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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Anomaly


As quickly as Xoxi got involved with that conflict, she was gone. Gone without a trace. Thanks to Traveler, she was in a safer place for the time being. A place where she could revel in something. That something, was her new sense of unity. She felt complete and safe within her skin now, to the point where a hoodie would just be restricting that feeling almost entirely. She still wanted her hoodie back, though.

What do you do after you feel your body and mind become more whole than they had ever been?

You sit on the ground and contemplate life.

That brings us to Xoxi now. The amputee Epic sat on the floor of Spectrum's place, her familiar psychic hands squeezing her leg and trying to stop the blood from flowing out everywhere as she stared into space. She wasn't angry. She wasn't glad. She was just there. She was just existing, really. Not feeling much but the blood leak from her leg and onto the ground.

The weird thing? She could feel everything else. She felt it like it was her hand running along it. The carpet. The couch. The table. Everything around her, she could feel it again. Not only could she feel it, but it was so... so detailed. The wood of the table, especially. She could feel every minute crease and crack of the hard wood and it honestly scared her at how exact it was.

Regardless of that, Xoxi looked over towards the kitchen and freshly closed door, where a lot of the noise was coming from and where she just figured someone would be.
Getting 2 Know "Yu"...
@BCTheEntity

Yuno's eyes widened when she heard Ketsu speak about wanting to know what her hobby was. Ooook. This wasn't a part of her master plan... wait, what plan? She never had a plan. Whatever. Point is, this wasn't supposed to happen. At least, not now. He was just supposed to nod his head and be like "That's pretty cool", not "I want to know more". Fuck... um... well... honesty was the best policy right?

"I... um... I build... J-Jenga towers..." Yu choked out before she simply looked down at the table with a bit of an embarrassed expression. Here she was, talking to someone so much better than her about Jenga. Fuckin' Jenga. Something so damn childish but so damn fun. Let's throw charming out the window and jump right into straight-up wife material, eh?

"... god you're a fucking nerd." Yu muttered under her breath as she contemplated just leaving. Nah, it'd be rude to Grant. She didn't want to get on his bad side.
You find yourself asleep before long, your mind an absent black canvas as your dreams don't really happen.

You do, however, awake in a furnished room. A very well furnished room at that. You're in a decently sized bed, various drinks and items strewn along the end of your bed, and with a window with closed blinds. This wasn't the same place you nodded off in, not at all.
Tibulus Sepitan - Old Dreams

Tibulus didn't sleep. He actually couldn't sleep under normal circumstances due to a lack of any real biological process. The only part of him that really slept was his imagination, and even then it didn't sleep for long. Despite that lack of sleep, Tibulus still had dreams, although those dreams should best be kept to himself.

Excluding one, of course.

The Alliance was rewarding, if nothing else. Tibulus was granted a fair amount of new robotics parts to tinker around with, and a giant crate of fresh cigars too. The robot parts couldn't have come at a better time. With the recent events of abandonment by the main robots on the ship, Tibulus found himself... lonely. It was weird, saying that robots made good company for the Funganoid, but they did. They were sentient enough to have real conversations with Tibulus, and with some of the piloting jobs he did, the conversation was appreciated.

That loneliness reignited an old dream of Tibulus, though. A dream to make his own robot to treat like a child after he lost his family.

Things were... things were going, that was for sure. Right now, it was mainly just a set of legs, but it could be a real robot soon. Hell, maybe Tibulus could turn it into an android. Who knows? The future does, so there was no dwelling on the past!

Just before Tibulus continued his work, he noticed something on the cameras. Something... not so great. He turned on his communicator and turned it to contact Stryker. "Stryker... um... medbay needs attention, stat."

@Crossfire
We interrupt this OOC to bring you "Quotes", by Dirk Messir.

"The right hand right is always right."
~Dirk Messir

"Heh! I guess you're right about that..." Yu whispered to Ketsu as she sipped her cocoa again, wincing slightly at the heat against her newly-crisp lips and mouth. After watching Grant for a few more seconds, carefully waiting to see if the situation would go anywhere bad, Yu turned back to Ketsu and put her head in her hands, looking up at Ketsu with a smile on her face.

"Sooo... how's life going for you, mister mysterious?" Yu asked Ketsu with a slightly inquisitive tone. She never met Ketsu, and even though this was a bit of an odd question to ask someone she never met, she was that. An odd girl. Maybe it'd be better for Yu to open up with something she had done. "I beat one of my old personal records at one of my hobbies... w-well... maybe it's not really a hobby..."

Boy, you sure are interesting, huh?
@Sickle-cell
He stole a labcoat too. The worst kind of person!

The best thing about him is how his character basically has a stand. Ugh.
@Sickle-cell
Sickle. We need to talk.

You need to stop pinging this Banana hooligan. I don't know what you're trying to say, but he's gotta be bad news.
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


Juice? Really? What were the Wards? Kids?

Don't answer that. Gah?! I thought you were gone?! Pheh! You wish! Xoxi gets serious when it comes down to Smash Bros. Plus, why not expend me the good way by wreckin' house? ... I guess you can be tolerated for now.

Xoxi responded with a warm "Hello!" at the appearance of not just the Ward leader, but the other Ward that she had yet to meet. Damn, was this not a convenient way to meet everyone? The people conversed amongst themselves for a minute before something caught Xoxi's eye.

Mawra actually duped the controllers like it was nothing. "W-wha...?" It left Xoxi speechless for a good second as Nola left. Taking the initiative, one of Xoxi's psychic hands flew off the controller and into the air beside Xoxi as it proceeded to change shapes.

"☝⚐⚐👎👌✡☜."
G O O D B Y E

After all of that was said and done, Xoxi's dumbfounded expression left and was replaced with a look of her own determination. "Depends. Are you ready to lose to an amputee?"
The rustling was no more than a deer, simply staring at you with beady eyes and a puzzled expression. What could he be thinking?

"Do you know what was odd? The death was... the death was almost inviting. A warm invitation to a familiar place..." Jen sad as she looked up towards the sky, patiently waiting for the Paladins to show up.
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