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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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That was ready a lot faster than I expected. I'll have my first post ready late tonight.
I'd settle for the most important roles first though. I could get a starter up tonight if need be.


I think that's a good idea. It would be ideal if we had a few more roles filled, but that might take an awfully long time to wait.
Excellent. When does the IC start?
Baron Ulrek


Art credit: MyDyingRose



Name: Baron Ulrek Bathory of Felboge
Age: 270, give or take a decade
Powers: Resistance to silver
Bio: Ulrek Bathory is the eldest of the Vampire Princes, the first of the King's sons. He is regarded as hateful and cruel and his visual appearance is equally repulsive as his demeanor. According to rumor, Ulrek was homely even at a young age. Unliked by King's courtiers and visitors, Ulrek withdrew into solitude and reflected the unkindness to which he was subjected. Ulrek shunned social engagements and chose instead to entertain himself with the Castle's extensive library of books and scrolls. Through his readings, Ulrek became self-educated in such a variety of fields and engineering, horticulture, anatomy, history, and diplomacy, learning a number of languages in the process.

As a result of his obsessive reading and disdain for social interaction, Ulrek missed nearly every court dinner or feast unless required to attend by his father, demanding his bloodmeal be delivered to his study instead. Such long studies can make for a terrible appetite. When the castle's servants neglected to deliver supper to the irritable prince - as they sometimes did out of spite - Ulrek was left famished and ravenous. More than once, the castle's stablekeepers would wake to find a valuable steed dead in its stall, bled out the night before from two fang piercings. Costly affairs to be sure, but horses were not so difficult to replace. But once night, when the reclusive vampire prince was starved from several days of seclusion, Ulrek was so famished that he could not help but seek out the first warm body he could find. He stole into the visitor's quarters and fed upon a human. Worse still, Ulrek happened to have fed upon the blood of a wealthy foreign merchant visiting the castle in order to seek an audience with the King.

Facing a major diplomatic row due to Ulrek's antisocial tendencies, the King could not tolerate his oldest son any longer. Ulrek was ordered to rule over the Great Weald, a large and sparsely populated wilderness of the kingdom's northern fringes. Nearly one hundred leagues away from the capital, it was thought that Ulrek would be too far away to ever cause such trouble again.

Some two hundred years have passed since Ulrek became the Baron of Felboge, the seat of the kingdom's dismal northern wards. Ulrek has proven a surprisingly shrewd ruler. Almost certainly due to his studious readings, Ulrek has managed to build industry and eke out a surprising amount of wealth from this depauperate land. Once teeming with outlaws and brigands, Ulrek's iron-fisted rule has brought order to the Felboge and the Great Weald. Ulrek felt that he had served his father dutifully, that he had shown himself capable of one day ruling the entirety of the kingdom.

When Ulrek's father issued his challenge to his sons - that the first among them to find a loving wife would be granted rule of the kingdom - Ulrek went into a fury. What arbitrary means of inheritance, Baron Ulrek protested, was this? Ulrek was the oldest of the princes, the one with the greatest experience in governing a realm. By rights, by law, Ulrek was the rightful heir, not whichever son could seduce some strumpet off the street. Who could love someone as absolutely revolting as he? It was clear as day that this was an attempt by the King to deny Ulrek his rightful inheritance. The Baron went to the capital to announce his grievances with his father's challenge, but was hardly surprised when lamentations fell on deaf ears.

Now an infuriated Baron Ulrek returns back to his keep at the Felboge. Knowing that one as unlovable as he could never win at his father's absurd game, he plots now to secure what is rightfully his.
Um.... there's a character thread. I'd accept him in full if his character sheet is in there.


Posting in the OOC to allow you to accept it first. I'll add it to the character tab, thank you.

Added the last name Bathory also.
Baron Ulrek


Art credit: MyDyingRose



Name: Baron Ulrek Bathory of Felboge
Age: 270, give or take a decade
Powers: Resistance to silver
Bio: Ulrek Bathory is the eldest of the Vampire Princes, the first of the King's sons. He is regarded as hateful and cruel and his visual appearance is equally repulsive as his demeanor. According to rumor, Ulrek was homely even at a young age. Unliked by King's courtiers and visitors, Ulrek withdrew into solitude and reflected the unkindness to which he was subjected. Ulrek shunned social engagements and chose instead to entertain himself with the Castle's extensive library of books and scrolls. Through his readings, Ulrek became self-educated in such a variety of fields and engineering, horticulture, anatomy, history, and diplomacy, learning a number of languages in the process.

As a result of his obsessive reading and disdain for social interaction, Ulrek missed nearly every court dinner or feast unless required to attend by his father, demanding his bloodmeal be delivered to his study instead. Such long studies can make for a terrible appetite. When the castle's servants neglected to deliver supper to the irritable prince - as they sometimes did out of spite - Ulrek was left famished and ravenous. More than once, the castle's stablekeepers would wake to find a valuable steed dead in its stall, bled out the night before from two fang piercings. Costly affairs to be sure, but horses were not so difficult to replace. But once night, when the reclusive vampire prince was starved from several days of seclusion, Ulrek was so famished that he could not help but seek out the first warm body he could find. He stole into the visitor's quarters and fed upon a human. Worse still, Ulrek happened to have fed upon the blood of a wealthy foreign merchant visiting the castle in order to seek an audience with the King.

Facing a major diplomatic row due to Ulrek's antisocial tendencies, the King could not tolerate his oldest son any longer. Ulrek was ordered to rule over the Great Weald, a large and sparsely populated wilderness of the kingdom's northern fringes. Nearly one hundred leagues away from the capital, it was thought that Ulrek would be too far away to ever cause such trouble again.

Some two hundred years have passed since Ulrek became the Baron of Felboge, the seat of the kingdom's dismal northern wards. Ulrek has proven a surprisingly shrewd ruler. Almost certainly due to his studious readings, Ulrek has managed to build industry and eke out a surprising amount of wealth from this depauperate land. Once teeming with outlaws and brigands, Ulrek's iron-fisted rule has brought order to the Felboge and the Great Weald. Ulrek felt that he had served his father dutifully, that he had shown himself capable of one day ruling the entirety of the kingdom.

When Ulrek's father issued his challenge to his sons - that the first among them to find a loving wife would be granted rule of the kingdom - Ulrek went into a fury. What arbitrary means of inheritance, Baron Ulrek protested, was this? Ulrek was the oldest of the princes, the one with the greatest experience in governing a realm. By rights, by law, Ulrek was the rightful heir, not whichever son could seduce some strumpet off the street. Who could love someone as absolutely revolting as he? It was clear as day that this was an attempt by the King to deny Ulrek his rightful inheritance. The Baron went to the capital to announce his grievances with his father's challenge, but was hardly surprised when lamentations fell on deaf ears.

Now an infuriated Baron Ulrek returns back to his keep at the Felboge. Knowing that one as unlovable as he could never win at his father's absurd game, he plots now to secure what is rightfully his.
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Not a problem, I'm honestly really excited!

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Well, that would kinda be like looking at ads or programs from that time frame and being like "Oh, this seems like they're lying to us." Okay, so, have you evwr seen The Boy in the Striped Pajamas? It's about a boy (German son to a higher up) who befriends a Jewish boy in a concentration camp named Smaul. It's not only sad, but really good. ...I'm getting off track here. ANYWAYS, I personally don't think we're being lied to. If we were, then why would there be records of it happening in textbooks, or movies and books about it? Hell, or even with Jewish families?


What if the reports from the concentration camps were fabrications by Eisenhower and Western Allies?
And now back to our regularly-scheduled programming:

School, trips to museums, doing my own research, reading books about it. I have no idea why someone would literally make-up something as silly as the Holocaust not happening. We've all learned about it. I mean damn, go read Anne Frank's Diary, or Number The Stars. It's all there. It happened.


How do you know we aren't being lied to?
School, trips to museums, doing my own research, reading books about it. I have no idea why someone would literally make-up something as silly as the Holocaust not happening. We've all learned about it. I mean damn, go read Anne Frank's Diary, or Number The Stars. It's all there. It happened.


How do you know we aren't being lied to?
The Holocaust really did happen because, oh I dunno, a lot of Jews died?


How do you know that?
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