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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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lol who gives a shit

Most Recent Posts

In Post a random fact about yourself. → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
-I find most tragedies to be laughable.


Me too! Like the holocaust! Freakin hilarious, right gang?
In You picked the wrong house foo’! FOO’! → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
More like your dad continues filling my bottom without you most of the time

#SquirtSquadBoys
In You picked the wrong house foo’! FOO’! → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
My flavorite vegetable is cum ❤
In Post a random fact about yourself. → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I seen a turtle in the woods today. He hideth among the leaf lidder and earth n so he was a dirt turtle. A dirt turt, if u will.


My special dirt turt surprise : - )
In Post a random fact about yourself. → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I am a boy and I am a squirter
In Theme Song of Your Day Today → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Just cus I am a boy doesn't mean I can't be a squirter
In You picked the wrong house foo’! FOO’! → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Private SquirrelPussy reporting 4 duty 😍🍑🐿
In Post a random fact about yourself. → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I also would've loved living in the 80s, not as a toddler, and then stop time in the 90s, my favorite decade.


This is a pretty good opinion my homesicle.
In Give Me Your Favorite Lyric(s). → 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Aay sup mama
Show me wat it do
Gots sumthin i wanna tell you
Got a real big weener
Yall know das true
Finna put it inside you
But one sec before I do
Lemme lube ya tube
Yeah
Lemme lube ya tube
Unh
Lemme lube ya tube
Uh huh, uh huh
Lemme lube ya tube


-DJ 😺 lb.-er|Lube ya Tube ft. Yung Faggotfuck
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