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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Bonesword - Sashimi Time

Bonesword staggered, his blade still in hand as it's glow maximized. He reached up to feel his face, running his bony hand along the crack in his skull. This pest had some nerve to punch a kid, much less a defenseless kid.

And he would come to find that he would regret it.

Bonesword shouted to the other crew members as he ran forward, both hands on his sword as he prepared for a strike against Red. "Someone take the wheel! I'm gettin' involved! JINGOOOOOO!" The Mushroom kid leapt into the air, swinging the Shroomblade around the entirety of his body as he unleashed a Honor Strike, planning to send the blade directly into Red's side. There's always the chance he could miss, but even if he missed, he wasn't just going to let Red escape. Not when Red fractured the one thing that he could be identified with!
Apia, Queen of Bees
@Lmpkio@KoL@Silvan Haven

The queen bee looked on in horror as she saw the light blade near her head, coming ever so closer to her hair. The queen bee attempted to dodge out of the way of the attack, leaning backwards to try and barely miss it, but her efforts were wasted.

The hard light blade caved into Apia's skull, sawing right through her skin and skull until it smoothly glided through the brain matter, a fair amount of it sliding onto the other ends of the blade. The brain matter was not characteristically grey like you would typically expect, rather it was a reddish-pink, soaked in blood. The blade eventually ground into a halt, halting within the skull of Apia, whose eyes had rolled into the back of her head. Her Honey Rod fell from her hand as she quit breathing. The new crevasse in her head began to ooze the familiar crimson liquid. The same liquid that was plaguing this battle.

Apia's once lively body slid off of Saef's hard light blade, crashing into the snow with a thud. Blood trickled out of the head as she laid there, motionless, lifeless, and utterly dead.
@Old Amsterdam
I eagerly await... not actually since I'll be home at like 7 tomorrow but whatever.
@Old Amsterdam
hey b0ss
"I'll be here, trying to keep my ship intact, as well as that one." Tibulus assumed that the Revenant would be able to be placed under his ownership down the road. He'd rather accept that as pay as opposed to actual money. A luxury yacht cruiser was something. This ship was another. Honestly, it's aesthetics appealed to Tibulus more than the sleek design of something like a GTX-IVC, and those were already expensive enough.

Couldn't modify them, either.

Tibulus continued to perform the maneuvers as he watched the pirates, a few stray gunners firing at the Revenant, but only hitting the most armored parts if they were hitting it at all. It was a bit unnerving, but then again, he was using only one set of controls. He had another co-pilot joining him shortly, and he hoped they could drive something like this. It wasn't the best drive in the galaxy, that's for damn sure.

beta stages.
Apia, Queen of Bees
@Lmpkio@KoL@Silvan Haven

Apia watched as all the commotion occurred, her Honey Rod swarming the area around the two demons with thousands of hornets, all forming into a sort of formation. Apia heard what Ghelgath told his general, and she immediately acted in disgust of that idea. "You're kidding, right?!" she blurted out as she pulled another stinger out of her abdomen, another grunt passing through her words. "I-I'm here until we both aren't breathing! Keep y-your lieutenant here, h-he can help finish these fucks off!" It was two against two now, and unfortunately for the others, Ghelgath was back to full power.

Apia, managing to stand up out of her own willpower, ordered her sweeties to form up into what appeared to be a defensive swarm, encompassing the more vital parts of Ghelgath's frosty exoskeleton with layers upon layers of bee armor. The actual queen rushed off towards Saef on her own, being able to fly through the pain as an act of her resurging determination to send these Angelic bastards right back up to the Heavens. She lunged towards Saef with her stinger, trying to get through his armor and gash the man heavily, while a separate swarm of bees formed a thick shield to protect her should the need arise for that to happen.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" "RRRRRAAAAGAGGGGGHHHH!"

It took insane willpower for the twins to not tear Zach a new one for what he did. That woman had to be dead by now, and what he did made the situation entirely worse. Nevermind Judah trying to ease the situation, Gaia was furious. Maybe it was only because of Judah's powers that Gaia didn't grab the nearest broken bottle or used syringe and jam it into Zach's neck...

... not like it mattered anymore, anyway.

The pair of twins were destroyed on the inside, the destruction only tearing into them when they saw their apartment in ruin. This was their home. Their safe place. And it was destroyed completely. Paint everywhere, the entire place just a wreck, and to top it all off...

Lethal Farce.

Gaia heard Judah speak into her ear as she let loose a few tears, slowly responding to him with a very soft few words. "... we know where you live, so... yeah... we'll get our shit together here before we go..."

Gaia walked into the intelligence room as she stared up at the wall of evidence, the files on it torn, tattered, painted, everything. Their entire legacy. What they came to Denver for. What they'd been working on their entire life after they triggered.

Gone. Just like that.

"... god fucking DAMMIT!" a ghostly apparition of Dunn appeared beside Gaia, only visible to her too. It wasn't a separate part of Gaia's power, she just imagined him there as he occupied her mind. "... it's all gone."

"I can clearly fucking see that. The GOD DAMNED Community fucked us! They took that knife, jammed it into our dicks, and twisted until a clear string of skin could be fucking seen!"

"... Dunn... please--"

"THEY COULD'VE FUCKING KILLED US, BUT NOOOOooo! They had to do this to us!"

"Dunn--"

"That GOD DAMNED shithole of a gang is gonna get what's coming to them, or I'll fucki--"

"SHUT UP!" Gaia shouted in real life as she crouched down, sitting under the table and just holding her head in her hands. "YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW!"

"G--"

"IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME, WE WOULDN'T HAVE EVER COME TO DENVER! WE'D STILL BE SEPARATED FROM EACHOTHER AND WE'D BE LIVING OUR OWN LIVES OF POLICE WORK AND DEBAUCHERY!"

"..."

"I-I just... I just want to fucking die..."

Both twins sat in the silence of the intelligence room, save for the occasional sound of Gaia's sobs echoing through the small room.
"Honestly Kira, that was my father. Please..." Tibulus took a small pause as he pressed a few buttons on the console, firing the ships frontal laser as it moved to it's east, landing a hit directly on one of the other ship's weapons, disabling it.

"... call me Tibulus, the best goddamned pilot in the cosmos." The ship continued moving eastward slowly at a ninety degree angle, the head of the ship pointing towards the other as Tibulus prepared to make maneuvers. These maneuvers, which this ship could never do in theory, were entirely possible when the main pilot had multiple appendages that knew what to do. Two vine-like appendages unzipped Tibulus's jumpsuit slightly and flew to the co-pilots controls, starting to work on them as a few side guns began firing at the pirate ship's sides. Didn't want to damage the cockpit, that'd take too long to repair for this mission.
@KoL@TheWindel
Spoke about this in the discord, so here are the ideas for upgrading Eve that'd make sense thematically. Probably will add more as time goes on, with approval of course, but these are the main ones right now.

Developing Pyrokinesis
- Being reunited with Hell has caused a shift in Eve's mind and abilities, allowing her to finally commit to her legacy as a phoenix. Unfortunately, there won't be a ton of development until she's back up in Heaven, but hey, some of the immediate upgrades are nice.

Flare Feathers
- Eve can shoot flaming feathers out of her wings and regrow them back. Accurate, and while they're weak individually, they can easily rack up some good damage. At least it's not suicidal.
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