would be in for a treat!
@The 42nd Gecko
She could be already there.
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