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3 yrs ago
Current A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing

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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Finally landed back in Adelaide... I'll get caught up and look to finish up the post I've been working on.
when all else fails, just make a cup of tea.


I like to think Julian bought an electric kettle and Eilidh has just melted the bottom of it and destroyed the circuitry, covering the new stove top in molten plastic.

#Blindjokes
"The Renegades are just Julian's cheap labour for flipping houses to become the next Luthor real estate mogul", confirmed.
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I was thinking 'dealing with blackout'


Mine's on this.
Where are all the IC replies?

Oh wait...


Don't rush me.
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"Hey now listen here ya *unintelligible, impassioned Scottish rant for ten minutes*"


"Cece, is this that 'talking in tongues' thing you were talking about..?"
Excited Red: "Haggis? What's that?"

*Face pallor drops*

"I think I know why my brother Red Volcano decided it was time to destroy humanity..."
Really urgently important question!!

What is your characters favourite meal?


Red keeps discovering amazing food all the time.

Like these hot... dogs... but Don't let the name scare you off, because it turns out they're not really dogs at all. Although the salesman did imply that they may contain pigeon and/or rat, but he's still not sure if that was meant to be some kind of joke.

Also that cho-co-late he was telling you about earlier. It made him sick, so watch it if you're planning on eating it for three or four straight hours. It'll get you.
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Thanks! I love writing snarky mean girl dialogue like the CW writer I am. Also, this character isn't deep, and so surface thoughts are ALL the thoughts. The rating system is currently arbitrary.

I'm also having fun reading everyone else's. It really fleshes characters out in a great way.


Lean into the girl-punk.

I'll flick you something in a minute.
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