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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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KalMea probably won't have any child labour laws, either. The Kallab mindset is: if you don't work, you don't eat.
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Yeah, you really can't say that the nation with child labor isn't capitalist enough.


WHAT?! That's insane! That's unprecedented! That's...that's...

Sir, I APPLAUD your business sense!
<Snipped quote by Hael>PM to Voltus is the fastest way, I think.


I'm annoying by my vary nature, so I'll probably PM it and post it here and tag him in said post
Voltus, you will NOT be given the chance to miss my CS!
@Blackmist16, we meet again...
(you were in a failed RP I GM'd, if you've forgotten )

@6slyboy6
Requesting permission to travel through time. Can I join?
Working on my sheet now. Should I PM it to @voltus_ventus, beam it directly to our Characters section, or just drop it here for approval?
@Voltus_Ventus
It's cool that I'm back, right? You don't have some secret agenda against me rejoining the RP?

Although there isn't a character sheet up yet, I expect relations with KalMea will be rather bad due to the fact that KalMea appears to be "devoted to their religion."


What I said to Cyclone earlier was mainly joking exaggeration: while KalMea is super-double-mega religious, they are rarely the sort to jump into a war or cause a war intentionally. That being said, if you strike first, they will gladly burn you at a stake in the name of Kal.

KalMea was sort of the "shady arms dealer" of the original RP. It had under-the-table deals with Willy's Elves, more open weapons sales with Cyclone's nation, and was desperately trying to secure positive, trade-friendly relations with the other nations.

Chances are that if you hate KalMea, they'll just shrug, call you a filthy heathen, and try to sell you a bomb

@Hael

The Commonwealth isn't socialist in the sense that you're thinking; it has something of a plutocratic oligarchy that hold most of the political weight in the National Party (read: Fascist Party). Any move to become blatantly socialist would both rub against this oligarchy and get you accused of being a Communist, so naturally it wouldn't fly.

They do restrict a lot of imports and have goals of economic independence, and there may be a few state-owned corporations for transportation, utilities, weapon research and production, etc. But beyond that it's all free market.

The main reason that I describe the Commonwealth as a fascist state is because it's extremely nationalist and a dictatorship. There are elections, but aside from the National Party there are just a few minor coalition parties allowed to exist. No opposing parties or candidates are allowed, and nepotism is almost a requirement to receive a high office.


*slowly puts down pitchfork and torch*
That sounds more acceptable...
My sheet will be up today or tomorrow, due to the power of Copy/Paste

<Snipped quote by Hael>Yllendthyr is pretty business-minded as sorts of a "Elvish UK".and yes, in return for supporting Yllendthyr with "fireworks" at all times we generously reward you with "modern elvish art". Oh, we're also willing to give you "hobby planes" owned by Yllendthyr nobles prior.


*rubs hands together like a comic book villian*

Indeed, old friend, indeed...
<Snipped quote by Hael>Yay, I can buy explosives from you by the ton, again.


Haha, yes. Out secret under-the-table "fireworks" trade x'D

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On a side note, minus the crazy, zealous religion, Mongol culture, and racial homogenity my new nation isn't terribly different from Tin. It's just much more modern and has a fascist dictatorship.

KalMea could be a happy neighbor again, or take on more of the role of competing explosives/tank supplier.


If they are a Fascist in the socialist sense of the word as well, then KalMea will hate them. Remember, they're super-double-mega Capitalist and will gladly set you in fire in the name of Kal, for daring to oppress the market.

Besides, religion, location and business opportunity were exactly what tied Tin and KalMea togethef: with that gone, you're just another dictatorship heathen who will be brought to flame

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...without Tin as its giant ISIS-buddy, unfortunately.


I don't need you! I can do it all by myself! You'll see, you'll all see!

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For anyone who's confused as to who the hell I am and what KalMea is: I'm from the original RP (I had to stop RPing for several months due to personal issues), and KalMea is my most glorious country that, well, honestly just functioned as a miniature demon to Cyclone's ^^

And now I'm back. Yaaayyyy.
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