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Luke Schwarz -- Indulgence

Seemed a nice enough place.

Plopping in one of the designated waiting chairs, the silently loquacious teen watched his comrade get walked off to her seat, transformation beginning.

Best keep it a surprise.

Looking down, he scanned the contents of the coffee table laid out in front of him, giving them a casual once-over before flipping on his (phone/scroll/whatever a knowledgable narrator would say), and browsing the typical lineup.

Nothing new happening at Peak.

Typical of a martial arts place's website, I guess.

Terraria patches.

Standard enough after a big update.

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This place has really gone down the shitter. Fuck you guys.

> >128695659
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?

"Hehe."

Sliding the mobile device back into his pocket, he grabbed a random piece of mindless garbage stuffed into magazines out of one part morbid curiosity and two boredom, and perused it's contents.

That's not how the human body works...

The photoshopping here's pretty obvious.

I don't believe that for a se--

SHE WHAT?!

That couldn't be true! There's no way people would actually read something so blatantly impossible! He refused to believe anyone could read something so insultingly low-brow and sensationalist and believe it! He needed to investigate the full depth of this mockery of the rational mind!

Hook, line, sinker.

Having committed a literature enthusiast and general human being's cardinal sin, he continued to absorb the "story" in excruciating detail.

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puns

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Luke Schwarz -- Pungeoneering

The antenna briefly imitated a question mark, as if the flash of confusion on Luke's face wasn't indicative enough of where his head was at in that moment.

"Well, yeah, that's what I meant." he explained. "The only place I feel like specifically going to's the bookstore, so aside from that I'm just gonna tag along with the both of you."

He thought he'd been clear there. Were his vaunted skills as a conversationalist failing him? First Gratia and now this...

A worrying trend, but one he was now aware of. Arguably the biggest step in staying at the top of his game was accomplished: knowing where he was slacking.

Speaking of, he hadn't exactly done much wordplay recently...

Unacceptable.

"I'll be fine. It's a free day, no need to cut short the time we spend hanging out together. This'll help us grow as a team, anyway. We'll both comb with you. I promise not to curl up and dye while I wait."

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel there.

But I got my fix.

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That's not pulling guard

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<Snipped quote by Kaithas>

oh coolio :o

i might do just that

EDIT: ...how should i approach amy o-O

@NarayanK

Pull Guard.

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I get them mixed up too sometimes

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"Fuck im@s get Guts off the goddamn boat miura you hack"

--Luke, 2015

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Luke Schwarz -- Briefed

He folded his arms and nodded, affecting the air of a sage in the midst of making wise decisions. None of that really interested him except maybe the Arcade or the Book Store...

What's more important: Grabbing the official English Translation of Index's first few volumes?

Or trying to beat Time Crisis 4?

I'm already up to the Queen of the Adriatic just through using Baka-Tsuki. Does going and buying the physical media really behoove me when the internet exists?

Then again, I typically don't remember to keep reading after a week or so.

Wait! On that note, isn't a new chapter of Berserk out in a few days?!

The Ahoge dipped slightly, the only potential indicator of his internal tangent's direction, nothing else passing outside his stonily contemplative expression as he outwardly continued to weigh his options.

...No reason to get excited, though. Everyone knows they're never getting off that boat...

For a brief moment, he allowed his teeth to grit together as wishes of undoubtedly malicious intent were sent the way of the Idolm@ster games, undoubtedly captivating one Kentaro Miura instead of allowing him to work on that beloved series of his.

Opening up his expression once more, his arms unfolded and sent his hands back into his pockets.

"I might check out the bookstore, then. Otherwise, I think I'll just tag along with you guys."

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Hit up page one.

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Is he living his life incorrectly?

This is important.