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Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
ladies and gentlemen

our boy is here
<Snipped quote by Kaithas>

What? I'm not taking anger out on anyone, that's stupid. I was just being sadistic and obnoxious because it's fun every so often. I don't care that the people I'm talking to are real, because to them, I shouldn't be real. If you let yourself get hurt by the words of some random person on the Internet, then that's just sad. You're not going to cause some huge revelation and make me change my ways or whatever; all this is doing is clogging up the Int Check.

But alrighty, have fun~


look at this fag
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jonas Highwind

Location; The Highwind Family Household
Interacting With; An Alarm Clock, the Highwind Matriarch




5:30 AM.

A magical time, by any means. So much so that, once every year, it was of the utmost importance to one Son of the God of War himself. As soon as the bottom of the hour was struck, one certain, determined piece of technology went to work. Today was that all-important day where 0530 was the imperative, all-important hour, and as was it's duty, it would wake it's owner, no matter how obstinate he may be. Such was the decree of his mother, after all. She'd set this one personally.

BEEEP. BEEEP. BEEEP.

"UGGGH." came the listless, quarter-wakened groan from the large twenty-year old, who had every intention of disproving the notion that five-freakin'-thirty in the morning was an important, or even reasonable, time to wake up. Especially for someone in this stage of life! For pete's sake, he'd just hit his second decade on this earth! These were the prime moments of his life that he was made to suffer through an alarm during, here, when he could be resting peacefully!

Hands disorientedly pawing out to the nightstand, he roughly smacked the snooze button, intent on forcing the damn thing into silence for another fifteen minutes. He didn't care if today was the day he headed back to the Academy, he just wanted to sleep! Was that such an unreasonable thing to ask?

Evidently so, for the lady sitting at the kitchen counter with a mug of coffee in her hands was smirking, as the next phase of her plan to wake her son was revealed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAEEIAAAIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A veritable explosion of sound erupted forth from the Phone-sourced clock's very surprisingly bass-powerful speakers. What the hell?! That wasn't what snooze did! That wasn't what snooze did at all! Rising to a seated position, he very briefly fought off the compulsion to pose flamboyantly (of course mom would know to set it to something from fucking JoJo), and sharply yanked his phone free from the clock's dock, silencing the noise abruptly. Christ, that was unnecessary.

Despite being the son of an actual, real God, some old habits and phrases would never seem to change. checking his messages for any new notifications, he found only the token one that, well, he honestly should have expected.

Mom

The alarm work? :-)

No I dont think it was loud enough

With a surly grunt, he tossed the phone onto the pillow next to his (he always slept on one side of the be for some reason) and lied back down, eyes hidden beneath a burly forearm. Seriously, he'd wake up, all he needed was a couple minutes to boot or whatever...

Ten minutes passed.

A door opened.

A pair of slippered feet quietly crept over to the side of the bed.

A phone was placed next to his ear.

The volume was cranked up to maximum. Nothing less would suffice.

The play button was hit, and a step back was taken, as arms folded expectantly.

"hhhuh? wh--"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

A M A D O U U U


"GAH!"

This time, the six-foot-three mass of muscle leapt.

"Didn't see that one coming, huh?"

...DID SHE REALLY JUST--

The woman's smug smirk said it all.

"M O M !"
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Gonna get a post up as soon as I figure out some of the finer details
RANMA

PREPARE TO DIE

out of ten
haha never in my life tbh
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
rumble young man rumble

cool beans
yo who that be though
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Just gonna take J-dog off the character tab since all these MISUNDERSTANDINGS have put the poor boy in this weird limbo of not-exact-approval

Let me know when you've made your official decision @HushedWhispers
Expies tbh

I'm not original but i can rip somebody off with the best of them
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