ImportantNobody

[Ranked] 2 v 2 battle! Reapers Vs Champions; A Dance of Blades!

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That first one was referring to DJ's situation. :K

No but it's less gruesome to picture.

@GreivousKhan

Less gruesome? But I thought the mons pubis was so low she'd split in half anyways.

[Ranked] 2 v 2 battle! Reapers Vs Champions; A Dance of Blades!

Personally I'd use a certain foot implement to radically change direction

@GreivousKhan

I imagine digging a high heel into the ground to try and spin herself, but the heel would break and the character also remembers it's hard to fight in high heels anyways and falls and breaks her neck. What other foot implements are there?

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Your not allowed to think about physics in the Arena! :K

Also the mons pubis is actually the starting point which is right above where you might be now thinking. I meant to kick melon in the booty before, but he mistook it for something else entirely so that meaning has sort of become canon.

@GreivousKhan

Wouldn't the starting point be from the very bottom? I guess the mons pubis doesn't count as part of the bottom of the groin? Either way that doesn't change much at all.

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Just remember that for all intents and purposes we should assume her running speed is as familiar to her as ours is to the best human acrobats and parkour practitioners, her reflexes would also be similarly formidable. I can think of many ways she could move out the way of that strike, especially with the aid of her shield, hell you could just parry with your sword if you really needed to, and then let your momentum carry you forward to strike anyway.

@MelonHead

Or I could do my suicide charge and take us both out! Mwahahaha!

[Ranked] 2 v 2 battle! Reapers Vs Champions; A Dance of Blades!

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I'm having trouble actually visualising Khan's attack, surely he doesn't mean to bring his sword up between your character's legs? That would be insanely easy to avoid at this level, you only have to turn your body sideways.

@MelonHead

Turning her body sideways while running that fast would make her topple to the ground and roll in an impromtu cartwheel.

Important vs SgtEasy [Ranked Tournament]

@ImportantNobody

I guess so. But if you want, you can move on to the finals. I've got way too much on my hands. But I don't know. If it's a tie, what does that mean?

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Also, sorry that I forced it into a draw, feel like a scumbag now

@SgtEasy

No worries. And we'll see what Innoue has to say.

RPGuild Ranked Tournament

Nevermind @Innue, we did sort of finish in time, ending in a double kill for Raln again. Guess it's up to you to decide our fate, although @SgtEasy said they might be too busy for the finals.

[Ranked] 2 v 2 battle! Reapers Vs Champions; A Dance of Blades!

@MelonHead So does that mean my close range attack missed? Itsuki was down on the floor and past Judgement already with her attack.

@DJAtomika

If I was melon, I'd just power through with his own attack and accept the damage.

EDIT: You know how there was a little "thigh gap" craze where women's thighs aren't supposed to touch as part of some attractive related thing? Well, Listia having a thigh gap may cost her life if it allows his sword easy access. Take that, unrealistic beauty standards!

Arena Chat Thread

I'm gonna post a character in the Ranking Headquarters, and he's gonna be really spooky. I'm looking for someone brave enough to square off against the spookiest, scariest skeleton in the west.

@LeeRoy

Evvie will try and sit in it.

RPGuild Ranking Headquarters!

I think Raln may be in another tie (double kill) scenario for my latest ranked tournament, getting killed by his opponent's dying breath. Can't catch a break with him.

As for my character in this new tournament, I'll try to finish her over the weekend. She should be able to face most enemy types adequately, but might not specifically be an anti-melon.

RPGuild Ranking Headquarters!

Nope. Just going over battle grounds to not give Melon an advantage. As it is he is going to be tough.

@Skallagrim

I need to develop a robotic character codenamed "Anti-Melon". He's our only hope to stop him now.

Important vs SgtEasy [Ranked Tournament]

@SgtEasy, considering Raln is in no position to dodge that chainsaw, I shall allow the hit. Looks like a tie for me again, considering they're both surely dead?