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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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I suppose anything is possible, but I still have a hard time picturing a drell behaving like that -- or even being capable of possessing a sense of humor in that vein. Thane Krios is just one drell, of course, but I got the impression from him that they're all melancholic and spiritual, what with the eidetic memory and intense flashbacks. Drono is just... so... human.

So the Institute has moved to Tamriel?
Drono is gonna reffer to her as the "One Coldhearted mama." And he calls Mirage "The Miracle Cripple". The other Turians will be reffered to in plural as "The Tur Crew" becouse thats the name of his favorite group of rappers. The Vorcha is "Bitey". Humans get a number designation. Tonka is Tonka, possibly "Mah Main Krogan Tonka"


You sure have an entirely new take on the drell.
And if worst comes to worst, she'll hire the whole team to go and attack the Blue Suns.


Mirage would totally be up for that. Why are the Blue Suns such popular antagonists in backstories?
3. Suicide Squad (I know it's not out yet, but it'll be my favorite when it does! lol)


This is such a weird opinion to have.

PS. is that you in your avatar?
I suppose so. Closest thing to deletion would be to scrub your account clean and then have one of us ban it. @Mahz might be able to do more.
Hazan requires turian brandy, single measure, on the rocks. It's his signature drink.

Hey, that's an idea. If you had to give your character a signature drink, what would it be?


Because of the rebreather grafted into his face, Mirage eats and drinks through a tube that leads to his stomach, like a reverse colostomy. I like to think he just directly injects alcohol into himself if he wants to be drunk.
Said post will be delivered tonight, pinky promise.
Well aware his bulky force chair would only get in the way of others, Mirage waited with boarding their rickety ship until all the others had preceded him. There were many; other turians, humans, a krogan, a quarian, a batarian -- hell, he'd even spotted a vorcha. Mirage had also seen a drell, much to his carefully contained disgust, but he supposed that couldn't be helped.

The fact that their captain was dead amused Mirage to no end, but he admired the way the crew had agreed that nobody should be elected replacement captain just yet. During the short negotiations Mirage had remained silent, hovering at the edge of the group, his face hidden in the shade of his cowl. He'd noticed the looks the others gave him, of course -- what use could a mercenary group possibly have for a cripple in a force chair? None of them had said anything out loud about it, however, which was a relief. At least they tolerated his presence so far.

Once inside the ship, Mirage had a little difficulty moving around the ship's small corridors. He often had to pause to adjust his chair in order to round particularly tight corners and getting out of people's way was easier said than done. Longing for space, he hovered his way to the bridge, where he saw two other turians -- one behind the navigation console and the other being the pilot.

"You're the navigator?" Mirage asked the turian behind the console while setting his force chair down, using mag-clamps to attach himself to the floor with a satisfying thunk. He opened one of his Omni-tools to the comms chatter flying around the system and started filtering out the useless noise, trying to pinpoint useful channels. "Name's Mirage. Nice to meet you." Mirage's voice was raspy and rough, like sandpaper, and further distorted by the rebreather grafted into his face. He sounded more like a robot from an old science-fiction film than a real person.
Mirage will head to the bridge when I get around to wrapping up my post.
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