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Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Man of the Rising Sun


HereComesTheSnow

Day 1, Morning


Blinds were, if utilized correctly, invaluable tools to the late riser. Allowing for protection against the early rays of morning, they could help one who had stayed up late or was simply obstinately not a morning person extend their period of slumber for a couple of hours, which, in sleep time, was almost always invaluable. By artificially maintaining the darkness of the room, they could keep the inherently wakeful light away from the lidded retinas of the occupant in question, which would in turn help them continue to sleep.

Seriously, people's eyes respond to that stuff, no matter how poorly the narration explains it. Case in point being:

One Otto Kleinsmann had evidently not been trained in proper and correct utilization of blinds. And as one might expect, a glorious golden ray of sunshine lanced through the crack offered to it in the window's defenses, casting itself upon his sleeping face with wild abandon. To his credit, his fortitude against the dawn was not one-note-- a scrunching of the face, a repositioning of the body; adequate steps to remain inertly unconscious were taken.

However, it was too still too little, and still too late. The movement had actually served to wake him up more, getting the blood moving and brain working, so to speak.

"Wuuuugggggh..." he groaned, blearily sitting upright in the comfortable little bed issued to all residents of the Tower's dormitories. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes for something resembling a full 90 seconds before checking the clock. Still blurry, and unfocused to boot.

Whatever. "Too early"'s good enough. he groused internally, hauling himself out of bed as soon as blood was flowing past his patellas. Really needed to curb that whole "sleeping on a leg" thing...

One short shower that cleared his mind and sinuses later, and he was at his sink, dutifully brushing away at his teeth before breakfast like any respectably raised young man, when the world reminded him that it wasn't done just yet. He'd set his alarm early by mistake, and had forgotten it was even on at all when woken up extra early by the sun, which resulted in--



A majestic spray of mint flavored foam splattered into the bowl of the sink, and a loudly uttered profanity followed soon after as the young man beat his alarm into submission. Today had the makings of...

"Well, something... interesting." he concluded some time later, after carefully avoiding any more surprises as he finished his morning routine. Affixing the sheathed HF-Blade upon his back via magical future technology (read: a simple leather belt), Otto stepped out of the door and into the halls, intent on locating the most crucial thing for any man in the morning:

Breakfast.
guah everything's finished-ish
Luke Schwarz -- Coordinating


Glancing up briefly from his scroll as the incoming messages returned to their brief dry spell, he scanned his surroundings with mild interest once more. Maybe he's find a familiar face in the crowd.

But as things turned out, the familiar face had found him, instead. As intimidating as ever, Gratia Mindaro was one table away from him, boring holes into the general direction of his head. This must have been what the ability Pressure felt like, despite her not being a legendary Pokemon in the slightest. Was this her semblance?

No, it was something else, or else it'd have popped up earlier this morning.

But morning didn't matter right now!

Making an executive decision when it was most needed, he raised his hand in an attempt to play it cool, punctuating the wave with a casual enough "Yo."

Someone get me out--

BZZZ!

Saved!


Making a bit of a show of checking his phone, his eyebrows genuinely rose at Cian's response, as did, for but a moment, his ahoge, standing at attention and then returned to its default position as quickly as it had displaced itself.

>No problem. Looks like we can back eachother up against that class.
>.I get the feeling I might need it...
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jonas Highwind




Location: The party, by the bar, in view of the fire
Interacting with: The motley crew assembled near our beleagured host D-Dizzy



Far from the odious, oblivious fool many unfortunately interpreted him to be, Jonas was in fact acutely aware of the happenings around the room. In fairness, this was no difficult feat-- the collective gasps and "oh"s that accompanied a demigod tantrum spiral were, of course, ubiquitous. He would have to be deaf, blind, and arguably even incapable of smelling to be caught unawares of such things. So, perhaps this paragraph was indeed a pointless space-filler, seeing as even a "jock" would catch wind of the Children of The Gods acting like middle schoolers having their first argument about ~girls~.

No matter! A new player had thrown herself into their midst, with a righteous tone and dissatisfied edge to her very state of being! Those legs combined with that open disdain for this event and Dallas's organization of it could only belong to one person! Late to the party as always...

"Ah, Elize! I was just beginning to believe you would have to IMAGINE the fire!" he called in greeting, now able to genuinely smile as his dear sister had made it eminently clear that yes, she was in full control of her temper after all. Dallas, simply put, knew exactly what he was doing and she likely did as well.

...Such a strange game the two of them played.

"...Or we all will." he added, as one of the three or four inflamed members of the fracas left in a huff, leaving the room not in ashes, as was expected.

Thusly, Dallas does not have my permission to die.

Breaking away from the strange compulsion to quote The Dark Knight Rises (fucking internet, man), he watched as the tension slowly dispersed and the party returned to some semblance of normalcy. With a shrug of his brawny shoulders, he turned back to the Huntress's daughter with a nonplussed expression.

"Guess that's not happening after all. So, uh... Hi. What brings you here?"
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Everyone's already labelled Jonas as "the jock" but it's not stopping him from being nearly on Zaheen's power level
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
advice isn't by nature unfriendly

i can't help people without telling them when and what they're screwing up

it's nothin personnel
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
maybe it shouldn't be in the profile then
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by HushedWhispers>

you don't want that


wrath of two bouncers both destroying you with wrath of two bears each

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