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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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@Hael@Cyclone@poog the pig

So, Logos will be visiting Illy soon to more or less demand recompense for the intrusion into his domain and the theft of humans. Meimu, in particular, can balance the scales by agreeing to plant, protect, and encourage a single flower from Arcon onto Galabar; namely, a diamond flower. The flower will grow and spread on its on... and namely, it'll encourage the growth of trees made of diamond as well. In a few thousand years, there'll be an entire forest.



Logos's sort of 'Fuck you' to the Changing Planes and the Desert.


Vulamera would be okay with the Diamond Forest, but she would never be happy about the creatures who enter becoming almost mindless. That's an insult to her domain!

She would be almost violently against Logos on this, and nothing could change her opinion on it
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It really would. "It was in this time that the gods created many new races in an attempt to tip the scales."


Yep. I actually REALLY love this idea

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The fallout would make for a good return for Lifprasil to start his empire. The gods have their war, and then in the aftermath, Lifprasil 'descends' and unites humankind with his five-thousand High Lifprasilians. Provided he's not killing all his siblings.


Perfect!

@Cyclone @Dawnscroll

We're deciding your fates for you, if you hadn't noticed

(Seriously though, this would be a nice, temporary plot, if you two are willing to get it going. I would be happy to join in and escalate it)
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And so would begin Divine War One with the Allied Powers Forces of Order and Balance against the Central Powers Forces of Chaos.


Gotta admit: it'd make a GREAT backstory for the eventually medieval civilizations. It sounds like something out of a Tolkien fantasy: eons ago, when man and Insidie were young, the Gods waged war across the skies...
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Would be fun to watch, that's for sure.


Vulamera would probably get involved. Then she would attempt to drag those she considers her allies (read: Vakarlon, Lifprasil, and Kyre) into it. If they refused, however, she would be understanding of their wishes, and wage the war alone with Logos.
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Zeph is pretty protective of his desert and the surroundings. Not sure if it's been outright mentioned, but not even Hain live in those places. He keeps them out.

He'd go out of his way to remove whatever things Logos dumps down there, and depending on circumstances might be pretty pissed at what amounts to a random provocation.

But by all means feel free; just know that it will most likely escalate IC.


I really hope that happens, to be honest
*walks out of cave, covered in soda*

Bad news guys, all the soda machines blew up. Apparently an ant got into the generator and overloaded it.

*explosion is heard*

And there went what was left of the data files.


Damnit, @Kho! What have you done to our Haelauderutso lair!

You will rue this day. Rue it, I say!
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QUICKLY, TO THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE AMD OTHER CONSPIRING SODA POPS!


They'll nevah catch us alive! Nevah!

So, question: how much of a dick would Logos be if he created something similar to the concept of the Ashlungs and dropped it... roughly on the border of of the desert/changing plains.


What would they do? Enforce Order on Chaotic beings and locations?

It would be a pretty massive dick move, but he can sure as hell count on Vulamera's support. Heck, she might even imbue them with an improved intelligence, to give them an edge over enemies.

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I see that you and the wretched Mister @Lauder have conspired, and successfully managed to edit my post for no other reason than a malicious attempt at bringing my good name into disrepute. Well I do say, sir, your contumelious attempts shan't succeed. Come gather up thine excessive paraphernalia and taketh your Haelauder Libellous Productions Inc. elsewhere.


Noooo! Foiled again!



I'll be back! Back, I do say! Your reputation shall be set ablaze! Yes indeed!
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This was, if my basic counting abilities are anything to go by (and they are not), the 5000th IC post.
Congratulations. Pick a wish, any wish.


*OOC
This the 5000th OOC post, not IC, as you said.

For a second that really freaked me out and I was frightfully wandering how far behind I was
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No, the gods just need to exist and bad things happen


"In the beginning there was darkness, and the earth was without form and void.

The the Gods showed up and fucked everything up with petty bickering.

It almost makes you wish for the void to come back"
-Book of Divinus: Genesis 1:1-3
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