If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
Bonesword staggered, his blade still in hand as it's glow maximized. He reached up to feel his face, running his bony hand along the crack in his skull. This pest had some nerve to punch a kid, much less a defenseless kid.
And he would come to find that he would regret it.
Bonesword shouted to the other crew members as he ran forward, both hands on his sword as he prepared for a strike against Red. "Someone take the wheel! I'm gettin' involved! JINGOOOOOO!" The Mushroom kid leapt into the air, swinging the Shroomblade around the entirety of his body as he unleashed a Honor Strike, planning to send the blade directly into Red's side. There's always the chance he could miss, but even if he missed, he wasn't just going to let Red escape. Not when Red fractured the one thing that he could be identified with!
The queen bee looked on in horror as she saw the light blade near her head, coming ever so closer to her hair. The queen bee attempted to dodge out of the way of the attack, leaning backwards to try and barely miss it, but her efforts were wasted.
The hard light blade caved into Apia's skull, sawing right through her skin and skull until it smoothly glided through the brain matter, a fair amount of it sliding onto the other ends of the blade. The brain matter was not characteristically grey like you would typically expect, rather it was a reddish-pink, soaked in blood. The blade eventually ground into a halt, halting within the skull of Apia, whose eyes had rolled into the back of her head. Her Honey Rod fell from her hand as she quit breathing. The new crevasse in her head began to ooze the familiar crimson liquid. The same liquid that was plaguing this battle.
Apia's once lively body slid off of Saef's hard light blade, crashing into the snow with a thud. Blood trickled out of the head as she laid there, motionless, lifeless, and utterly dead.
"I'll be here, trying to keep my ship intact, as well as that one." Tibulus assumed that the Revenant would be able to be placed under his ownership down the road. He'd rather accept that as pay as opposed to actual money. A luxury yacht cruiser was something. This ship was another. Honestly, it's aesthetics appealed to Tibulus more than the sleek design of something like a GTX-IVC, and those were already expensive enough.
Couldn't modify them, either.
Tibulus continued to perform the maneuvers as he watched the pirates, a few stray gunners firing at the Revenant, but only hitting the most armored parts if they were hitting it at all. It was a bit unnerving, but then again, he was using only one set of controls. He had another co-pilot joining him shortly, and he hoped they could drive something like this. It wasn't the best drive in the galaxy, that's for damn sure.
"Laying a hand on Heaven will get you an audience with me."
Name: Amaterasu Goddess of the Sun
Age: 999 Gender: Female Allegiance: The Angels of Heaven Race: Goddess Height: 5'6" Weight: Calm down, Susanoo
Personality: Cold and calculative, Amaterasu watches over the Heavens and keeps it in check for when the others in her place cannot stand up to what threatens the angelic forces. Unlike her sisters, Amaterasu's very somber and stoic, often showing a lack of emotion due to her absent heart. She tries her hardest to give an impression that she's feeling something in an effort to get some kind of feeling, but most attempts have only resulted in acid re-flux, sadly.
History: In the distant past, Amaterasu was slain by her brother, Tsukuyomi, out of jealousy and hatred, who later came to the realization that life wasn't all that great if he didn't have his sister. Out of depression and sadness, Tsukuyomi eventually committed suicide, rejoining his sister in death, much to the dismay of Susanoo. Susanoo fell into a depression that eventually led to his death, in a sense. While the depression was not the exact cause of Susanoo's death, it is believed to have played a big part as Susanoo charged against armies, willingly fighting until he would eventually fall in battle.
Much later, the three deities were reincarnated into their forms, at roughly the same times. Acting as a unit, the triplet trio of Godly Sisters was born into the Heavens, retaining their knowledge of their powers and strengths, and tasked with the goal of keeping the Heavens safe from any harm.
Interestingly, the youngest triplet of the Godly Sisters (by about five minutes) was born... cold. Unlike the versions commonly told about, this reincarnation of Amaterasu was born without a whole heart, as it was effectively torn from her being thousands of years before her reincarnation. As time has passed, a small sliver of her old heart had been reformed, allowing her to feel some sense of compassion, and while she tries hard for it, she longs for that familiar feeling of a full heart.
Powers: Godly Blessing - At her will, Amaterasu can buff her allies with a defensive aura. The aura can double the defenses of her allies very briefly, or it can slightly increase the defense for an extended period of time. The time period cannot extend for more than a minute or two at a time. Flight - She can fly. What else needs to be said? Solar Manipulation - Amaterasu is able to control forms of light and fire similarly, able to apply both of those powers in various ways (typically defensive ways). Her manipulation of these elements often leave them with a certain aspect of holiness, resulting in a passive amount of holy damage that is proportional to the amount of damage she would inflict with the attacks normally.
[+] Light Wall - Amaterasu raises a wall of solid holy light, able to block even the strongest of attacks and grind enemy advances to a halt. The walls have a short duration, but they're damn effective at what they do. [+] Prismatic Armor - Reflective armor, able to absorb light and redirect it back at the shooter, and able to take a fair amount of hits before shattering and revealing the tender Amatersu from underneath it. [+] Fire Storm - Amaterasu can throw a fireball that explodes, causing several more fireballs to rain down from the Heavens and explode on a target, dealing additional damage.
Weapons: Shortsword - A regular old shortsword, and even though Amaterasu prefers not to use it, she's not a slouch with it.
Equipment: Yata-no-Kagami - A resilient mirror to the common person, but the best tool in Amaterasu's arsenal when held by her. Amaterasu is able to tap into the true potential of the mirror, allowing for the mirror to become a sturdy shield when contained in her hands. When possessed by Amaterasu, the mirror acts as a full blown shield, fitting the size of it's wielder accordingly, and reflecting most forms of projectile damage back at the attacker in a concentrated form (provided it is an energy attack). The mirror itself is also able to show the truth behind someone, revealing who they really are on the inside, whether it be a merciless dictator or a humble family man. Alas, the mirror is not indestructible, and it will break when hit with an attack that's too strong for it to be countered, like a giant earth-shattering laser. The attack will still be reflected to a point, but it won't be completely stopped.
Apia watched as all the commotion occurred, her Honey Rod swarming the area around the two demons with thousands of hornets, all forming into a sort of formation. Apia heard what Ghelgath told his general, and she immediately acted in disgust of that idea. "You're kidding, right?!" she blurted out as she pulled another stinger out of her abdomen, another grunt passing through her words. "I-I'm here until we both aren't breathing! Keep y-your lieutenant here, h-he can help finish these fucks off!" It was two against two now, and unfortunately for the others, Ghelgath was back to full power.
Apia, managing to stand up out of her own willpower, ordered her sweeties to form up into what appeared to be a defensive swarm, encompassing the more vital parts of Ghelgath's frosty exoskeleton with layers upon layers of bee armor. The actual queen rushed off towards Saef on her own, being able to fly through the pain as an act of her resurging determination to send these Angelic bastards right back up to the Heavens. She lunged towards Saef with her stinger, trying to get through his armor and gash the man heavily, while a separate swarm of bees formed a thick shield to protect her should the need arise for that to happen.
It took insane willpower for the twins to not tear Zach a new one for what he did. That woman had to be dead by now, and what he did made the situation entirely worse. Nevermind Judah trying to ease the situation, Gaia was furious. Maybe it was only because of Judah's powers that Gaia didn't grab the nearest broken bottle or used syringe and jam it into Zach's neck...
... not like it mattered anymore, anyway.
The pair of twins were destroyed on the inside, the destruction only tearing into them when they saw their apartment in ruin. This was their home. Their safe place. And it was destroyed completely. Paint everywhere, the entire place just a wreck, and to top it all off...
Lethal Farce.
Gaia heard Judah speak into her ear as she let loose a few tears, slowly responding to him with a very soft few words. "... we know where you live, so... yeah... we'll get our shit together here before we go..."
Gaia walked into the intelligence room as she stared up at the wall of evidence, the files on it torn, tattered, painted, everything. Their entire legacy. What they came to Denver for. What they'd been working on their entire life after they triggered.
Gone. Just like that.
"... god fucking DAMMIT!" a ghostly apparition of Dunn appeared beside Gaia, only visible to her too. It wasn't a separate part of Gaia's power, she just imagined him there as he occupied her mind. "... it's all gone."
"I can clearly fucking see that. The GOD DAMNED Community fucked us! They took that knife, jammed it into our dicks, and twisted until a clear string of skin could be fucking seen!"
"... Dunn... please--"
"THEY COULD'VE FUCKING KILLED US, BUT NOOOOooo! They had to do this to us!"
"Dunn--"
"That GOD DAMNED shithole of a gang is gonna get what's coming to them, or I'll fucki--"
"SHUT UP!" Gaia shouted in real life as she crouched down, sitting under the table and just holding her head in her hands. "YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW!"
"G--"
"IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME, WE WOULDN'T HAVE EVER COME TO DENVER! WE'D STILL BE SEPARATED FROM EACHOTHER AND WE'D BE LIVING OUR OWN LIVES OF POLICE WORK AND DEBAUCHERY!"
"..."
"I-I just... I just want to fucking die..."
Both twins sat in the silence of the intelligence room, save for the occasional sound of Gaia's sobs echoing through the small room.
"Honestly Kira, that was my father. Please..." Tibulus took a small pause as he pressed a few buttons on the console, firing the ships frontal laser as it moved to it's east, landing a hit directly on one of the other ship's weapons, disabling it.
"... call me Tibulus, the best goddamned pilot in the cosmos." The ship continued moving eastward slowly at a ninety degree angle, the head of the ship pointing towards the other as Tibulus prepared to make maneuvers. These maneuvers, which this ship could never do in theory, were entirely possible when the main pilot had multiple appendages that knew what to do. Two vine-like appendages unzipped Tibulus's jumpsuit slightly and flew to the co-pilots controls, starting to work on them as a few side guns began firing at the pirate ship's sides. Didn't want to damage the cockpit, that'd take too long to repair for this mission.
@KoL@TheWindel Spoke about this in the discord, so here are the ideas for upgrading Eve that'd make sense thematically. Probably will add more as time goes on, with approval of course, but these are the main ones right now.
Developing Pyrokinesis - Being reunited with Hell has caused a shift in Eve's mind and abilities, allowing her to finally commit to her legacy as a phoenix. Unfortunately, there won't be a ton of development until she's back up in Heaven, but hey, some of the immediate upgrades are nice.
Flare Feathers - Eve can shoot flaming feathers out of her wings and regrow them back. Accurate, and while they're weak individually, they can easily rack up some good damage. At least it's not suicidal.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>