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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@ProPro
Make a blind cape.

You won't.
@Sickle-cell
Awesome.
@Sickle-cell
I have one question to ask. Will our characters be starting off as members of factions, should we ask for that? Reason for asking is because I'm considering porting over one of my characters as a potential Ward.
Bonesword - Funny Business

The skeleton backpedaled as Charlie grew to block the hit, roaring as he took the bulk of the blow. The mighty beast shook it off as it saw something twinkle within the bottle. The Egg Timer. Charlie leapt up into the air, finding his way back into the bottle, grabbing the timer, and launching back out. He had his head poking out while Bonesword engaged with the hammer clown, who he temporarily dubbed Hammer.

The skeleton ran over to a nearby table and looked at what was on it while he held his Shroomblade in a defensive stance. He noted the few gags that he thought would be a bit more... sinister given what these clowns could do. It was then that he saw a balloon used for making animals with, and he instantly saw it as something far more than that. He saw it as another weapon to add to his arsenal, but he felt a bit paranoid to grab it as he was. It didn't seem to fit someone like him... at least... not yet.

Looking at the watch on his wrist, the skeleton slammed it as he transformed back into BoBonesword. Charlie saw the transformation and assumed that the clown was still his master, and as such, he was still perfectly willing to fight alongside him.

"I hope you enjoy carrot cake..." BoBonesword began his taunt, grabbing ahold of the balloon beside him as he raised it up like a sword, feeling the weight of it as very similar. "... because it's time for a party!"

"HoNk."
@KoL
Will do what you said.
@TheWindel
Reflect thy Boon basically is just an inversion of faction effects.

So instead of Demons -> Machina -> Angels -> Demons, it's flipped the other way, becoming Demons <- Machina <- Angels <- Demons.

Can be easily removed though, if you would like to do that.
Apia, Queen of Bees
@TheWindel
~Intermission~

Apia finally found the last RILD member in the Halls of Hell, and naturally, Apia was a bit intimidated by her appearance. The snagged-toothed grin in conjunction with the dark eyes really made Apia uncomfortable. Alas, she had to ask Dana a question, so she worked up the courage to approach the big bad leader with her head held semi-high. There was always the underlying thought that she'd die... but hey, if she did she could always go to someone else? That was a guess, but it was really Dana that was one of the best cases for this.

"Hello, Dana. Is this a bad time to ask you a question...?" She smelled a lot like eldritch horror... essence, so Apia didn't know what to really take from that. She could've been very busy with someone and Apia didn't want to intrude on that.
Anomaly


"Hey, wake up. There's trouble. Hero time. And it's like...3pm or something."

Xoxi rolled off of the couch, landing on the floor with a thud as she heard Lucky speak to her. The amputee looked up at Lucky with a tired expression. "3pm? Jesus Christ, how much did we drink...?" She said as she leaped back onto her feet, looking around at everything while she regained her bearings. A ghostly hand appeared in front of Xoxi, and she was a bit more relieved. She could at least recognize that. One time she drank she could only see it as a ghost and she was scared shitless. It was embarrassing, even though Pudding didn't admit it.

Throwing on her hoodie, Xoxi walked over to the door with her bag, ready to head out... whenever, she guessed. She was still a little hungover, but she could fight through it. It'd only be about thirty minutes at most until she was sobered up.
@TheWindel@KoL


beta stages.





Get equipped with, theme.


Review time!
Apia, Queen of Bees
@TheWindel
~Intermission~

Apia shot out of her bed, sitting upright in her hive. She patted around her body a few times as she stared around, remembering the past events vividly in her head. Everything up until her frontal lobe was slashed... then she woke up here. She must have respawned, and despite her respawn restoring her form perfectly, her clothes were still tattered from the battle. "Oh boo." Apia muttered as she climbed out of bed, heading to her closet to put on some real clothes.

Once she was dressed, she sat down on her bed and going into thought. She couldn't do much in that battle, let alone in any other, without a serious upgrade to her arsenal. Someone like Ghelgath was able to help out with that by merging his power with her bees, making the Frozen Bees, but even with those bees, she was still fairly useless. She needed something else, something more to get her the edge she desperately needed to stand out, to fit in, to actually be able to fight. She knew how to get it, but with that path it seemed she'd have to consult one of the oligarchs to get her powers.

Between Rufus, Lucille, Ira, and Dana, only two of them stood out to Apia. Ira and Dana. Lucille was powerful and all, but from what Apia's sweeties told her, Lucille was the least likely to get a hold of her powers. Rufus was a no purely because nobody knew what he actually did.

This left Apia with two options, and naturally, she picked the one that made the most sense to her.

Grabbing her Honey Rod as she wormholed into Hell's castle, the hive mother began to search for Dana. Apia heard that Dana was a vampire, so maybe she'd get some cool vampiric powers from Dana... or maybe just indigestion. It was one or the other.
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