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In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay









Featuring: Batman, Catwoman, and the Dynamic Cupcake Duo of Sprinkles & Frosting
Location: The Power’s Residence

(@lovely complex @Universorum)



Davy, his hand still full with the cheesecake and the silverware, led Ely through the halls of his house, and eventually he paused in front of the wall, before looking over at her, then back at the wall, then back at Ely, then at the wall again. Finally, he sighed. ”Don’t laugh.” He said firmly before he looked back at the wall and cleared his throat. ”Yippie ki yay, motherfucker.” As if on cue, the wall slid about a half an inch down before it sank into the ground, revealing a staircase that led down to a cement tunnel.

”Come on, Catwoman, let’s go to the batcave…” Davy sighed before he started to walk down the staircase, bumping a switch with his shoulder and kicking on fluorescent lights that showed the tunnel seeming to stretch almost one hundred feet before there was a wooden door, painted black.

Of course, Ely wanted to laugh but she hated her laugh. It worked in both of their favors that she would not laugh as he voice activated the wall to slide open (making a movie reference if she wasn’t mistaken). Fancy. A grin was plastered on her face when he called her Catwoman and she couldn’t help but give him a seductive purrrrrrrr now that his parents weren’t around, “Meow.” Yeah. Tonight was going to be fun. Her attention was drawn to her surroundings. Pushing all jokes aside, she commented, “This is pretty neat.

Davy froze as she purred at him, looking back at her with a crazy look in his eye as the door slid up behind them, closing them off in their own secret world. ”W-what? Don’t p-purr at me! You’re in my secret spot, at least be kind of respectful… and don’t go telling nobody about what you see down here! It’s all I got…” He muttered, shaking himself before leading her to the door at the end of the hall and opening it. Once inside his own room, he tossed the cheesecake onto the desk and scooped Sprinkles up, setting the quacking duck inside his home and onto the back of their mutual friend: Frosting the turtle. ”Welcome to the Batcave. Bathroom is behind that door, the minifridge has snacks and Caprisuns in it. I only watch animated movies to go to sleep,” Davy said simply before flopping down on one of the beanbags. ”There’s pretty fluffy towels in the bathroom so yeah.”

Don’t be rude, Davy. You haven’t introduced me to your other pet.” Ely crossed her arms like a stern mother would, waiting for him to get his ass back up and show her his turtle. “I ain’t showering until you do so, also don’t act like you didn’t like it.” She paused and locked her green eyes with his stare, “You didn’t have to call me Catwoman.” If Ely said she wasn’t enjoying herself, she would be lying. This was fucking great.

Davy stared at her dumbly from the beanbag with a half open mouth. ”What? But you smell like drunken hobos. And my room is clean.” Davy sighed and stood up to his feet, brushing himself off and walking over to the cage as he reached down and gently nudged the duck to get off of the turtle’s back before he grabbed either side of Frosting’s shell and lifted him up, holding him out at Ely. ”This is Frosting. He’s a tortoise.” Frosting the turtle moved his tiny limbs in a gesture so slow it could almost be called a wave.

Like she had did earlier with Sprinkles, Ely gently touched the shell of Frosting. She’s never had a pet before so this was all new for her. There was apparent caution in her movement, which reflected her skill in handling animals: zero. Curious, the petite blonde, her gaze lingering on the turtle’s expression, asked the boy, “Why’d you name them that? Frosting and Sprinkles, I mean. It’s really cute, I’m just not use to a guy…” She cut her words short, not wanting to offend him because she thought the names were something a girl would give.

David stared at her as she asked about the names, wondering how best to explain this. Per his lack of experience in the department of interacting with women, he chose the ‘blunt’ route: ”Sprinkles I picked because I was high and I really liked Sprinkles and he kind of reminded me how happy Sprinkles makes me feel and Frosting because at a later date I was equally or more high and thought it’d be amazing if he had a sidekick named Frosting, cuz like… sprinkles… needs… frosting? I don’t know, Ely, I was high when I thought of this.”

Nodding and loving his honesty, Ely brought her hand to her side and chuckled, “Seems legit.” Like Jar had said earlier, Elysia Fable was not like most girls. Part of the reason for that was due to the fact that girls were stressful as fuck. She didn’t want to be categorized with the lot. They’re far more complicated, herself included. Hell, Jade was enough woman for Ely to deal with...almost everyday. She let silence fill his domain as she unintentionally (or was it intentional?) gave him an enticing stare, even biting her lip, before she brought her hands to her shirt and pulled it off, along with her jacket, “I guess it’s shower time for me, huh? Your mom said I can borrow your top, Batman.

Davy stared at her stupidly as she took her shirt off, slowly holding Frosting in front of his face so that he didn’t get an eyeful of something he didn’t need to be seeing. ”Just, uh, g-grab one out of my d-dressed, I mean dr-dresser, then. Second drawer on the right. And put some clothes on! Don’t you have a sense of, uh, decency!?” Davy groaned from behind the turtle, holding it in front of his eyes.

Absolutely not. I’ve streaked before, AND I take pride in my bony ass body.” Leaving her shirt and jacket on the floor, her bra made of black lace, she casually sauntered to his dresser, pulled a drawer open and grabbed a random shirt. “Alright, I’ll see you in a bit, lover boy.” Taking her back pack with her, his mother’s shorts, and his shirt, she strolled into the bathroom.

This girl was gonna be the death of him. First she followed him home, then she got his mom and dad making fun of him, then she showered in his bathroom, then she took her top off, who knows what she would do next? Davy had to remember to text Jar and thoroughly complain about this issue. This sucked. He sat Frosting back down into his home and flopped onto the beanbag. ”I kinda want her to go. ...but I kinda want her to stay. This must be the sucky part of life…”


Man, his shirt was huge on her. Staring in the mirror, having finished drying her hair (sorta) with a towel, Ely held the ends of his shirt (you couldn’t even see his mother’s shorts), “You’re so goddamn short, Ely.” she quietly growled to herself. Leaning in closer, she looked at her bloodshot eyes, dark circles, and half of her face bruised, “One day, you’re gonna get yourself killed.” Davy’s mother was kind to tell her to be careful but Ely believed she was a hazardous existence - being careful was not an option. There wasn’t much hope for her getting passed the age of 25. Hell, she’d be lucky if she made it to college. Perhaps this was the lack of sleep or she truly did believe her life was meaningless, but this was neither the time or place to enter the darkness of her mind. Opening the pouch of her bag, she took her prescription sleeping pills out and swallowed a couple. The only reason why she sees her therapist once in a blue moon is to get her drugs. These weren’t even the only kind of meds he’s put her on. Blah, blah, blah you’re depressed and taking it out on the world. She felt safe enough in this house to pass the fuck out within the next hour. Normally, she would put her pills back in her bag, but the sleep deprived blonde simply placed it by the faucet and left the bathroom. Silently exiting, she placed her bag down somewhere and took out her camera. Making sure he wasn’t looking, she turned it on and prepared to take a picture of him, “Heyyyyy Airhead.” she called out to him, waiting to snap the photo.

Davy rolled around on the bag to face Ely, frowning suddenly when he saw the camera. ”Didn’t you see the invisible signs? No flash photography!” He huffed, but ultimately allowed his picture to be taken before he rolled back over, this time staring at the ceiling. ”Why’d you follow me? Seriously, why. I’m not that interesting, and there was like a whole party filled with interesting people. Loud people. Rhett. Rhett’s loud.” Davy asked, adding his explained reasoning on to the end. He continued to stare up at the plain white ceiling without looking at her, folding his hands together on his chest. ”...just, why?”

Staring at the photo of him, with a soft tenderness in her eyes, since photography was her passion after all, Ely shrugged, “It’s not interesting if you’re use to it, And I don’t know.” Her words were honest and straight to the point, “I don’t really think about my actions, I kinda just do. Your friends with my friends, yet we haven’t hanged yet. Plus.” She paused and took an instant to take a picture of herself making a fish face in his batcave, her eyes wide open (absolutely ‘stunning’). Bringing her camera down, she turned to him, her blonde hair in a ponytail, strands falling out gently against her face, and his shirt hella' huge on her, “You may not think you’re interesting, but I do.” Yawning widely, she put her camera away before dropping to the floor on her knees. Slowly, very slowly, Elysia crawled to him like a prowling tigress, “So what we gonna do?

Davy had to blink once, no twice as he stared at Ely as she… crawled toward him, staring at her with his mouth hanging slightly open. This wasn’t fair. Why was she wearing his favorite shirt? And… why wasn’t she… wearing a bra? Davy rolled over and buried his face into the beanbag before he spoke, “Ely, why aren’t you wearing undergarments!? I-I ca-can see yo-your, uh, uhm, uh, stuff,” David finally stuttered out, his voice slightly muffled by the beanbag. Jesus christ, this girl was doing unholy things to his mind and his body, which was now uncomfortably warm, and his mind was straying. “Well, I was going to play video games…”

Man, Davy.” Ely was now by his side, resting on her knees as she stared down at him like the wolf she was. “We seriously need to get you laid.” She didn’t necessarily mean by her, but if he wanted to she wouldn’t mind teaching him a thing or two. No strings attached. That being said, she wasn’t going to force the poor thing to have sex with her, nor did she care for sex that much. Eh, she probably wasn’t his type anyways - y'know, the crazy type. “Also.” She dragged her body closer to him, letting her thin fingers walk on his back, “Girls wearing wired bras to sleep is never a good idea.” Not giving him time to react she pushed herself off the ground and jumped on his body, sprawling herself on top of him - yeah, Ely was a child. She was extremely light and could easily be pushed off if that’s what he wanted. “Ohhh! What game? I bet I can kick your ass at it.

As she slid closer to him and spoke, Davy could only consciously note two things: one, her fingers tracing up his back, and two (possibly more important), a sudden fire rising to his cheeks. “I do not need to, get, uh- laid. And I’m not a horse, Ely!” He whined, but when she said she could kick his ass at video games, Davy was suddenly more offended than charged by unknown sexual feelings, and he spun around very suddenly, staring up at her. “Oh, bullshittt. All I do is play video games! You ain’t beating me.” Davy squinted up at her, though rather it was serious or for dramatic effect was up in the air.

“You’re poking a sleepin’ lion, girl.”

Bringing her face lower, her lips inches away from his, Ely whispered, “Is that a challenge?” Of course, she was hella' tired, so she may have to save this battle for tomorrow, which would involve in a wager, most definitely. Ely wasn’t someone who played something without the stakes being raised. There was silence between the two as her captivating green orbs captured his in a bewitching hold. Smiling, she brushed her nose against his, “We’ll play tomorrow, kid. I’m beat.” Rather than pull away from him, she simply put her body in a position where she rested in his arms (yes, manhandling him) and her leg wrapped around his, “I want to get to you know anyways.” She snuggled closer to Davy before asking, “Your dad said you could ride anything with wheels. Is there a reason why you like those things? Like the thrill?

What. Was. This. Girl? Davy didn’t understand anything she did, from challenging him, to declining the challenge, to the way she forced herself all snuggly into his arms. When he felt Ely’s nose brush against his, in a tantalizing nuzzle, Davy almost died--at the very least, he knew his cheeks flared right the fuck back to bright ass tomato red. Hearing her question, Davy considered his options: ignore it, lie, or answer truthfully. He reached to the ground, grabbing a discarded blanket and pulling it over them as he made his decision. She was drunk, right? She’d never remember. “I like to go fast like that because it makes me feel, uhm… safer, is the right word, I guess. People can’t catch me when I go that fast, or that hard, because they just… can’t keep up. I’m untouchable. It feels good, right. I went skydiving once and I’d die to do it again, or wingsuit flying. Either or. From up there, everyone looks like ants and they aren’t quite as scary.”

Mm. To be untouchable?” She closed her eyes as she felt a warm blanket be pulled on them, “My method would be to disappear altogether.” The petite blonde wasn’t registering her words at this point in time so her honesty had no filter. “Do you ever wish you could like… not exist?” Her tone was still the same, with no feelings behind it, while she entered a place in her mind she didn’t venture into often.

“No, go to sleep.”

No!” Ely growled. If she goes to sleep, she’ll go to sleep on her own terms.

“Calm down turbo.” Davy said, staring up at the ceiling as he thought about her question for a moment before he shook his head. “Nobody really wants to just disappear. That’d suck. I hate my life, but I keep doin’ it. You just have to stick with the things that make you happy. Like Sprinkles, ain’t that right little dude?” A quack sounded off from the cage as Davy clapped his hands together, turning the lights off in the room as he yawned widely. “You can stay up all you want. I’m going to sleep.”

By the time he had finished his response, Ely had already fallen asleep. Her breathing was light, her expression was peaceful, and her hold on him was like an anaconda. There was no escape. There was no response from the blonde, which could be interpreted that she was ignoring him but... if he listened carefully, he would be able to hear her faint snores.

Oh. Uhm, that was unexpected. Davy frowned into the darkness of the room and wondered what the right thing to do when a girl was asleep, in your arms, half drunk, and probably on some kind of drug was. Admittedly, he didn’t have much of an idea, so he did the only thing that came to mind and felt right in the moment. David slid his arms around Elysia, being careful not to place his hands too low, and pulled her close and tight to him before he leaned his head slightly forward, searching in the dark for the top of Ely’s head, which he eventually found nestled into the crook of his chest. He placed a gentle kiss on her head, spent half a moment wondering how he’d gotten to this point in his life, and then he closed his eyes and welcomed sleep.
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@HushedWhispersWell, that blows.
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@HushedWhispersCool, too long of a skip would seriously blow. There's way too much going on right now to not take it day by day if you ask me
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In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay





LOCATION — Parking Lot, Alyssa's Mercedes Benz

INTERACTIONS — Each other
(@lovely complex, @Universorum)

TIME — Explain yourself.



The rest of the walk in the woods consisted of Evelyn laughing to herself about what had transpired moments ago and her thinking of ways to calm Alyssa down for not arriving on time. She wasn’t too worried but she knew her darling childhood friend would not be pleased. Actually, the true sovereign of Beverly Hills High would be infuriated since she hated waiting. Those who knew Eve, knew that she was never late. Today being a rare exception. In Alyssa’s case, it didn’t matter if you had a perfect record, late was late. She didn’t tolerate tardiness.

Kind of hot, don’t you think?

Approaching the black Mercedes Benz, Butler was already waiting for Eve with the back door open so that she could join her blonde and explain herself. Scooting in and hearing the door close behind her, a stoic expression on, the songstress let her hazel orbs meet with the strong, green gaze of her friend’s. Before either of them said a word, Eve leaned over and pulled a strawberry out of the tray and brought it to the Matriarch's lips. Her stare never turned away from one of the few people that slithered their way into her cold heart. Alyssa had her undivided attention.

At least Eve was trying to diminish Alyssa’s annoyance. It wasn’t working. But, she was trying. Alyssa couldn’t fault her for that, and she reluctantly accepted the succulent fruit held up to her lips. The peace was short lived though, as Alyssa’s green eyes hardened and took a certain icy look to them. In the front seat, Butler turned to look at his charge and Alyssa’s lady friend. ”Miss Green, are you ready to leave?” In response, Alyssa raised her hand, holding up one finger, as she turned her attention back to Evelyn Harding.

”What took you so long? If your answer is anything less than you ran into the Pope, the President, or the Dalai Lama… it is not good enough. I will not tolerate lateness, especially from someone I’ve come to expect so much from. You’ve disappointed me, Ms. Harding. Alyssa’s voice was sharp, and every word dripped with acid. She was pissed.

Yeah, it was kind of hot.

A smirk fell on Evelyn’s pale face as Alyssa fumed with impatience and anger. Oh, disappointed? How horrid. She’d be forgiven. She knew she would. Plus, the raven would be lying if she didn’t like this side of her queen. After Alyssa finished the juicy fruit, Eve licked the lingering flavor off her fingers before responding, “Just protecting our honor, my sweets.” Not saying anything more, her hazel orbs silently examined the blonde’s expression, waiting for her to inquire further - or not. Alyssa could kick her out the car if she wanted, Eve wouldn’t fight back nor did she care. Deep down, she knew that even if Ms. Green was not happy, she still had her way. Eve was here. That’s what she wanted, right? In the end, she still got what she wanted.

Alyssa scoffed. Protecting their honor? What did that even mean? ”And how, pray tell… were you doing that?” Alyssa sipped at the amber liquid in her glass, swishing the alcohol around in her mouth before she swallowed it. ”The bloody Elite are back, those filthy scumbags. They took Rhett from me, no doubt, to poison him with their ideals. Won’t be very hard, either, they’re kind of what every little boy wants to be when they grow up. But that isn’t the worst part of it. Fucking Bartimaeus is back, which means he’s going to be at the castle. And you weren’t here to support me, god knows where Audrey slipped off to--she’s been weird lately.” Alyssa huffed, making a face.

”I am frustrated.”

I can tell.” Eve made herself a glass of whiskey, before leaning comfortably back and crossing her legs, “Won’t be hard because he lost his best friend.” She took a brief moment to drink her addiction, her world having been numbed a long time ago, before adding, “We’ve only known Rhett for… a week, right?” The raven didn’t expect Alyssa to answer. Silence was okay in her book.

Resting her glass on her leg, she softly chuckled, “Looks like we’re to blame for Jackson Drake’s loss. Not the fact that he kissed little, Summer Aspen, not because Rhett is simply better than him. No. It’s because of us, that he no longer has a friend.

Turning her head toward Alyssa, Eve let her other hand rest on the rim of her glass, as she commented, “Look who’s missed me. I’ve missed you too.” she stuck her tongue out at her friend, choosing to not bring up Audrey’s ‘weirdness’, but to tease instead.

”Jackson Drake is the reason for your lateness, huh? I’ll have him drawn and bloody quartered. No one denies me my pet.” Alyssa hissed bitterly, staring down into her glass for a few seconds before she snapped her fingers. The car shifted into gear, and they started along their journey back to the Queen’s castle, as Alyssa looked at Eve’s stuck out tongue, licking her lips slowly. ”You missed me, huh? ....Prove it, Evelyn.”








LOCATION — The Party → The Open Road

INTERACTIONS — Rhett, Ender, Julie, Ty, & Wolfe

Time — You two make me sick



”Ty you fucking retard, stop sucking her face off, we got business to attend to!”

Wolfe’s bark got Ty to--reluctantly--pull away from Julia, turning around to look at his friends with an incredulous look on his face. ”Yo, are you serious? B and I haven’t talked in like a week because we were on a break, I finally get my hands on her butt--” for emphasis, Ty took a moment to squeeze Julia’s rear in his hands, ”--and ya’all gonna come here and ruin my shit like that? What kinda friends are ya’all!? The shit kind that’s what kind. Hold on, baby, daddy’s gotta go to work.” Ty kiss Julia again quickly and shook his head as he stomped across the beach toward Wolfe, Rhett and Ender. ”The fuck you guys want!?”

Wolfe made a face, then looked over at Rhett. ”Hey, Rhett. You ever driven a two point five million dollar car?”

A lot of things happened tonight and during the time they were searching and making their way to Ty and his girl. Rhett was going to help Isabel up when she fell but… she looked like she didn’t want to be touched. He wasn’t gonna lie, what she said to Wolfe was pretty hilarious. That being said, her being incredibly short where tall men can’t see her was not, so laughing didn’t seem like the right thing to do. But Wolfe didn’t care. As soon as they came, his sister took her leave with Dominique and Isabel (okay, bye then…), and Ty took hold of Juliana and made out with her like it was nobody’s business. Bringing his attention to Sentinel, Rhett brushed the sand off his fitted cap before answering, “You’re funny, man. I’d be lucky to even touch a car like that.

”Do you want to?”

”He ain’t drivin’ my car.”

”Yes he is.”

”...okay, fine.”

Scurrying to her tiger, Juliana gestured for Ty to bring his ear close to her so she could whisper something to him. He slowly leaned in (since he was 6’4 ½ and Julie was 4’11). When his ear reached her lips, she teasingly bit it and giggled, “When’s daddy gonna’ spank me.

”Aight, let’s get the fuck up outta here this party blows anyway.” Ty said almost immediately once Julia’s words had seeped into his ears. Reaching into his pocket, he with drew the keys to his car (a 2017 Bugatti Chiron) and tossed them to Rhett. ”Hope you can drive a manual. Not a stick though, it’s got paddle shifters. And don’t get my steering wheel greasy.”

”..what’d she say?” Wolfe asked cautiously, suspiciously eyeing Ty, as Ender placed a hand on his brother-in-arms’s shoulder.

”Let sleeping dogs lie. We don’t really want to know.”

”...you’re right.”

”Usually am.”

With the keys in his right hand, Rhett stared down at them and then up at Ty. Were they really allowing him to drive a fancy-you-better-not-crash-it sports car? His blue gaze did express a slight bewilderment, but he brushed it off and accepted their kindness, “Yeah, cool. I’ve driven a pickup before, if that counts.

Glancing over at the only female in a pack of wolves, Rhett watched as Juliana possessively grabbed onto her boyfriend’s arm and pulled him toward the woods (which would lead to his car), “So much precious time being wasted, Tiger.

I guess that’s our cue to leave.” Rex chuckled to himself and trailed behind the lovebirds, walking beside Sentinel and Ender.






Acceleration. Eyes focused on the long, narrowed road ahead of him, with curves, swift turns, and the moonlight as their main guide. Rhett had never felt this… free in his entire life. Waiting in the back of his mind were thoughts like the loss of a best friend, someone he thought he would have in his life forever, the disgust he felt that his other best friend made out with a coward, she deserved better, and the constant worry that he will fail his father and not be the man his mom and sisters need. He didn’t want to think about any of that. Not about Jackson. Sierra. Summer. Miley. Mom…. dad.

The song that was blaring was Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz.

I wish that I could fly
into the sky


Leaning over the center console, Wolfe looked at the speedometer, tapping it with his finger. ”It goes faster. The road is wide open. Nobody but us. See what it can do.” He suggested, shifting slightly in his seat as he reached out to the volume control, turning it up the last two ticks. Noting a sudden amount of steam fogging up the windows (Julia’s fault, no doubt), Wolfe took it upon himself to roll down the two windows to let the cool summer breeze flow into the car, before leaning back in his seat and closing his eyes, hands folded over his chest. ”It’s Ty’s car, so who cares if we get in trouble? Alyssa’s parents will cover it.”

Meanwhile, in the backseat, Ender wanted to die. Now, while Ender usually wanted to die, this time the emotion was in particular force. Why? Because right next to him, in a car that was rapidly getting close to cresting 100 mp/h, Juliana Espinoza and Bartimaeus Locke were doing what they did best: ruining his life. Yes, even in a moving car, Ty couldn’t keep his hands off of Julia, and the tiny girl was straddling his lap, already, as they sucked face like fucking newlyweds. Slowly, Ender leaned up to Rhett’s chair, tapping their new friend on the shoulder.

”Crash the car.”

After Wolfe had suggested to pick up the speed, which Rhett did so, because why not? Rex quickly glanced up at the rearview mirror to make sure no one was indeed on the road. His vision did catch sight of… the lovebirds too, doing what horny teens did best.

The PDA was real.

Bringing his attention back to the road, he tapped his right pointer finger on the steering wheel, mentally feeling bad for the lone wolf in the back… stuck sitting next to a borderline sex scene. “I want to live to talk about this experience, maybe, uh… tell them to stop?” Jeez, he didn’t know how to deal with this. If this was a room, he’d just up and leave, but no, this was a car and he was responsible for all their lives, even the ones making things uncomfortable. This did get him thinking about his love life, though. The last time he kissed a girl was with… man, that was awhile. Rhett, you need to get laid.

”Don’t be jealous, yo.” Ty said, briefly pushing the ever eager girlfriend of his away. ”Just cuz none of you can hold a girlfriend…” He shook his head in distaste and Wolfe cracked open an eye, looking over at Rhett.

”Keep going straight for about 40 more miles, then you’re gonna take a right. The road up to the castle is curvy as shit, but this thing handles alright. So drop it down to about 110, 90 if you’re not brave or confident. Own the road, it’s gonna be open. Weave in and out of the double yellow line. Remember, you own the universe right now, and nobody gonna tell you differently.”

Let’s go and see the stars
the milky way
or even mars


”Trust me. Plus, if you crash, we’re going too fast to feel anything. Fuck it, bro. Only way to live after a night like this one.” WIth that, Wolfe shut his eyes again.

Leaning forward, between the driver and passenger seat, her divine bottom being displayed for both Ty and Ender, Juliana happily encouraged the party’s host, “You’re doing awesome, Rhett! Go vroooooom, vrooooooooooooom. I like going fast!

Thanks, Juliana--

Call me Julie! Or Jules… or Juju… or whatever. Juliana is too formal.” Her stormy orbs glanced over at the man with his eyes closed, “Y’know, Wolfy, my sissy gonna’ be massively butthurt everytime she sees you.” While the gorgeous blonde made her twin a topic of discussion, Rhett followed Wolfe’s instruction and gingerly dropped the speed to 110. If there was one thing Rhett wasn’t, it was being a coward like fucking-coffee-guy. How many opportunities (and/or chances) does a guy like him, an average joe punk boy, have to ride a sports car and go as fast as he can? Not often. You best believe he will live for the night. He hasn’t felt this good in a long while. Nothing dragging him down, just a need for speed.

COLLAB COMING SOON: "Hi I'm Ty, welcome to Jackass!"
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@HushedWhispersHow far are you planning to skip, anyway?
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@HushedWhispers

There's still a few posts coming from me.
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Everyone give it up for the official King Bee of BHHS, Connor!!! Congratulations!! :D

I would like to thank @Dirty Pretty Lies, @lovely complex and @Universorum for their awesome feedback on the matter. :) Thanks, you guys rock!


tfw i rock

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Umm, what happened to Rhett? .-.


Connor's big dick happened

@Altered Tundra oh the rags to riches is still happening. This will turn into a big game.

Queens wanting recruits.

The Elite being bros with Rhett.

All fun and games.


the elite are gonna burn this place to the ground.
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