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Well, I am neither a mind reader or an expert on this matter, but I feel it safe to assume that losing a potential neighbour to the land of ghosts and goblins isn't a promising sign XD

So, Captain Crunch and Vertighost, how do you feel about an extremely small group of three? I mean, at least until other interested peeps come along.
@vertigh0st Thanks for the Thank to let me know you're still in. Feel free to ask any questions you might have as well.

Still waiting on @AyElEmAy for confirmation they are still in as well. If they're still in then it looks like we have, at least for now, a four person party.

tbh small groups aren't a bad thing. Good, actually, but maybe some more players will join soon enough as well.

@MissCapnCrunch You're welcome lol

I am very curious to what everyone has in mind, too. But I also like surprises. I'm glad you are hyped for this! Looking forward to seeing what is knocking around in that head of yours. Looking forward to seeing what everyone has in mind, actually.

To answer your question: I think a mix would be great. Assuming that all our characters come from the same neighbourhood, doesn't necessarily mean they know each other beforehand, so I'd like to leave that aspect up to each player do decide. If you want your character to meet other charters in the IC, that's cool. If you would like to poke and prod for information about another players character to know them before the story starts, that is also cool by me. Personally, I'm preferring to jump into this blind and let things flourish from there.




Also, peeps! At this point I would like to point out that you are not limited to one main character. A few is okay, and of course, since this is a suburb in a city, various NPC's are welcome too.

Also like to mention post size and speed. I don't go much on free-style size. But you don't have to write a novel each time either. a few paragraphs on average is all good. long as we know what's going on and it's legible, what else is there to ask for XD

As for speed, well, I don't like applying pressure. There is no fun in being on demand in my view. Right now I'm in a couple of 1X1's where a post might even happen once a month at times. and I'm perfectly okay with that. Yeah, I know groups are different, since we have more than just one other person and plot stuff to think about. So with that in mind, yeah, don't feel pressure when posting. Take it easy and post when you can and have fun. There is no time limit, per say - because RL circumstances and such - but if you see it is your turn to post, then getting a post out as soon as you can is all I ask.

Oh wow, that post was longer than I expected it to be. Not a windbag at all
@MissCapnCrunch@AyElEmAy@vertigh0st (apologies for the ping but i wasn't sure if you subscribed here yet) I'm honoured by you all being interests in this. Is good. Don't hold back on any questions you might have, since it's kinda hard to elaborate without more knowledge to your own inclinations.

I should probably start working on an IC. And I really don't mind if it's a small or large group. So long as it's enjoyed. But first I wanna lay down at least one specific that you might be wondering about?

That is the character sheets. They aren't needed but by all means when the thread starts post a sheet, of course, if you want to do it that way. I've GM'd before so don't worry. so far I feel confident that you will all introduce your characters in the IC in such a way that the rest of us substantially know what's going on with them. So all good.

I also think maybe I should wait on some more interest before getting carried away, and maybe open a discord server if things get running well.

We are all in on this together, so any thoughts on these things are welcome :)

HI PEOPLE!

So hey, I had this idea, yes I did!! Now, hold up, I've never done a Slice of Life before, because who wants to add to the already grimmmmm nature of real life by playing it out in the fantasy world of RPing as well? NO ONE! well... maybe someone - BUT ANYWAY! Let's make this a slice of life with a difference - none of that gagging mainframe stuff!

Different? How? HAH!

Ragamuffin!

- Heck! The difference is up to you!

Hear this, hear this! Your character lives in a apartment or house in a middle to low class suburb of a MUCH greater city! Oh heck, maybe your character is a street bum - why not?! Here you can establish the home and character you want - so long as it's middle to lower class! whoop whoop!

Here in this suburb you got all sorts from commoners to the drug dealers to ex cons to gardeners to students to hookers hanging out on the street corner - to God knows what else! Integrate your character as you please. Let the story unfold at will!

HECK YES, I have a GM plan to throw things out of wack - but never mind that at this stage - just know it is gonna be fun! Who knows, maybe you and our resident neighbors are on rout to save the world, or maybe to save a very special flavoured pie from being devoured by a wicked adversary - who cares either way? As long as we're having fun!

So put your hands up! Who is in with me on this?

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐, 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖘, 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖍, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕭𝖆𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊


Jack caught the coin with a swift downward snatch of one hand, though his now queer look was stuck on Cheryl.

There is something really wrong with you

Her response wasn’t altogether what he should have expected from anyone aside a few bad people he’d met in life. She didn’t seem to care at all that someone wanted her dead, but that wasn’t the only thing irking him at this point. How did she not show the slightest trace of appreciation that he shared the death request with her openly, even at the possible cost of seeing his daughter? Sure the whole thing seemed suspiciously moot, but still. So much for winning over even the slightest amount of respect. Then again, she did just hand over a gold coin to the man who had been asked to kill her. So that was progress. Okay, maybe not, not necessarily. Not with this girl. She was just plain weird.

Unable or unwilling to discuss matters further, he gave a nod to thank her for the coin and turned away. ‘Weirdo’ He muttered loud enough for her to hear, and started up the road past the empty stalls of the marketplace.

Woman needs to lighten up. When was the last time she had a good –

‘Fuck!’ He bit his lip – train of thought broken when he stumped his toe on a raised cobblestone brick, causing him to stumble a few feet.

A professional thief, and a damn good one. That’s Jack. He’d raked in more cash than he could count by way of his uncanny ability to keep cool and avoid mistakes. He had always been the suave and collective guy, the man’s man, and he had a reputation to match, at least, that’s the way things were back in his own world – but this place, this world, wherever the hell he was, was getting the better of him. His frustration was mounting. Never in all his life had he managed to act like such a complete imbecile so frequently. He suddenly got the notion this place had cursed him to be a fumbling idiot – that is, aside from all the other shit it was throwing at him. Or maybe it was Cheryl, some people just manage to bring out the worst in others, and hey, she was some sort of witch, and by the way things were going he wouldn’t be surprised if she was the one to have hexed him. He could feel her watching him walk up the street. Well, she might not have been watching, but it sure as hell felt like she was. He wasn’t about to look back to confirm.




Strange. Travius had been expecting him. The hefty blacksmith stood in the doorway of his home, a grim frown expressing both his lack of surprise and disdain for the late-night caller.

‘You’ve come for your weapon?’ He snuffed, shaking his head as if appalled by something, and reached behind the door to produce a sheathed sword. It wasn’t a big piece, little shorter than most swords Jack had seen in his life but, admittedly, his experience in medieval weaponry was rather limited. Before Jack could say a word, Travius had shoved the sword up against his chest to take it. ‘Now go.’

Jack clutched to the sword with one hand, looked down at it, up at Travius confused, and then regarded the gold coin in the palm of his other hand; ‘You don’t want –‘

‘There is no charge!’ Travius snapped. The flame of the porch sconce flickered madly as if incensed by the man’s blunt mood. ‘The Old Hag was here. Told me to give this to you when you arrived. You just missed her, actually…’ He crooked his jaw to one side, ‘…why she couldn’t have just given it to you herself….’ He sighed as though a great weight was supressing his ill feelings towards what was apparently an old hag? ‘No, just go, please. If only you and your kind would leave my family in peace. I want nothing of this, you hear?’

With the door slammed shut, Jack stood very confused on the porch, eyes peering to the side to watch the reducing flames of the sconce. Just when he thought things couldn’t get any stranger. Now he was thinking he hadn’t even scraped the surface of the oddities to come. He turned slowly in thought then descended the three stairs to where he stood on the road and took a few moments to assess the sword. Sliding the weapon a few inched free of its finely stitched leather sheath, the blade gleamed like milky steel in the descending glow of the three moons. What sort of steel was this? Certainly wasn’t iron. Wasn’t silver or platinum either. It looked soft like liquid metal, yet definitely hard to the touch – and light… Like a feather. In his experience, at least in most cases, the heavier the item the more value it held, like gold for example, but something was telling Jack in this instance that all he knew about value meant nothing anymore.

While exposing a few inches of its blade in the moonlight – unable to help but admire the faint iridescent spectrums reflecting in waves off its surface – his peripheral vision caught sight of someone nearby. His head snapped up, eyes widening on an old woman haunting the shadows on the opposite side of the road. She was dressed in a dark robe, hair straggled, her bright and piercing blue eyes immediately sending shivers up his spine.

‘Who are y…’ Jack’s voice breathed like that of a fading ghost call while everything around him began to change. The town itself began to transform, yet not quite. The buildings that were there remained as they were, yet another image was superimposed upon and around them. It was as if he were viewing the same town from another place in time, or possible an alternate reality – some sort of parallel existence? He stood there stricken by an invisible force, and the old woman remained in her position too, just glaring at him with those piercing eyes as the imagery of another town like Sonarlis came alive. All he could do was watch as the event took place around him –

It was daylight. Morning. But there was nothing pleasant to see. The world seemed to have turned to hell and demons, or be them dragons, were raining havoc upon the small mountainside town of Sonarlis. Across the way, the recently bustling marketplace had been torn apart, a great deal of it going up in flames – and so were some civilians; flesh melting from their bones as they frantically attempted to douse themselves, while other people, or most others, were scrambling and screaming in terrified attempts to find safety.

On the far side of the market, Jack could see the large man that was with Hannah in the previous apparition. He was a large brute of a man, now standing near a different young girl with a sword. These two being the only ones not fleeing in terror like the rest of the townsfolk. But the brute, holding some type large glowing bone in hands, was visibly filled with rage. Face red with intensity, he was looking across the market at Hannah.

Jack’s heart leapt in his chest at the sight of his daughter. Her arms were bound. She was kicking and struggling to escape a man dressed in a dark cloak and hood who was carrying her over his shoulder to where he proceeded to mount a massive Dragon that had landed.

The brute took off running towards Hannah, those tree trunk legs moving at unbelievable speed, while the girl he left behind suddenly shot upward, rocketing like a bullet into the sky like superman’s offspring.

Mounted on the base of the dragons neck, the cloaked man was struggling to lay Hannah over his lap. This struggle was causing a delay that could have provide the brute time to get to them, but the brute didn’t need a delay. He had hardly taken a few pounding steps in their direction when he teleported, and in that split second before vanishing from one spot and arriving next to the grounded dragon, he seemed to appear in two places at once. Now sliding to a halt next to the dragon, the brute swung his weapon down on the dragons head before it could even consider a defence. The dragons head exploded in a gruesome burst of scales, blood, teeth and brain matter, accompanied by a beastly cry that emanated from the brutes weapon.

The body of the dragon slumped lifeless as the brute turned his furious attention to the cloaked man who was still mounted on the neck of the carcass and still struggling to subdue Hannah, until he realised what had happened by the spray of dragon’s blood that covered his person. Raising Hannah as a human shield against the brutes pending assault, the cloaked man dismounted and started running towards the bridge out of town.

Quickly the brute gave chase, only now he too was being pursued by another dragon swooping down from above with the intent to attack the brute from behind – though it never got the chance. Just a moment before wrapping its open mouth around the brute, yet another dragon appeared. This new arrival looked different to the other hostile dragons. It was smaller, younger - its features told Jack it was of a different breed - and its scales were the pale green colour of the bushes that it suddenly emerged from beside the stables –

This younger dragon shot out from hiding like a cannon and rammed the hostile dragon with a powerful body slam that sent it off course; tumbling through the air and across the ground and into flames of the marketplace. From the flames it hastily shot upwards while the word ‘ARIST’ boomed like thunder from its mouth.

The incredible speed of the young dragons sudden attack had caused Jack to jump in surprise, but in the following moment he saw that the brute had caught up to his target, swinging his weapon at the cloaked man’s legs. Even amid the sounds of all the chaos taking place, the sickening sound of his knees being shattered could be heard. He went down bellowing in agony. Hannah was flung from his arms and rolled into a stall of a nearby horse tied up in the stables. The horse was frightened by all the commotion, narrowly missing Hannah’s head with its stomping hooves before the brute stooped in and swept her up into the grip of one arm. Although Hannah’s arms were still bound, she gripped her legs tight around the brutes waist while the brute himself, now wielding his mighty bone in the grip of one hand, strode up to the cloaked man writhing in pain on the ground and popped his head, just like he had the dragons.

All of these events took a mere few seconds to unfold. It all happened so fast, and now - apparently alarmed by the word “Arist”, or be it the young dragon that had appeared so conveniently - the few remaining hostile dragons quickly turned from aggressive to panicked behaviour. They no longer seemed willing to continue their attack. They called out in some strange language to each other, but they didn’t flee either. The three of them quickly regrouped above the town, circling like curious but apprehensive scavengers, while the young Arist dragon perched itself upon the headless dragon carcass like a content kitten, the colour of its scales turned from pale green to various shades of clay, and it raised its mellow stare to the predators in the sky… or maybe it was looking at something else up there.

It was then, while the townsfolk continued to run about in terror, while the hostile dragons began circling in the sky, while the brute started to free Hannah from her binds, and while Jack tried with all his might to call out to his daughter, but failed, the transparent play-through of the alternate reality faded away.


Jack was back again, standing on the cobblestone road in the night and turning his awed and troubled expression towards the old woman who, right at that moment, spoke before vanishing, as if she too had been an apparition.

‘Take my sword, it will serve you well. Let the soured bitch Cheryl lead you. Come to me.

It is all about the journey.’




Jack had been gone for less than five minutes so Cheryl would have likely still been waiting. He didn’t actually know if Cheryl had also observed the vision he had witnessed, and he didn’t really seem to care. Jack’s demeanour was noticeably different now. His sheathed sword was strapped to his back, he was void of expression, he was walking with a strut like a man with confidence and purpose, and he didn’t say a word or even look at Cheryl until he arrived beside her horse, ready to go.

‘Yeah, I’ve ridden before,’ He tells her, ‘so let’s get this show on the road.’
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay


~𝔅𝔞𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔢~


Less common than many other dragon types, and considered extinct for a short period post The Age of Resilience, Arist are arguably the most feared and revered of all dragons, renowned for their esteemed intelligence, exceptional magical abilities and physical prowess.







𝒞𝒶𝓏𝓃𝒶


Cazna is female, probably human, and comes from a place called Linger. At age eighteen she stands five feet, six inches (167cm) tall. She's lean with fair skin and shoulder length hair. Hair and eye colour pend on many factors.

Although Cazna looks and smells the part of a human, one might be inclined to describe her as superior, which may make up for her lacks of personality. Not a case of lazy writer’s syndrome, she really does lack personality - most of the time, and there is likely a good reason for that.





𝒦𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒


Krome is a male human from Earth, prior the year 1999AD. At age twenty he stands a bit over six feet with a strong athletic build, rustic-blond hair, lightly tanned skin and chestnut eyes, handsome – but no, not in that cute, pretty-boy Leonardo DeCaprio kinda way. Consider Krome a little more rugged than that.

Krome’s personality is like trying to sum up a real person in just a few words. Not gonna happen. For that, one can go visit the comic book store. But just to say, he usually comes across as cool, calm and collective.



𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓼


Dead.

Probably dead. She may have been an old bird, but not quite at the nappy stage yet.

But one should always make sure.

Avoiding the old woman’s crotch like the plague, Buttons stretched up to pat his paws over her wrinkly cheeks. Cold. Clammy, and even more than usual. He moved his nose in towards hers, not sensing any breathing before her head flopped to the side and knocked with a dull thud against the window.

Cold skin, lack of breath, incontinence, and uncontrollable rolling of the head in a moving vehicle.

Definitely dead.

Taking leave of her lap, he sat on the seat beside her like nothing was wrong, looking around in a casual cat manner. Fortunately, this bus wasn’t crowded, not many people eager to visit Squarespace, apparently, but that was all well and good. Had there been more people on board this unoccupied seat may not have been so empty, but less passengers also meant less likelihood of anyone noticing the old, dead lady slumping about in the second last row - and Buttons definitely didn’t want that. Who needs all that commotion and fussing over a person that doesn’t care anymore anyway? Besides, he really didn’t feel like being manhandled right now. A cat needs its space. Sure, suffering a little human touch for the sake of obtaining a delicious feed was normally worth it, but being coddled and squeezed and groped by way too many human hands, just because some old lady died, was another thing altogether.

Death… how monotonously annoying.

Nope, he’d sit right here, in this perfectly pee-and-poop-free seat until the bus arrives at its destination. Okay, he was feeling a little bit concerned. After all, the woman did soil her pants, and it might not take long for one of these passengers to notice this unrelenting stench of old people faecal matter.

Ignoring the insatiable urge to coil down and lick his ass, he remained in a seated position, expression flat as normal and turning his eyes out the window, just waiting for this journey to end. The sooner the better, of course, this smell was going to put him off the thought of food for at least another hour.

For the love of tuna soup, please hurry up and arrive already!

One eyelid raised a notch when the Welcome sign to Squarespace floated by the window. Looks like he was having a stoke of luck, this journey was certainly close to an end, and never a moment too soon. But you know, despite the stench and the dread of possibly having the old bird give her position away, he was feeling pretty good about all this. He’d been hanging around old Mariam for far too long, and it was always great to live free and easy on your own now and then. No one to feign affection for, no one to whine at for an extra little scratch above the tail, no more having to put up with the blaring volume of infomercials at odd hours of the morning in an apartment that smells like old eggs. Yep, he could roam around and live by his own wits for a while, time to stop and smell the roses on his continued and lengthy search for Bob.

Still, I really will miss her fried chicken wings. No one cooks chicken quite like she did.




𝓙𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓮


Jaimie had no reason to stay in this one-horse town anymore. The only reason she’d come here in the first was to hook up with Vernon, but interest in that romance died fast. As usual. If it wasn’t for that annoying tattoo of his ex’s name stamped on his left butt cheek, the whole affair may have lasted a little longer. Since the break-up, if you even want to call it that, she’d rented a granny flat while working as a checkout chick in the local convenience store, saving up the money to move on. That mission had been accomplished now, and she was soooo looking forward to indulging in the always jumping and banging city life again.

With warm coffee cup braced in both hands, though still shivering in her comfort-sacrificing, black mini skirt, knee length leather boots and skimpy hot-pink jacket, Bob cut bleach-blond hair pulsating in the morning breeze, all she had to do was wait for the next bus out of town. Despite the cold and the unpractical clothes she was wearing, she was masochistic enough to have chose the table outside of the bus station canteen room. Sure, it would have been warmer to wait inside, but that would have also meant having to put up with humouring the conversation with Michael, the pimply faced teen serving at the counter. Just another stalker she had managed to obtain during her stay. He really wasn’t happy to see her leaving, and she really wasn’t in the mood to counselling a breaking heart.

So many lonely, sappy, clingy men out there. How even was it that women were the ones to get tagged as the more emotional gender?

She didn’t have to put up with the cold for too long, she could have just used the extra sweater she had tucked away in her carry-on bag, but fortunately she didn’t have to. The bus was right on time, the warm bus aircon awaited her. Really though, a bus perfectly on time in a town like this was no surprise. It was actually kind of eerie just how well things normally turned out here.

Figures

She did have a little more waiting to do, at least time enough to finish her coffee while the bus driver went off to freshen up before the next journey. But, as life had a way of throwing its surprises, her reasons for leaving town were throw into question when a black-and-white tuxedo cat was the first to step off the bus. When the doors clambered open, the cute little thing seemed to be in quite the hurry – pouncing from the platform right over the steps and onto the sidewalk where it paused, just long enough to regard Jaimie with a peculiar raise of one brow, and say; “Hey there, hot stuff! Try and keep those legs together, will ya? – and enjoy the smell!”

Yes.

It spoke.

She gasped. Mouth and eyes wide with shock. The coffee slipping from her grip, smashing on the stone pavers between her feet as she watched the black-and-white beauty dart off up the street towards the center of town.
𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓼


This is Buttons, well, at least in markings and eye colour.




Well no, okay, this isn’t the best picture. It doesn’t really capture his usual flat expression and cynical disposition. But this is more or less what Buttons looks like when he gets surprised, which honestly doesn’t happen much.





Consider everything prior to this point his personality reference....

Bob is his real name. Actually, that’s not quite right, it is the name of the man trapped inside the cat. Buttons is the name of the cat. …It’s a long story, to be honest, so I’ll cut it short to prevent any needless suffering.

It happened a long time ago, in a town I can’t be bothered to remember the name of right now. Bob was living there at the time, a commoner sort, though a little odd, roughly in his early thirties, who happened to fall in love with the local witch. They got married, lah-de-dah and so on, but in the end he pissed her off and she cast his soul into a cat. That’s the bulk of it, really. His human body is still out there somewhere, shuffling around listlessly without a soul.

To be fair, being trapped inside a cat has its benefits, like being doted upon by practically everyone who meets you, and having the good fortune of licking your own ass in public without anyone harping up about it.


So that’s a thing.
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞

Eight hours before Boris met Hannah


“WHAT IS THE FLAMING MEANING OF THIS!?”

Despite his angered tempo, King Eor’s somewhat feminine sounding voice - normally a displeasure to hear - was at this moment a relief for Barnaby. But not just for him but likely for the woman with him in the concubines bed chamber as well. The king had been assaulting her for several hours already and her screams for mercy had long since dwindled out. Perhaps she was dead already. Wouldn’t have been the first time the king had continued having his way with the remaining corps.

In the corridor outside the chamber, Barnaby paused, his hooded head lowered as he said a silent prayer for God to have mercy on the woman inside. His quite delay to answer the king, however, only served to incense the royal scum further.

“DO YOU SEEK A TORTUROUS DEATH?! YOU WILL ANSWER YOUR KING THIS INSTANT!!” He yelled with so much strain that it sounding like he was about to stroke. “JUST ENTER ALREADY!!”

Never actually willing to meet with the King directly, Barnaby was as ready as he would ever be to enter the room, but neither did he cherish the thought of what he might witness once the door was open. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, said another quiet prayer, opened his eye, pressed down on the door handle, and then the door creaked open slowly as though propelled by Barnaby’s exhaling breath.

King Eor had not been decent enough to yet detach himself from the woman bent over the table in the center of the room. He was clean shaven, though a pudgy man, proof of his indulgent life. His sweaty face grimaced as he lowered his tone to a devious level at Barnaby.

“What is it, old man?”

Barnaby, chairman and Elder of the Royal Counsel and dressed in a grey priest-like robe that seemed to meld with the darkness of the corridor, did not step into the room. The view was clear enough. From the shade of his hood he did not, as usual, make eye contact with the king, but the woman… or be she just a girl… couldn’t have been a day over twenty. Her outstretched hands were nailed to the tabletop, feet nailed to the timber floor, her fair body breached with bruises and lacerations inflicted by her king. She was limp, cheek flush to the table and her glazed eyes, though dwindling of life, locked upon Barnaby’s compassionate gaze.

“It is your wife.” Barnaby announced the reason for his intrusion in a stale voice that matched his old and weathered face, yet he did not remove gaze from the girl that he knew by name. “Your wife, sire, she requests your company in the royal chamber.”

Eor’s grin forsook him at the mentioning of his wife. His jaw began to move, reminiscent of a cow chewing its cud while he stewed over Barnaby’s words. Finally, he withdrew and stepped away from the girl who failed to make so much as a murmur of relief. After wrapping himself in his purple velvet night robe, the king tied a knot in his long blond mane and draped its tail over his shoulder.

“So it is, my own wretched wife who disturbs me this night.” He said, starting to stroke the fall of his hair as if it were a comforting pet on his shoulder. “But can you not see I am busy? Is there not a man in my castle, nay this entire land, with balls enough to defy her whims?”

Barnaby now released his gaze from the girl, if only to bow his head in pretend shame. “Forgive me, sire, I know my presence is unwelcome. But I am, alas, merely a messenger. But I do believe…” He paused, “your wife does have something of important news.”

Eor appeared sickened at Barnaby’s words, top lip curling as his stroking fingers came to a crooked rest upon his flow of hair. “If it were not for my seed inside her….” He muttered with disdain, but conceded, “Very well…” and walked to the threshold where Barnaby stepped aside to allow him exit. “I will take my respite.” He glanced back at the girl, then regarded Barnaby with an amused grin. “Be sure she doesn’t move and… Flame her in my absence if you wish, old man.”

“Yes, sire.”

Barnaby kept his head down, his words being no more than standard response as the king departed. Once the king was out of sight, he entered the room. Closed the door. Moving to the center of the room he lightly perched himself on the table beside the girl, and then slowly extended one hand, placing it gently upon the locks of her black hair.

“It won’t be long now, child.” His voice was low timbre of comfort. “Your suffering will soon be over.”

“Please kill me, Barnaby….” She spoke, though be it a barely audible utter of weakened breath.

He couldn’t have been any more filled with compassion than he already was, now removing a blood tainted tear from the side of her nose with caring stroke of his thumb. “None of his concubines last the night. You know this already, Reft. You will enter God’s awaiting arms before morning comes. You will be free of your misery soon enough.”

“No -” Reft jerked in pain as the impulse to reach out to Barnaby caused stress on the nail that had her pinned to the table. “Don’t make me wait. Please… kill me now. I cannot suffer him for another moment. I will not….”

“Is it right that we both should die?” He replied, lowering his voice another somber octave. They both knew that if he kill her himself, he too would be put to death.

She wheezed. Shut her eyes for a moment. “…How do you do it, Barnaby? How do you stay in this place?”

Barnaby groaned in his spirit. Until recently it was fear that prevented him from leaving, for he knew that if he ran the king would have likely kill his son out of spite. Still, of late the circumstances of his son, Isarac, had taken an unfortunate turn. He’d been infected with the Bilic flue that had claimed the lives of so many in Nihilo of late, and Barnaby was doubtful that Isarac would ever recover. Death, it would seem, stood upon many doorsteps in his life.

“Do you want to live, my child?” Barnaby pressed his hand on Reft’s head as if bestowing a blessing. “If you were given to life of freedom, could you still stand to enjoy it after all that you have endured?”

Reft’s eyed widened ever so slightly, a notion of hope clearing the cloud of their glaze.

“It is true.” He told her. “It was merely for the sake of my son that I remain. Yet such fears shall not be warranted much longer.”

“Barnaby.” Her voice had raised to a reluctant whisper. “Will you be the one to save me? …Or do you only seek to taunt me?”

One of the old man’s teeth were heard to crack as he clenched his jaw in an effort to restrain his anguish. “I wish no more suffering upon you.” His fingers curled, sinking deep into the thickness of her hair. “Assure me that you can be happy in life… and I will deliver you from this death.”

“Yes.” Her breath became shaken in her effort to contain her anticipation, desperately trying not to move against the nails that held her. I plead you save us both. Take me with you and I will learn to live again. …Let the dead bury their dead.”




King Eor now stood in the threshold of the royal bed chamber, still stroking the tail of his hair, eyes remaining heavy and matching the lowered drawl of his voice.

“What do you want? Can you not see I am busy with my whores, Mel?”

Meloni, his wife - a petite girl in her mid-teens and of milky-fair complexion and straight, chestnut hair that reached the pink, bell puff-skirt cleft of her royal dress - remained with her back to him, standing by the window, staring out at the pastel moon-dyed hues of the Royal City. At the sound of his wretched disclosure, she sighed quietly with a small deflation of her chest, squinting with distaste that matched his own - while her right hand… as though to defy the grief of carrying his child… delicately caressed the mound of her pregnant form.

“I see very little of what you do…” The timbre of her voice wrought ominous depth to the candlelight-cast shadows of the royal chamber. The flames of the candles themselves then flickered as if irritated in the quietening of her pause. “and I would like to keep it that way.”

The king’s soul seemed to visibly sink at her defiance, shrinking his fatted cheeks to a withdrawn countenance.

“If it were not for my fuck tart inside you….” He gritted acerbically; “But make no mistake, you flaming wench, our child will, hence your demise, grow without the nurturing of its filthy mothers tit. Now tell me, if you please, why has your filthy existence summoned me tonight?”

“Are you so stupid…” She asked; “that you would forget your own devious plans so easy? Is it possible that your gallows-row concubines have finally managed to suck the intelligence right out from your penis?”

While his fingers continued to fondle the lifeline of his hair, his other hand was clenched at his side with white-knuckled restraint of his rage.

She turned from the window to face him in one swift and graceful movement, her face distorted to portray her impudence, but her hand now flat upon her belly as if to shield the foetus from being exposed to his presence. “It has been done.” Her impudence flattened. “The one you requested on the Eve of Beckon. She has arrived.” She raised one brow with a smile of sarcastic affection. “Looks like that devious plan of yours worked after all.”

The King swelled, as though his soul had been restored. One hand gripped to his ponytail as if it were the wand of God, while the white-knuckles fist of his other hand pressed in against his thigh.

“Where is she?”

Rolling her eyes contemptuously, Meloni turned back towards the window. “In the woods outside of Sonarlis.”

“Then what are you waiting for, woman? Do I have to spell out every word of my endeavours to you, as if you were a child?”

“Self-flattery doesn’t become you.” She snuffed sharply. “There is nothing I need from you. I just felt it best that you should know now, spares me the prolonged agony required of having to speaking with you later. But don’t be put out, my sire, I have already given the order for the Gallants to retrieve her. If all goes well, the girl will be in our care within the coming day. So go now, return to your whores. Stop stinking up my chambers.”

Despite her finalising disrespect, King Eor grinned with satisfaction. His fingers once again began to stroke his hair, but he need not say more, preferred to not say more, as he turned and left the room.




The kings satisfaction for the news his wife had given was not supported when returning to his Concubine’s bed chamber. Barnaby was gone, and so was the gallows-row concubine. Their absence was clearly explained by the rope dangling out the window.

“FLAME THAT OLD BASTARD!!”




𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖘 & 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖍


Boris looked behind him, now observing with a docile expression the commotion taking place in the market. He’d seen a lot of destruction in his life, so watching these people scamper about in the wake of the whirlwind didn’t really phase him at all. Just another day, really. Which is probably why he hadn’t paid any mind to the noisy destruction of the market at the time it was happening either. Still, seeing the people frantically trying to re-establish order did make him wonder why the Guard had told them to go the general store for clothing when there was a great big market right across the way.

Gosh

“You know, Miss. Hannah?” He nodded assuredly down at the girl while she too was busy noticing the chaos that recently ensued. Though she was much more taken aback that Boris by the activity, it did help to alleviate her distraught symptoms of whatever the hell it was that had just taken place with her and, despite being too captivated by the commotion to react Boris’ question, she did actually hear what he was saying. “I don’t know why Mr. Mardin said to buy clothes at the store when there is a market sitting right there.” He smiled, continuing to nod assuredly at the top of her head. “Boris thinks clothes are even much more better to buy at a market. We should do that before buying food. Clothes are very important.”

She shot her look up at him, quickly smiling agreeably, if not nervously. “Yup!” She said, strengthening her grip on his hand, “But please don’t let me go.”

Boris wasn’t entirely stupid. He knew when people were scared, but only really cared about that if he liked them at all. “Of course, Boris won’t leave you, Little Miss Hannah. Boris gets scared sometimes too. Especially when I’m really tired and can’t find a soft bed to sleep in. Sleeping is scary too.” He presented a vaguely disturbed smile. “Sometimes Boris wakes up in strange places.”

Hannah was returning a bemused look of sympathy to Boris when the sound of Guard Mardin’s raising voice was heard, stealing not only her own attention, but that of many townsfolk who stopped what they were doing to goggle at the new disturbance taking place. Boris, more prompted by Hannah’s quick turn of attention than the thing that had actually taken it, looked up at the ensuing event as well. Again, though, it wasn’t the first time he’d seen people argue, so his docile expression didn’t really falter until he saw something that specifically struck a nerve in him.

“I don't have time to deal with an insolent brat like you! You are disgracing yourself in front of everyone, you -”

Mr. Mardin had pulled his sword on a child and in that instant Boris had broken his promise to Hannah - releasing her hand, he started running towards Guard Mardin. His rage was focussed on Mardin so intensely that he didn’t notice the shadow that suddenly blocked the sun, and he didn’t notice - or maybe he just didn’t care - that the little girl Mardin had threatened had already snatched the sword from his hands. He bolted across the marketplace while retrieving Revel Yell from its hold on his back, his reddening face grimacing with fury as several townsfolk dived from his path. He was only a few more pounding steps away from Guard Mardin, Revel Yell raised above his head to strike him down, when the shadow that had blocked the sun quickly darkened. People suddenly started to scream. Then something large and cold seized Boris by his arms.

In an instant Boris had left the ground, carried up swiftly into the air in the clutches of a Dragon as it spiralled towards the sky and roared like thunder to announce the commencing battle. With timing that displayed their tight collaboration, four more dragons appeared from the North, South, East and West, descending upon the town like Kamikaze warplanes.




Within in blurred few seconds, Boris found himself high above Sonarlis, both arms seized separately in the tight clasps of the beast’s talons, but he had fortunately managed to keep hold of Revel Yell in his right hand. He had only just come to grips with his predicament when the Dragon that carried him curled and twisted its neck to glare under its belly at the brute of a man.

“The child is not yours to claim.” The dragon’s deeply trilled voice released with sparks and smoke chuffing from its nostrils. “She is property of the King now. And you will be taken to the royal gallows this day.”

The fleeting moment of confusion hadn’t reduced Boris’s countenance at all, his rage had merely shifted focus from guard Mardin to the dragon. In fact, the words of the dragon, no doubt in reference to Hannah, had actually managed to incense his aggression even further, provoking the power of Revel Yell. He replied to the dragon with a jumble of incoherent words while the weapon fed from his emotions, pulsating with a gleaming cyan aura as Boris yank it and his right arm free of the dragons grip. Then, using the momentum of freeing his arm, combined with the weighty leverage of his legs, he swung himself upward to deliver a swift blow to the beasts’ underbelly. Unprepared and utterly caught off guard by a human with the strength to pull free from its grip, the very surprised dragon had no time to devise a way to protect itself. Revel Yell released a beastly cry that filled the heavens when it slammed painfully hard against the dragons scaly abdomen, the impact causing its body to shudder as it raised its head to bellow at the sky and, as a matter of instinctual response, it let go of Boris’s left arm.




Mardin was having a bad morning. In the span of just a few minutes two strange young girls, one with the power the command the elements, the other dressed like a deranged woman of the night, had managed to get the better of him. As the cold steel of his own sword nipped at his throat, all he could do was express his bewildered antipathy with a twisted expression, and considered that maybe he should have stayed in bed that morning. Then, as if things couldn’t have got any worse, a new stir of commotion broke out behind him. Stepping away from the point of blade, he turned quickly to see Boris charging towards him, face red with rage, weapon raised above his head, a terrifying image only made more ominous by a dark shadow that at that very moment was cast over the marketplace.

Memories of quite a pathetic life flashed before Mardin’s eyes. In an infinitesimal moment he had accepted his grizzly fate, only to feel an odd sense of disappointment when two massive talons dropped down to snatch Boris away in a nick of time.

““DRAGONS!””

The word born of mortal terror came forth from numerous townsfolk simultaneously, as the battle cry of the dragon that had taken Boris roared out across the sky. The marketplace quickly turned mad with frenzied panic as four more dragons were, in the following instant, seen descending upon the town.

Mardin had turned back to the girl with his sword. In a state of paling fear he considered demanding it back, but in the end decided it was probably better to just run away.

“Keep the flaming sword, you stupid child!” He yelled as he turned to flee in direction of the guard’s station, knocking down a passing peasant woman in the process.




It all happened so fast. One second Boris was holding her hand and telling her he wouldn’t leave, and the next thing she knew he was running away before being snatched up by a winged monster. Of course, Hannah had played enough video games, seen enough movies, and read enough books to know that these monsters had to be dragons, said knowledge being enough to only increase her fear. Terror had managed to silence her, a would-be scream lodged in the throat of her gaping mouth as her only other impulse was to run in the same direction Boris had headed before being whisked away, but she had taken no more than a few steps before being stopped in her tracks by a swooping dragon that laid down a wall of fire across the ground of the marketplace in front of her. Screams of people being burnt alive could be heard from within the fire that quickly swallowed several of the market stalls, while other terrified townsfolk became even more frantic, crying for help, scattering in all directions, knocking each other down in their desperate attempts to save themselves.

The infernal heat from the fire caused Hannah to shield her face with the palm of one hand as she staggered several steps back and turned her eyes up to see her friend Boris falling from the sky, while the dragon that had taken him was now twisting and gyrating in what seemed to be a pain induced descent towards the mountainside. It was then, seeing her only security in this frightening world plummeting to his death, that Hannah felt that peculiar inner energy re-exerting itself –

Her bloodcurdling, grated voice expelled with the explosion of her power, sending out a shockwave from her person, knocking down stalls, throwing people to the ground, and extinguishing the flames that the dragon had laid just moments before.

During a very short, eerily silent wake of her exertion, Hannah had crumbled to the ground, face in her hands and bursting into tears, covering her view of Boris’s decent. She wasn’t in any condition to care about one of the five dragons that had landed in a clearing behind her, the heavy thud of its arrival was not enough to turn her attention to it, or to the hooded, black-robed man who immediately dismounted the saddle on the dragon’s neck. He seemed to move at inhuman speed as he darted up behind her and slung a leather-strap noose around her body. With a sharp tightening of the knot her folded arms were pinned to her sides, kicking and screaming as he slung her over his shoulder and rushed back to remount the dragon.

In those same moments proceeding Hannah’s outburst, the dragon Boris had injured crashed into the cliff face of the mountain. The other three dragons, briefly started by Hannah’s display, re-commenced their terror on the town. Chief Mardin, after briefly being knocked down by the explosion, didn’t bother to look back as he moved as fast as he could towards the guard station. The other townsfolk, also paused by the outburst, quickly went about picking themselves off the ground and returning to their desperate scrambling. Then of course there was Boris, finally crashing to the ground just a few meters from Erised's location, the fall of his massive body hardly broken by the last standing market stall.

“OOF!” Was all that he could say, before quickly scrambled to his feet and throwing off the cloth of the tent that had covered him on impact. Looking first to Erised with a face still red with rage and Revel Yell still glowing in his grip, it took all of one more second to shift his attention to the other side of the ruined market, where Hannah was being carried away by the cloaked man towards the dragon.




Jack


Jack, or be him now ‘Dipmeat’, was barely phased by Cheryl’s crass threat. It was the second time since he arrived in this equivocal world that someone had put a blade to his throat, but this time he was already too beaten by all the goings on to feel any more out of sorts. In fact, he had barely even noticed the actions.

The energy within him continued to dwindle like smoke venting from a well-charred room, and by time the final steps to their destination were made, Jack was feeling a little more coherent. That of course didn’t stop the loathing he felt at laying eyes upon that sorry excuse for a horse Cheryl had approached, a feeling that was strangely levelled by the dwindling memory of his daughters recent apparition, not even to mention the sound of the devil screeching in the distance. There was a thought, however brief, that rung through his head like some ill joke as he watched Cheryl and the hell-horse become sweetly reacquainted:

A horse with looks to suit its owner’s personality. Terrific.

He was just starting to believe he was in error for forcing the issue of teaming up with Cheryl, when the now quietened night was yet again abruptly broken by the sound of his ringtone, blaring at full volume from his back pocket.

It was enough to make Jack jump and spin in a circle as if caught in enemy crossfire before he realised what was happening, while the horses in the stable became instantly unsettled. Snatching the phone from his pants he fumbled in his haste. The phone dropping and scuttling across the gritty ground but, unfortunately undamaged, continuing to belt out the song while Jack scampered after it as though he were chasing an escaped chick from the henhouse. Eventually he managed to catch it, yet only to prolong the uncomfortably long and undignified display with several urgent swipes of his finger across the screen to connect the call.

The music had finally died out in echoes of resounding beats and lyrics across the night, while the sound of a crying infant, woken by the noise, could be heard from a nearby residence. But Jack was paused, glaring at the glowing screen of the open call as if trying to see the face of whoever was on the other side.

Unknown number.

“Like that’s a surprise.” Jack said, forgetting for the moment that his voice could likely be heard by the caller. Surprisingly calm now, as though the panicked incident hadn’t even happened, he shifted his eyes towards Cheryl’s horse, took a moment to compose his thoughts, then lowered his look to the ground while lifting the phone to his ear.

“Sonarlis City Morgue. You kill them, we’ll chill them.” His said, with the perfected automated enunciation's of a telemarketer. “My name is Jack, how may I help you today?”

There was initial quiet on the other end, and having been successful in his intent to throw the caller off, Jack felt mildly pleased, if not strangely reassured by the several seconds of silence.

“Jack.” The caller spoke in a low and doomful, yet slightly puzzled intone.

“You got that much right.” Jack maintained his demeanour. “Whom may I ask is calling?”

There was another short delay before the caller spoke again. “Jack of the outworld…. Father of the resilience. You will answer my questions and you will listen to me. Are you with the witch, her, and her pipio?”

“Wait-wait, just a minute!” Jack broke from his pleasant, telemarketing inflections. “Are you the fucker that’s been trying to text me all night?”

“Are you with the witch?”

“I’ll answer your question when you answer mine.” Jack insisted. “Tell me who you are. How about that for a start, Bud?”

“Jack.” The caller seemed slightly annoyed, raising the severity of their grim tone in order to enforce their dominance. “If you desire seeing your daughter again, you will cooperate with me.” The voice paused while all expression ran from Jack’s face. “Is the witch and her pipio with you?”

Jack was silent for a minute. The caller had managed to piss him off with the words about his daughter. But his face remained deadpan, turning his sober start to Cheryl and Piper for a fleeting moment.

“Yes.”

“And can she hear me?”

“No.”

“That is good, Jack. Now you will listen carefully to what I have to say.” The caller paused. “You will kill the witch and her pipio. You will not be seen. Then you will go to the Royal City. You will travel there alone. You will do this. You will succeed. Or you will never again lay eyes upon your daughter.”

It was then that Jack had a thought. He pulled the phone from his ear and held it out in front of him, a small sliver of his anger now expressed with the narrowing of one eye as he tapped at the screen to activate the speaker for Cheryl to hear.

“I’m sorry.” Jack spoke a little louder, a subtle inflection of his anger heard in his tone. “I didn’t quite hear what you said. Bad connection or something. Could you repeat the message?”

There was quiet on the other end for a moment, as Jack raised his finger to his lips at Cheryl. Hopefully fingers to the lips was intended to hush someone in this world like it was back on Earth, but Jack wouldn’t have been surprised had Cheryl suddenly started dancing the jig in that moment.

“Jack…” The caller spoke again, only this time their low grim tone clearly loud enough for Cheryl to hear. “You will kill the witch and her pipio, then you will travel alone to the Royal City. You will do this, or never lay eyes upon your daughter again.”

Jack was taking no chances on Cheryl’s reaction, quickly replying with a, “Yep, heard ya loud and clear that time, bud. How about I give it some thought and get back to ya?” and then ending the call he turned off the phone and tucked it back in his pocket, casually as having just finished a call with someone who had the wrong number.

“Alright. How about we get the fuck out of here?” He said, clapping his hands together and glancing up the road in direction of the Blacksmiths house. “I’m suddenly feel’n like I might need a weapon before we go. You can wait for me here or I can catch up to ya.”
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