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@BCTheEntity Talran Galelove - Medium Friendly Paladin

How, ah... intriguing. Yes, that was likely the word to use, rather than anything more severe, when it came to both the imagery hidden in the smoke and mist and the cackling laughter of the traveller. Indeed, he seemed blind, crying perhaps from some malus associated with that blindness. Well, drat and blast. If only Talran could call upon Helm to bring sight back to this man's eyes, but that would likely require the power of a cleric, not a paladin, and one far more closely aligned with Helm's will than himself.

Yet, even he found the sudden, dramatic appearance of a flagon from the ground a perplexing and mildly concerning thing, even as it landed before him and the puppeteer. His new friend, and the puppet called George, lifted and smelled the concoction, Talran himself receiving a strong scent of mint even without directly scenting the thing, whilst the more aggressive member of their party bluntly stated how they wouldn't drink from it, and the elf suggested that the worst it could offer was poison in some form. It seemed, nonetheless, that the puppeteer was willing to drink, if only he might receive a cup to do so; promptly, "Gertrude", apparently the name of the mist or its puppeteer, offered up a set of five goblets, filling one with that mint flavored liquid and offering it to his self-perceptually-challenged friend.

'I, ah, I too shall request a cup of this fluid, then,' Talran agreed, smiling even though he still wasn't quite sure what that fluid actually was. Once it was offered to him, he would take the container he was given, but subtly wait to see who else took one for themselves, and indeed who would drink of their goblets and what, if any, effect such a drink had upon them, if he couldn't determine those effects from observation alone. His oath encouraged courage, but it did not then inspire discaution; he could not stop others from simply drinking if they truly wanted to, but could certainly ensure as many as possible remained safe.

A moment later, his worry was quelled. He did recognize this broth and its smell, after all. With a smile, he drank forth, savoring the flavor of a tincture he'd been privy to in the past - a bit of an acquired taste, but entirely beneficial, unless his senses truly were clouded. 'Worry not, fellows, this is a fine brew!' he confirmed, taking another sip, and feeling its invigorating effects take hold already.



Egil placed his war pick in his belt, observed the cups and shook his head in disbelief that one of the group had drunk from the cup. The fighter stepped back an studied the odd hued being. It was as though he were waiting for either the pale skinned one to die or to transform into something he might have to kill.

With his mind mostly set on the fact that there is no way in the underworld he was going to trust the gift bearer or the cup, Egil turned to the rest of the group.

"I will have my sword ready in the chance he turns." The fighter said while heartily tapping on the handle of his long sword.


@Hekazu The Unnameable

With the example of his new friend, the man with the puppet grabbed another of the filled goblets, the one that he had specifically requested for himself and stared the brash man who had promised to have their blade ready for any transformations. With the eye contact established, he brought the cup to his lips and downed it in only a few gulps, as if accustomed to such moves. Without breaking the intense gaze for a second. "Then prepare for two of the sort, if all you do is seek to insult the generosity of others!" the man barked at the hooded individual. He very much agreed with the other man that had drunk: There was nothing wrong with the offering.


@JohnSolaris Zaerith Dustborn

The warrior gives a signal of obvious aggression. But before Zaerith needs to do anything, the gruff man is stopped by the pale-skinned one in chainmail. That person seems to have an… odd aura about him, and Zaerith feels that he isn’t quite human. But the truth eludes him. The memories… They are fragmented, and of no help to him as of now. Like it almost always does. Such is his existence. But no matter; this need not concern him, not yet.

The tense atmosphere quickly dissipates as the gypsy herald approaches, moving surprisingly well despite his advanced age and the blankness of eyes that indicate an acute lack of vision. He tosses a large bottle of some bubbling green liquid, which somehow manages to perfectly land upright in front of the strange puppet-wielding man. To which the elven lady and the warrior rightfully react with suspicion. But the puppeteer is blithely unconcerned. At his request, five cups float toward the ragtag group, each carried by some invisible force, before the flagon pours itself to fill the chalices as if such a thing is perfectly normal around these parts.

Zaerith frowns, his scarlet eyes gazing intently at the empty air that carries the liquid-filled cups. For once the memories aren’t failing him. He knows what this is… Harmless. No need for concern. At least, as far as he can tell; who knows if it isn’t a front placed by the malevolent powers that fill this accursed place, a devious trap disguised as an innocent little spell, just waiting to claim the lives of those foolish and unsuspecting… But alas, if it can fool Zaerith, what can he do about it? Perhaps it will be interesting to see whose curse is stronger, those of this bleak locale or that which binds him to the Jester…

As one of the cups approaches him, Zaerith takes hold. The scent that drifts into his nostrils is mint, and… volcanic ashes? His eyes narrow. Raising the container and holding it close to his face, he scrutinizes the green fluid, giving the glass a few light taps here and there. Again, the memories are surprisingly reliable this time; he is reasonably sure he knows what the drink is. If this is real… There is no doubt that he should drink it immediately. He steals a glance at the gypsy troupe. Looks can be deceiving, and clearly someone in this whimsical group is capable of producing the drink that he sees before him. His muscles begin to tense. Perhaps this is a ruse to have the newcomers lower their guard? Do they need to resort to such when they are able to produce this feast in the first place?

Worry not, my loyal agent, the voice in Zaerith’s says after a chuckle of cruel mirth. You have my protection, do you not?

Once again ignoring the voice, Zaerith instead wonders if he should share what he gleaned with his newfound companions. On the off-chance that the gypsies mean harm… No, even if he can trust the strangers to fight alongside him for mutual protection, they cannot trust him. Not unless he does something about it.

“Worry not, fellows, this is a fine brew!” The pale man says, before taking a sip.

Ah, that makes his job easier. “He’s right,” Zaerith says, his tone even and smooth, as he gestures toward the pale man. “I know what this is. It contains potent restorative magic, able to fortify both body and spirit for a good day or so. Helpful especially in dangerous lands like this.” When he finishes speaking, Zaerith takes a sip from the cup. The taste of mint and ash flows down his throat, and within moments he feels its magic at work, easing the lethargy that perpetually shrouds his being. It will fade in time, but for now it will serve its purpose.
Sweetness! recovers from gleeful daze
"Of course. Ask and you shall receive. Gertrude, be so kind. To our guests."

The reply satiated itself only with service.

Soon, the enveloping mist once again separated its wispy constitution, not for Starovir, nor the feminine moniker's owner, but into an unseen sliver of air, now bearing five empty goblets, stacked and bubbling away from by the fireside to the new friendly puppeteer, in an oscillating stride. The flagon levitated again, to join this instance but without any savory gymnastics, by invisible means, eventually relatively higher than the towering column of cups, a shoulder-width away.

A flick of a latch later accompanied a verdant stream, quickly meeting the brim of covert civility and affording the imperceptible gesture to George's handler, as an ostracized cannikin, permeated with the liqueur of mint and volcanic ash.

The chalice lingered steadily, in the whipped ambiance, with succulent liquid, awaiting for a vise to grasp and possess the drink at hand.

@Hekazu The Unnamable

Most people around chose to respond to words with more of the sort. The question on the nature of the land was debated by a man of grim disposition and his new friend alike, both speaking past the man that had just welcomed them. How rude. But rudest was the man who prepared their weapon and threatened those around. The hunched man took a few careful steps away from the individual and slowly moved his left hand closer to the handle of his mace. Well, "his" as much as any rusted bludgeoning instrument found on the ground. But it was on his person now, and wasn't that what actually mattered here?

The herald joined the attempt of getting the aggressive one under control, assuring the fresh arrivals of those already gathered having no ill will towards them. The purple eyes of the puppeteer met the blank ones of the gypsy, questioning if they were as devoid of sight as they looked like. Yet they would welcome them all amongst them. A blind greeter, most unusual.

These musings were cut short by a flagon striking the ground before him, startling the man who had been too focused on his thoughts to register the approach of the flying object. With his already low stance, he needn't go through much trouble to pick it up in his free hand. The first thing he did was have George help him with the lid and smell the liquid. Was that... mint? More confused than a moment ago, he let it fall closed once more, just as they were all invited to drink. A drink before a story.



Many fights have gleaned across his eyes as many shouts of war have rung through his ears. This didn't look or sound like a fight. The worn fighter relaxed his grip and his stance. It seemed as though while the others were not lost, it was more than likely they didn't belong either.

Where Egil is from, a smile might as well be a knife in your back; neither heat nor hospitality comforted him. His dingy chain shirt made a dull clank as he carefully moved forward to take a look at the cup and its gift-bearer.

"I wouldn't drink from that."


@Lady Selune Mhyrienne - The Mildly Suspicious

Her fellows were already turning out to be a more than a curious bunch. The jester hadn't answered, but instead she had gotten a message from one of the compatriots. The Demiplane of Dread. Forsaken by the Gods. She let out a mirthless laugh. If the Gods didn't come here, she'd be more than happy to stay then. Of course, how her companion had known was a query in and of itself, and she would ask that at a more prudent time.

Then the bickering. The instantly-aggressive fighter, tempered by a man oddly comfortable... No, not a man. Another one of the races along with men. Not an elf, not one like her, certainly not, but for now she couldn't tell.

As the other man spoke, she nodded, cautiously. "True. Fighting would be mighty foolish." Looking at the tossed flagon, she stared at it. That seemed... Suspicious. Very much so. "Worst thing is it's poison. Not that bad."


@Hekazu The Unnamable

Conflicting words rose from those around him. The herald who had welcomed them had implored them to drink and hear his tale, while the others seemed to think something was afoul with all this. In this realm that gods themselves avoided, there could be anything! Tales of treasure, of desperation, of love or perhaps loss? What the tales were mattered little, but he wanted to know them. If all it took to uncover these secrets was a sip from a slightly suspicious flagon that smelled like something he knew, he would take the risk.

Before raising the most unconventional tankard to his lips, he would glance at the suspicious ones from the corner of his eyes. "George would like to remind you that you are standing before the man who offered, criticizing, doubting, blaming", he notified the outspoken ones of their poor manners. And then he raised the pitcher higher, holding it in clear view for everyone to see. "A cup! A cup for thirsty lips who only have a tankard of the most inconvenient sort, please!"

Hearkening to Katia’s call, the cleric motioned with her girded arm to the point of their previous entry, beckoning all to venture to the upper hall, away from this crypt, where once a recent short respite was entertained. She gestured, and at once, the floating familiar carried by the busy invisible servant, ceased its activities, sufficient that cleanliness had met its match, in godliness. The reliquary itself a haven and heaven for warriors past and glorified. Yet, the warlock, after allowing her unseen underlying to lead the way, dappled with the blanche hawk, broke lips to address her comrades.

“Even blind moles, fossorial in nature, lay traps for worms, dire for a meal. We have freckled this subterranean shrine enough. I fear that our former friend, that infiltrating prodigy has planted himself near, spying on our burrows and warrens, and mocking us as he fled.”

She conjured the illusory map, polishing it once again, to grant her bearings. Her eyes searched into the comrades’ souls, who finally desired to safeguard this realm.

Thea. Haemar. Birbin. Theodore.

He could see Cesar’s fingers waver, as she dismissed the minor illusion, the pirate's furrowed brows faltering on whether to stay or venture.

“For all of you who chose to remain. Lightspeed! May dawn guide you and this domain into rest and peace once more. If you encounter Ruron again, regard him as a cautious confederate. Be weary as he has not truly declared where he lies in this war.”

Wick's boots and gemmed staff commenced their trek, following the bobbing bird, to the eventual ascension.

“Let us depart from this tomb; we must exhume the anchor.”

She hoped that not only the Templar and her Beloved, but that the bard would shadow her and the others.

"For the brightness of the Planes."

It's been a year since the wardens of Light dispersed themselves amongst the Planes, lands lost due to the evergrowing imbalance of death and corruption.



Three days has passed since Wick's withering corpse was found. Dead in Ysgard, a land of perpetual resurrection preserved by the Green Man, now scoffed by the land's evolving impotence.

A symptom of the Planes' leprosy, spreading its contagion, threating the existence of the very multiverse itself.


Welcome to our interest check for the continuation of The Lost Lands - 5e , original lore and RP created by @The Harbinger of Ferocity, now to be continued with permission by we three, @Cu Chulainn, @The Large Dumbo, and @Gordian Nought.

If ye be interested, show some love below. We will be starting at level 3.
@Hekazu, as a rat, can Torus tell that the monk is unconscious?
Accommodating pupils witnessed scattered auburn islets of fervor aeronautically echoing Escheresque cartography and Dali-like landscaping, from the bonfire, fluxing smoke amidst the unraveling mist; reality’s backcloth had quickly dissected into visual pointillism, with the abyssal flames consuming but remnants of radiance and rock, as the herald’s owner, a cachectic elder, evicted from the memorial’s merriment and the sweet agony of martyrdom, approached the five. His right forearm wiped a smiling cheek, dripping a thin trail of blind tears. His conflicting burgundy and jade attire betrayed his sight and fashion, mirroring the absence of distress in his bleached eyes, as the tempter hobbled closer into view to better glean the friendly quibble between Egil and Talran.

'No need for a fight, my friend; we surely have time to discover what draws us together, in this place, since we don't appear to be in grave danger.'

Starovir finally cackled, to the blue-eyed blonde’s piercing miscarriage of an assessment. "Do not fret. Draw near. Be warm. We all have no wish to make enemies of Lady Eva.” His elbows spread wide, stretching out a facsimile of a crucifixion. “I would like to tell you all a story before we go.”

As the archaic silhouette heedlessly impregnated the silvery smog once more, several fresh garlands burdened over disturbed soil could be deciphered, only for a mere moment, from the puzzling horror, before a bubbling verdant flagon somersaulted, eventually landing afore the feet of the handler and the knight.

“First drink, then listen."

@Lady Selune Mhyrienne - The Mildly Suspicious

Two by two they came, apart from her. She had been thrown our first it seemed, head swimming with strange premonitions and the swirling mire that was her memories, now filled with more unrest than ever before. Every twist and turn that fate and decision had conspired to lead her through hurried through her mind like thieves in the dark.

Most of them were pretty fucking terrible decisions, if she was being honest with herself. Brushing a strand of hair, now matted and dirty, behind her ear, she looked around at what was surrounding her. A thick, foggy haze, clinging to her face like spiderwebs. Her clothes barely kept the chill out of the air around her, leaving the creeping fingers to continue to caress her skin.

In front of her were... Travelers. Gypsies. Colorful, baubled people with horses all tied up and restrained. Her fingers played through the air and she felt the night solidify there, her face contorting into a grim sort of smile. Her patron, it seemed, had decided that his services would continue to be applied even here.

She was startled a little as more people came through. Strange fellows, all of them. Some bore chain, others tattered robes and leathers. Then came the herald's call, and her head whipped towards the source of the noise, even eyes trained to the darkness struggling to eke their way through the fog.

Brushing down the dirt off of her cloak, she took a half-step forward, before her hand instinctively went to her belt. The kiss of cold steel. Just what she always needed there. Adjusting her clothing a little to hide the knives better, she took her first proper step forward, raising a hand to her face. This was no dream. Pale skin stared back at her, each finger distinct and impossible to ignore.

"Welcome to where?"


@Hekazu The Unnamable

The man carrying the puppet on his hand rubbed his eyes with the other. Something had to be clouding his sight. No fog descended and thickened this fast. Not at home in the least. But once the arm was removed from before his eyeballs and he allowed himself another look into the fog, he could only admit that it had done so here. He turned to look at his puppet, nodding after a second. Followed by his face turning quite grumpy. And then back to normal again. "That is more like it George...", those close to him could hear the man mumble.

With... whatever that had been out of the way, the hunched individual began taking slow and shaky steps towards the beckoning figure. The road crunched under his bare feet, his knees bucking perhaps a bit more than a usual person would. The face of the vagabond was difficult to read, the corners of his mouth shifting their alignment all the time. But he had been invited. Summoned. Called. That had not happened often in this land, if at all. And so he followed the summons, quickly peeking behind himself to see if his new friend also followed. It did seem so. Were the other approaching people friendly? Or even those that he moved towards? Betrayal, now that was no stranger to him. But he was willing to give them the benefit of doubt.

The "silence" of noises of merriment was broken again by one of the other approaching ones, a woman no less, asking a question. Welcome to where? "She has a point, George", the puppeteer mentioned to the one sitting on his hand.


@JohnSolaris Zaerith Dustborn

It takes what feels like an eternity of monumental effort to lift his eyelids. For a moment, the man half-entertains the thought of closing them again, allowing himself to sink back into oblivion and away from the clutches of this wretched existence, this laughably futile struggle… But no, that will not do. He is still trying, after all, isn’t he? Besides, if only escape can be that easy…

Movement is like wading through an unholy mixture of lead, mercury, and toxic treacle bled by some flesh-devouring plant found in the depths of the Feydark. As usual. But pretending to be capable of ignoring the omnipresent ennui is also routine. The curious tingling on his skin as he flexes his muscles tell him that the Mage Armor is still intact, at the very least; it should last him quite a few more hours still. And he feels the familiar weight of his owl familiar, perched on his right shoulder, the bird’s pitch-black feathers almost blending into the misty gloom. The rapier, short sword, daggers, piece of carved ebony strapped to his left glove, and the pack of miscellaneous things he somehow manages to lug around despite the feeble strength of this body. They’re all still there. Good. Who knows what mischief the Jester may be up to this time, potentially transporting him without his equipment.

Come now, Zaerith. You know as well as I that in here of all places, I will not have you take chances. The words are serious, but the subtly mocking tone makes it impossible to take them seriously.

Pointedly ignoring the voice in his head, Zaerith instead casts his gaze toward those near him, likely other unfortunate souls who have been claimed by the Mists. An unusually pale man in chainmail. A grizzled warrior carrying a longsword on his back. A cloaked elven woman. And a barefoot man, with a strange posture and a… puppet on his hand? No matter. They will all be dust in the end.

A group of gypsies frolic around ahead of Zaerith, their carefree mirth a stark contrast against the misty gloom around him. Something that will no doubt be right at home in the Jester’s domain… But that’s neither here nor there. Cheerily, likely willfully ignorant of the newcomers’ plight, the gypsies bear them welcome.

To which the cloaked woman asks, “Welcome to where?”

“To the Demiplane of Dread, of course! Land of eternal darkness, forsaken by the gods themselves…” Zaerith's voice is raspy and gravelly with the usual bitterness, but the words flow out all too smoothly. Are they his own, or is the Jester speaking through him? He can’t seem to know or care. “I sincerely hope you have no pressing appointments elsewhere, because you’re going to be staying here for a long, long time.”



He gasped for air. The fighter’s grimy hands clenched the dirt as he rose to a new world. Egil clutched his battle stained war pick and squinted through sweat and his disheveled hair.

Must and fog seemed to swirl in the air, while shadows crept through the forest. It was quite unlike the dank pissed filled streets, he once roamed, with of the sound of slop buckets being splashed on the cobble stone streets, and toothless moans of the disinherited as they held out their hungry hands for coin and bread —This forest had an evil filth even the trees were not innocent.

Egil wiped the sweat from his brow and peered through the fog. In his battle stance, he inched toward the group and having already picked his first possible target, Egil readied his pick and said, “It's either it, or it isn’t. Speak fast or we begin.”


@BCTheEntity Talran Galelove - Medium Friendly Paladin

Sight eluded Talran for a little while, after he'd made friends with the man controlling... "George". He had to admit, the fellow's demeanor was still odd to him, but he was nonetheless charming in his way. Frankly, the fact that he managed to remain in sight of the man in question through this odd mist was all but miraculous, and he thanked Helm for his guidance in such trying times.

Nonetheless, it ultimately faded, revealing unto both Talran and the nameless puppeteer a caroling troupe of travelling folk, the colours of their carts and horses and their unique frolicking almost dazzling compared to the drabness of their surroundings. And as quickly as they were revealed, they vanished with a rustling of tree branches and a blotting of the sky, leaving only the voice of a herald calling to them, and a couple more accompanying the paladin and the puppeteer. The female elf to one side of him asked where exactly they were, and another continued where the herald left off, describing how they were stuck in a land of eternal darkness forever, forsaken by the gods themselves... the new voice seemed oddly familiar, actually. Like that of somebody he'd spoken with a decent while back, though he couldn't quite place whom.

'Oh, come now, surely it's not quite as bad as that,' Talran nonetheless admonished with a slight smile, observing the reaction of the other human and instinctively stepping toward him, the easiest way to help protect others who didn't need the harm. 'No need for a fight, my friend; we surely have time to discover what draws us together, in this place, since we don't appear to be in grave danger.'
K. Anyone want to give Brannor back-up?

The soon to-be-bear is gonna save the monk. Hop on the Torus train.
He paused, to preserve the stillness, before flattering mockery spilled its guts.

“Cat caught your tongue?”

The gabby gambler endured as an entranced Abelard, infatuated with the hopeful response by the possible Héloïse, afore him. Behind the camouflage, the stench of a forty year old’s perspiration beaded its permeated sweat and tears. The exudative sorrow of a physique unable to match a younger and exuberant woman, unaldulterated, behind the veneer, always evolved its instruction, stressing the importance of an exacting poker face.

Poised under pressure.

The guise exhumed itself as a shared allegorical tombstone at Pere LaChaise, the famous Parisian cemetery that not only sheltered the corpora of his favorite famed tutor and niece of Fulbert, but his radioactive Polish mother. Perhaps, Spices had summoned him as an exorcist, but after one gander at the watchmaker's dark eyes and cascading copper hair, awaiting the rationale to banish his own demons, it was clear. Lady Luck delivered the pregnant answer to a piercing inquiry in silence.

Soon, the hookah toting Master offered the welcome subpoena’s motivation.

Certain individual? Correct the mistake? A marriage of protest and propaganda, a tactic to stir the people, toiling through selective and manipulative use of facts and falsehoods. Simultaneously. Was it in regards to a mere betrayal? Or a subtle ploy to eliminate the invited competition? A task nothing less than to cleanse the Augean stables of sin and corruption and restore national innocence?

Alfred obeyed rules.

That’s how winners were declared in games, after all. However, he could no more endorse this agitprop than one could fold after checking whilst on the big blind.

He slowly slinked away from Bellerose, marching to the aroma filled host. “Excusé moi, Ray, but I believe we must each call or raise, before the dealer’s flop.”

At least, Zorko was all in.

@Lady Selune@Hekazu
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