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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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"I don't know... I'm gonna see how their cocoa tastes first..." Yuno hushedly says as she lifts up her mug, filled with steaming cocoa, putting it up to her lips as she calmly sipped away. Well... it was calmly sipping at first, but then she realized something.

Yuno put the mug down semi-firmly as she grunted and swore, trying to retain a hushed voice but still making a noticeable difference in volume. "GAH FUCK! Burnt my mouth!" She exclaimed, following that thought with a face of near-mortification as she realize what she did. She swore in a public place. In English. In front of this Ketsu guy. Great job, Yu. Really being the charmer, aren't you?

Eager to draw the attention away from the display of a fuck up that was, Yuno looked over at the entrants and Grant, coughing lightly as she spoke again. Damn, that cocoa was hot.

"... do you believe that Grant is really a fan of her music...?" Yuno leaned over to ask Ketsu a question. "... I might like him a bit more if that's true..." Her music wasn't bad at all. Hell, it was pretty fuckin' good. The high pitched voice got annoying sometimes, but the actual music was phenomenal.
@Sickle-cell
Perfect. Although, Xoxi uses a Gamecube controller, and the Wii comes with 2 controllers by default (I think).

We can assume one of the controllers has no batteries.

The skeleton felt the water shift around him as if something was there, but was surprised to find that there really wasn't anything there. The lightning did happen, but nothing was really there at all, not that Bonesword was complaining.

Bonesword drew the Shroomblade as he sprinted over towards Saef and Khaine, leaping up into the water as if he was preparing a mighty downward slash towards Khaine, emphasized even more by the spontaneous growth of plant life around Bonesword's waist, extending up to his hand in a long cord made of vines. The skeleton began to swing the vine around and around before tossing it towards Khaine, the end of the vine turning into a grappling hook mid-swing. His goal? Wrap it around Khaine and try to immobilize the target. Either that or maybe start chasing him when he teleports. Contact could teleport him too, right?

Either way, Bonesword had his shield at full capacity and his trump card was almost here.

3 ROUNDS
*Not a boss*
You feel yourself heal up quickly from the Backhanded Slap!TM as a small bit of time passes. Hell, even a tooth regrows in place of where one was knocked out. It seems that not everything Jen can do is based around learning and fighting.

It takes a few seconds of silence before Jen finally sighs, following it up by actually speaking. "... I apologize for the slap and the hasty reaction... it is just..." Jen chokes up on her words as she sits there, all of her armor off, and revealing thin upper-class peasant clothes underneath.
Jen, with her armor off and her hands burned, puts the book in one hand as she delivers a mighty Backhanded Slap!TM directly into your cheek, and it was forceful enough to knock you clean onto the ground.

"This book is hellish, Tobias. Do not fall victim to it."

You feel the book stop calling to you, possibly due to the deafened sense of reality that slap put you in.
@Regitnui@Old Amsterdam
ay yo fam when this continuin'
"... no," Jen says as she uncaps the potion, standing slightly as she did so. "There is one other that needs it more than I." she says as she limps over to Charlie and pours the potion on him. The snake affectionately roars, although it is weak, as Jen smiles slightly.

Jen limped over to the tome, lifting it off the ground and clamping the seal back on it. "I am holding this," she authoritatively says as she... well... holds it.
A large flare of light shoots from the firearm into the sky, seemingly as a flare. The light hovers there for a few seconds before it shoots off towards an unknown direction. It did something, that's for sure.

"N-No... I will be fine... the paladins are on their way now."
Jen puts her mace on the ground uncaringly as she limps towards her tent, climbing in it as if she's trying to locate something.

She emerges a few seconds later, holding some kind of magical relic, similar to a firearm. She passes it to you as she sits back down, slowly removing her armor to reveal more minor wounds. "Shoot it. Skywards."
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