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1 mo ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Let's just keep things rolling from here. Mistakes happen.
Mine's a scepter combined with a pistol.

Luke's is a Tomahawk combined with a bolt-action sniper.
@Sho Minazuki

Not really. Just that he couldn't keep the thing open for Jack for very long. Pulling it open from the outside and then bracing himself against the frame opposite of the oncoming door doesn't quite leave him without the ability to reasonably slip out of the way once he lets the thing go.

If Guess Who or the GMs have a different take on the matter, I'll happily edit things, but right now I can't find any foul play on my part.
Luke Schwarze--Cutting it Close

As soon as Jack had slipped through, Luke's strength had all but given out. Timing seemed to have a penchant for the dramatic with this mission. Immediately bailing out from his position against the frame, he slid between the oncoming (and much faster) door and the wall, and out into freedom.

Well, mostly. Door caught his trailing foot for a moment before he'd twisted and yanked it free, and he thought something might have felt something crack, but he'd take what he could get. Shaking off the potential injury as it began to repair itself, he got himself moving, feeling as though the threads of fate had been forcefully realigned by the powers that be, after some great error had passed. Forcing it out of his system, he nodded in agreement with Jack.

"No way they aren't waiting for us at any of the exits, you're right."

Clenching his right fist, the steely gauntlet covering it morphed (in a noticeably higher-than-normal quality animation sequence) into a drill, both a viable weapon, and more importantly, a viable tunneling option.

"Know how close we are to the outside right now?" He asked his comrade, starting forward and scanning the walls for a starting point.

Nito.
Are limericks acceptable
It's all good.
Meanwhile I'm having a hard time imagining what I'd want to do with an angry Luke
It ain't a contest
Gonna command arcane powers the likes of which these mortals could never begin to comprehend.
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