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Current "When you have an unfair system the only thing you have to do in order for that system to be used against you, is to wait."
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Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All of that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
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Oh sorry. I read the question wrong. 1's actually my social security number.
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The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
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I have 3 mottos here in life, really.




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Uchiha Kaido


Once his team had listened to his speech and his orders, they had all disappeared to prepare, as did he. He would be standing outside the city gates some 20 minutes later with supplies. His folded fuma shuriken hung from his hip neatly, he had exchanged his normal black cloth gloves for metal plated onces, as well as now wearing his reinforced ninja vest, the hardened leather at his shoulders protecting him from weaponry. He arrived on top of the gate, in time to see two of his three students already present. He grabbed his mission backpack, which included first aid equipment, spare weapons, rations and the like, before he set off to meet his team at the gate. To his surprise, all three students were already there, as he arrived two minutes before the assigned time.

"I see you all managed the time poorly. Being too early's not much better than being late." He criticized the three of them, walking past them, his hands resting on the straps of his backpack. "We will move in single line convoy to the outskirts of the land of Waves, to a little place called Wild Pond Village, a fishing town outside of borders of the Hidden village. We will make contact with a spy from the Leaf, an old friend of mine, who should know about any deals regarding the scrolls. Remember to stay sharp, especially once we get into enemy territory, it will get serious very quickly, and I will not babysit you."

"Move out." He signaled, body flickering onto the treeline they would use to travel covertly, making sure to move at a speed his underlings would be able to follow, they would arrive at the Wild Pond in an hour if they all kept up with Kaido's pace, giving them all enough time to converse and stop for a quick refresher before they passed the borders.


Eiichiro Kishimoto


Kishimoto smiled softly as they all finished their brief presentations, he dug into his rucksack and got out his wooden pipe he lit up as the students talked, igniting the tobacco inside, using his teeth to old the pipe in place while he used his hand to maneuver the lighter. "You're quite a bunch of characters. Full of talent and life. It will be very interesting to see you grow, and I look forward to going on many missions with you three. Speaking of missions, ours today is about to begin." He said, with a smile. "We are performing a A-rank mission, a little unusual for a team of our caliber. But it's actually really a duty specified for me, due to my previous position as Hokage, we are to depart to the Land of Storm, and meet up with the highly covert and newly former ninja village there - the Village hidden in rain - Amegakure. You will be my envoy, bodyguards, really." He began explaining. "We'll mostly face bandits, and we'll have backup from a chunnin-squad from Amegakure, so we should be fine without facing any real danger." He explained.

"However, a new ninja village comes with a conflict for all ninja villages, as it can mess with the rather delicate balance we have cultivated since the Winter, which is why it's so important that we go there first, to make new allies and to inform them we will lend them our aid with anything they need, in a hope to scare off Kumogakure and Sunagakure from pursuing military action against the small village. Do you understand?" He asked.

"In other words, we are a diplomatic envoy, except we're not escorting a nobleman, only an old man." Kishimoto joked, with a scoff, trying to take the rather serious situation lightly, to instill some kind of confidence in the genin. "The Rain shinobi are expecting us to arrive at their borders by nightfall, so we had best get a move on, I'm not quite as fast as I once was. You should go home and gather supplies worthy of a couple of days of travel, we have no intel about the exact location of the Hidden Village." He said, sitting down calmly, puffing his pipe.



@Hillan Which was my issue. Making him a jack of all trades, while I see the point you're making, also makes certain people obsolete. So, the only thing to do is establish that, while he is a medical nin, he's far inferior to an actual medical nin that like.. trains all day to do medical type shit. He just knows mystical palm, but probably had to train other shit too, and therefore his knowledge on it is.. well, less good than it could be?


He is not a Medical expert, no. Nor is he a Ninjutsu or Taijutsu specialist, despite using primarily ninjutsu, and can punch people in the face pretty hard thanks to CES. Jack of all trades, master of none, that whole bit.

@Hillan Which would also make medical nin characters obsolete, don't you think? We do have a medic. He's even in your team.

Also, you are the one that said not to compare characters to canon I'd also argue that just knowing mystical palm doesn't make you a medical nin whatsoever. There are a lot of medical jutsu, so calling him a medical nin is quite stupid imho.


O shit. we do have one. Lel.

Knowing the mystic palm and CES, makes you a medical nin, else you wouldn't have the apptitude for either of those. I did forgo some of the more basic / less iconic medical shit, in favor of ice techs to give Reisai more of his jack-of-all trades.

@Hillan The point is that he's basically a medical nin that can function as a combat nin. That doesn't seem strange to you, that you can fill two roles perfectly at once?

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You are completely out matched in the sense that we are fighting 9 vs. 4. Let's just say that the hokage wouldn't be bothered by this number, but the 3 of you students probably will feel bothered by this number.

Also, they are stronger than you. They're a mixture of jonin and chunin.


Sakura, Hashirama and Tsunade were all S-rank shinobi, while medics. Shizune was an A-rank, perfectly capable of fighting, so was Kabuto.

Naruto isn't an MMO. Healer does not exclude you from DPSing. Reisai's a supportive fighter, though, as his techs and style of using them lends itself it help his team as opposed to go all solo. Mystic palm is his only A-rank, there was a reason I didn't give him some gigantic avalanche jutsu. Also, we don't have a medic yet.

So, for fitting two roles perfectly at once - there's just one role, and that's that of the medical shinobi, whom are, for all accounts within canon, still capable fighters. They would have to be.

@Hillan Preferably you remove mystical healing palm, lol, considering it's a technique that is supposedly really hard to learn for any random ass ninja that doesn't have superb chakra control. If anyone can learn it that kinda removes the need for 'real' medical nin, innit?


I mean, he is a real medical ninja, wat. He's got CES. Chakra control's on deck, homie.

Bro, like I said— its slang (really contemporary and popular slang, at that). I don’t know how you deduced that there is a user called “shade” or anything.


Neither do I, but it is probably the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Thanks.

@Masaki HarunaPart of me doesn't want to make a second character, cause I don't want to forget about my other. Tenshi was fun to make, and has so much room to grow, don't want to forget about him.


If you feel like making a second character would make you forget about the first - don't make a second's my advice.

We'd rather you write one character well than two mediocre ones.

@Angel Eyes I like her. Wanna bond with the Uchiha Princess?

@BladeSS4 I also feel like making another character. I am gonna go with a true samurai theme this time.


Pretty sure Konoha's all filled up on Sketchy people from the unfriendly land of iron as of right now.


Sarutobi Ira


How the Hokage had shut him, and the rest of his team down no longer mattered. Nor did how both of his teammates had pissed him off before they had even left the village. It didn't matter that none of them had heeded his suggestion regarding the travel arrangement. It had not mattered how they got to the lake, or the orders the Third had given once they got there. Not even the nick on his throat from Dio's kunai mattered to him. All Ira could hear was the ringing in his ear, how a shiver ran up his spine and he got goosebumps all over his skin. His naturally pale skin got even paler as he felt the shock waves from the water beginning to rise under the ledge where the four of them stood. Then, there right before him, the eight tailed beast - The Octopus Bull stood before of them, and even the Hokage seemed to have given up immediately.

The chakra coming from this being was unlike anything he had ever felt before. He had been excited when he had seen his father gone all out, felt intrigued while seeing great warriors go toe to toe with one another. He had felt his heart rise and his mind clear when he fought shinobi from other nations a couple of months ago during a mission, where there was certain risk he wouldn't make it out.

Yet, this Pressence in front of him made him weak in the knees, his hands shook, his breath got heavy and he felt as if he had an iron ball in his stomach. He wanted to cry. He thought about running away, he could body flicker out of there, leaving all of this behind him, forgetting this entire mission had ever happened and continue with his life.

No. He would never become strong if he did that. Instead, he swallowed the terror he felt gnawing in his throat, clutched his fist that was now coated with the black metal made out of his chakra, and took a step forward, widening his posture as much as he could to put himself between his teammates and the Eight Tails. With a blank look on his face - completely void of emotion, he looked at the eight tails.

It wasn't how he ever imagined he'd die, and if he was gonna die in battle, he would've rather done it with people he actually liked. Not with the idiot heir and the slave Hyuuga. But at least for once, he wasn't all talk.

That was, till the Hokage told them to step back, and he quietly took a step back, moving as slowly as he could. Still keeping his fist covered in the black metal, in a desperate, yet if it came to it futile effort to counter an attack from the eight tails. Instead, he'd entrust his life in the hands of the woman who brought them here.
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