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5 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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5 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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6 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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6 yrs ago
How do wing.
6 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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"Glitches are fun, let's see if I get any more."






edit - Changed the breaker exit deets.


"Oh gosh, Torrent!" Digbie exclaimed as he rushed over closer to her. The stream was still in the way, but it was rather gentle. Digbie cautiously waded through it before getting back onto shore and rushing towards Torrent, preparing a spell to cast for once he arrived. As he prepared, he started to chant to himself, using {Spell Chant} in tandem with {Sacred Ground} to get some healing done for Torrent.

"Ground underneath me,
please provide us with your grace
so we may heal wounds."


If that worked out, Digbie would talk to Torrent right there. "I'm not able to heal us on the move like Oberon can. Sorry."







"I'm willing to bet their entire bodies!" Akiko shouted as she doubled back, drawing her fans out as she kept up her running speed. Sure, she wasn't as fast as the other characters she was around, but she wasn't about to let herself be cooked alive by the doppelganger that attempted to destroy her just now. Thank God the boy was still around to shield the attack, otherwise that probably would've been the end of the fight for Akiko and Rose.

She darted towards the boy, still maintaining a steady pace as she moved. While running, she turned to look at the battlefield beside her, taking in everything that she could, including the slow-paced Mysterious Stranger who just then truly joined the fight, focusing Umi with maddening speeds. Though, it did leave (presumably) himself open for Akiko to study him. It was unclear whether they actually had a head or not, and there was also no visible skin, but they had a form that Akiko could study regardless.

Though, in her heart, she found herself thinking about the man in the hood deeper and deeper. Before she even knew what was happening, she used her [Critical Past] ability to see if there was anything she could identify about the man. Maybe with it she could reach some sort of peaceful agreement and victory with the stranger.


Akiko followed behind Umi and Kanbaru, looking out at the mysterious stranger with a bit of a puzzled expression. Another cloaked man? In this Tower? Similarly so, he used cards like the one Kanbaru was holding. Interesting indeed, though Akiko had already pulled out her fans as the new stranger attacked Kanbaru! Christ, they were jumping into action quickly, and the stranger had already seemed to want to fight the "heroes" without so much as starting with an opening monologue. The audacity to not go for peace was certainly something to be relished, though Akiko despised it so.

She unfolded her fans as Umi ran forward, fanning them in front of her face as she darted to the side of the area. Without so much as thinking, Akiko started to shout at the hooded stranger, finding her voice to be projecting a bit louder than most. "Hey! Hoodwink! Why don't'cha come get a piece of this tasty ass!" Akiko {Taunted} the hooded stranger with as much of a sassy and annoying tone as she could, trying anything in order to get him to get his attention away from the real damage dealers of the party and onto her. As for if she could actually outrun the guy... well... she was just hopeful.


Akiko straightened up as she looked at the mysterious stranger once again as he lingered off. No doubt that the crew would probably find their way back into his company before long, with a character like that. Oh well, whatever goes on shall go on, and there's no telling if he'd actually be useful enough to be remembered by Akiko later. It was once the cloaked stranger was gone that the card Kanbaru was holding glowed, showing off two doors that previously Akiko hadn't actually noticed. There was one very bright and cheery door, then there was the darker and gloomy door.

Looking down at the only boy there with a sigh, she folded her fans back up, and walked forward towards the nicer looking door, inspecting it with a finger to her chin. This was... quite the option. After all, why would anyone go through the other door when this door clearly offered a nice way through the tower. It was either that, or it was a way out, which also intrigued Akiko. Why would they bring someone who was worthy here only for them to...

... she looked at the boy again, and immediately stopped her train of thought. Gods, he needed to find his spine, or else he'd be deadweight.

"You guys think this one is an actual exit? Maybe it's a harder room than the gloomy one over there. False sense of security, y'know?" Akiko said, sauntering herself over to the other girls already converging near the gloomy door. "I'm all for going through this angry door, to clarify, but I'm just throwing it out there that the other door might be tougher than this one."
"Yeah! Like an Earth Bender!" Digbie was kind of excited to say aloud to you, though you have no idea why he would know such a thing. Maybe he was someone similar to you? Regardless, Maggie was still horribly confused by what you all were calling an "Earth Bender".

"That's a funny nickname for Earthen Mage." She giggled a little bit as she looked towards the door, Brock stepping in again with Eve. With nobody outside, you can only assume that you've made a stop.

"We've stopped in a small town, only for the rest of this evening and the night. We need to let Jen's horse and Charlie rest, so if anyone needs to get any last-minute preparations, now would be that time."

Immediately, the harpy flocked to your side, hugging your arm tightly. You could feel the heat from her body just ooze onto you. It was almost overwhelming, but only just so. "Are you feelin' better?"


"... this is going to take some getting used to." Akiko pulled her hand back up to her side as she sauntered forward, listening to the newcomer speak. Kanbaru, she said her name was, and seems like she had a dream about cats with televisions for heads. Honestly, compared to some of the rumors that Akiko had heard about Miso City, it seemed pretty right on for one of them, being the rumor of a weird organization in the city. They were very secretive, though, so she literally only caught very slight wind of the existence of the club.

Then, there was the arrival of the mysterious cloaked figure, who had spoke to Rose before anyone else, following that by escorting her down the steps of the Tower's entrance. Afterwards, he went about talking about the various different people in the area. First about Umi, then going to the sad kid, then going to herself ("You're not much of a looker either, pal."), then to Kanbaru, and then he turned to leave. He turned once more, flicking something at Kanbaru, then trying to leave. Umi grabbed him and said something about her friend being in the tower, which seemed... rather odd, all things considered. Had the tower really only been there for a month?

Then, Rose piped up once more. Sheesh, she was a talkative one, wasn't she? Regardless, she had intentions of being a pirate and described herself as a 'Rose Mage', whatever that means. Interesting development, that, but a welcome one regardless. What was more interesting than that, however, was the blade show she put on before telling everyone she didn't know a thing before about knife tricks. Seems like the dream might've awoken some powers within these people, herself included.

Then Rose asked about the schticks of everyone else. Akiko figured she better get it over with, so she extended her hands out and pulled her fans out of... somewhere. She knew what they were from, that very thing being her Heart, but she didn't know (or very much care) about how she manifested them.

"Well, if we're all getting cozy with eachother, I'm Akiko." The brunette twirled around on the ball of her foot before descending into a bow, bringing her body back up and holding a fan in front of her face as she continued. "I'm looking forward to working with all of you, if you'll gladly have me as your bard~!"
@POOHEAD189
heh good thing for me i did that already

checkmate pewhad






"To be honest, my team's a bit low on health, but fairly good otherwise!" Skylar's voice was cheery, but it quickly shifted to apologetic as he looked at Valen and Vivia's general direction. "Sorry I didn't help with the battle, guys, but I'm down a Tropius and I'm close to being down with a Jigglypuff."

Celebrity scoffed at that last comment, her face furrowing into a frown as she decided to respond to Skylar accordingly.

Celebrity used Pound!


"Wha-? Hey, I didn't say you're bad, it's just that we haven't been to a Pokemon Center yet." Skylar corrected the Jigglypuff and flicked her gently on the curl, startling her a little bit. Sheesh, she's so proud of herself it's almost obnoxious. Ah well, she'd come around eventually. Regardless, Skylar smiled as he introduced his merry cast.

"I'm Skylar. This is Seabreeze, Celebrity, and I'd show you Paradise but she's busy taking a nap. Our last battle didn't go so well for her."

"Wingull!" "Puff!"

"You said you were the Shrine Maiden, Lorette? You wouldn't happen to know if any rare Pokemon happened to reside around here in the Shrine, or maybe even some Flying Types?" Ah yes, of course, that question.

Lorenzo of Windor


"Yes, let's." Lorenzo agreed calmly with the knight, patting his hound on the head for a job well done. "Though, do you men think that this beaut can fit into the bottom of the tower? I don't think I want to risk the monster bringing about harm to it while we're in there." From the looks of things, the dog could maybe squeeze in there, but it would definitely be a tight fit at the minimum, impossible most likely.

"I'll gladly keep watch if it's otherwise. I'm not much good at stairclimbing, if my legs were any indication of such." If only he had use of his legs again, then this would be a hell of a lot easier of a time and job on him. Alas, he didn't, so he had to deal with what he was given. it wouldn't be so bad, hopefully.
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