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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lmpkio
What if he didn't even know about it?

Imagine this scene.

"Finally! My Ice Castle is being bui-... who's screaming...?"
@Lmpkio
The Ice Castle. Maybe my character was cryogenically frozen.
Sparce - Farce's Apartment
@Solokolos@Eklispe@Spiffy

Sparce stepped out of the apartment after grabbing Gaia's bag from her room. She always carried it around, and while she was currently... absent from existence... Sparce carried it for her. He was a nice brother for the majority of the time. Sparce followed Mantis in the path of Limbo, his pistol holstered to his side and always ready to be drawn at a moments notice. He ducked behind the corner and waited for Mantis's sign that it was okay to continue. For all they knew, this could very well be a trap. Thankfully, Mantis could sense stuff, so this wasn't too terribly risky. "... I think we might change soon..." "You'll probably be better for this, I think."
@Lmpkio
Maybe the lower levels give way for my new character to reveal themself?
@Lmpkio
He should insult Lucille as he leaves. It'd make sense canonically.
@TheWindel
Frog? Maybe. (He is thinking the world is sick right now because of what is going on...)

Abigail? No. She's sticking around for reasons involving Bonesword.

In any case, I feel like I want to mention that the new character I'd bring in would be as androgynous as possible, but not a robot.
I might be doing something with Eve in Heaven regarding Lore and interactions. Not sure yet.

I might also knock down Frog and Abgail to NPC Status and make an actual Hell Combatant.

Any thoughts from anyone?
"Eh. If you saw what happened out there, that's one of the better things that's happened. Although, shouldn't last for much longer now..." Tibulus spoke as he slowly unzipped his jumpsuit slightly, just enough for his hand to reach in if he had to. Afterwards, he raised his hand and fanned down the bartender that gave the moonshine to Renli. "The strongest shit you have, please." The bartender nodded as they brought over a bottle of a mysterious purple liquid, the liquid glowing vibrantly through the blackened bottle. "Damn, you guys carry this? It was illegal here last time I came."

Just as Tibulus uncapped the drink, the same man from before rushed over to Tibulus, no longer feeling any of the effects from being tazed a minute ago. As he swung his around to collide it with Tibulus's head, the funganoid quickly ducked down to avoid the hit, reached into his jumpsuit to withdraw his stun gun, and turned around, firing the weapon into the chest of the mugger. The mugger fell backwards onto the ground, twitching every couple of seconds, and Tibulus returned to drinking. Nobody in the bar really cared, as most of the patrons were too drunk to think, let alone take warning of the dangerous skeleton.

Tibulus slipped a note to Renli, simple writing put on the piece of paper. When turned over, it would read the sentence. "What're you seeing?"
@Azereiah
@Azereiah
The first IC character to realize that Tibulus has an absolutely stupid name.

The Frog stood besides Mephilius in silence. He didn't know, nor did he have, anything to say on the matter. He was standing over a respected Angelic general and watching the verbal abuse of someone lesser just pound into their spirit. As bad as it might sound, it made the Frog feel a sense of something he never thought he'd feel for an angel. Sympathy. The angel was once a strong fighter, but now... he's reduced to nothing. He's simply wasting his life away here, people like Mephilius coming down here only to talk down the angel. It was sad.
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