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30 days ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Never got beyond a concept

thanks life
Also me.
I personally identify with "Insecure Rectum Hammer".
konnichi ha
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
You always know exactly what to say
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Asinine as fuck. Thank god I took my exam before reading this, I felt a few IQ points get docked.
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
That's retarded.
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
What?

No.
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jonas Highwind




Location: In town, off-campus, dicking around.
Interacting with: Dallas Relo



"Hey, I can use this in here if I plan on buying it, right?"

Understandably, the cashier looked at the large, powerful young man as if he'd grown three heads.

...Could he? Rubbing his chin, the young man who looked to be all of three years older than the athletic and aesthetic beast he was talking to gave it a moment's thought, scowering his mind for any prior incidents.

"I... I guess so?" was the best he could come up with, which seemed to be exactly the answer Jonas was looking for.

"Fuckin' sweet." he thrust the charging cable into the cashier's hands. "Ring that bitch up for me, brah."

"Right..."

One half-jubilant, half-flummoxed exchange of money for goods later, and the giant was sitting at the wall of Best Buy, having somehow found an outlet waiting for someone to actually use it. Crazy world he lived in, that that could happen. Speaking of crazy,

Y A A A A A A A W N

--He hadn't gotten a good night's sleep for two nights in a row now. Like, technically he got about an hour last night, but he woke up at five and was wired anyway.

Thus why he was out here, off campus early in the morning.

...

Why was he out here, again?

Oooh, right, right, clothes. He should get on that.

Phone buzzing and charged enough, he idly flicked through a strange note from Dallas. "Spread this around"... huh. His sleep-deprivation-addled brain fumbling as it tried to properly compile the information, he eventually decided to go with the most elegant solution left to him. Stepping through the automatic doors of the next shop over (or at least that's where he thought he was), his thumb danced over the screen with impeccable accuracy, a testament to the fact that he was indeed still lucid.

>Contacts --> Brolaire Relo --> Call

...

"Hello?"

"Hey, whassup?"
i'm not saying he does but i'm not saying he doesn't you feel me

he and fire have had a bad relationship over his first week of Beacon-ing
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