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I'm a fuckin' weeb, but one of my great-grandparents was Japanese and a Japanese can't be a weeb by definition so...
7/8 Weeb

...kill me.

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Ah, a big eater. Everyone loves a good glutton. At least there shouldn't be any shortage of food laying around.

Might wanna lay off too many humans, though. Human brains can cause Parkinson's.

EDIT: You know, gives me an idea. It'd be a really cool (read: creepy) idea if like, this character collected all the brains in jars of their particularly heinous victims, and kept them around as sorta still semi-living trophies as some sorta eternal punishment. They're trapped somewhere between life and death, devoid of senses yet not allowed to die. Insert dark comedy quips about "pickling" as you please.


Oh yes, every Overlord needs a henchman who can clean up the leftovers, guts and entrails don't nearly make as fine decorations as skulls and bones after all.

As for your idea, sure~ if a particular upstart hero was worthy (or frustrating or both) enough to deal with, she can decide to extract their brains and keep it as a trophy, a young lady needs her toys after all. >:)
@Yam I Am Oho~ this doth look dope! I'm pitching my interest.

I think I have a fitting OC for this, she's some kind of flesh slime eldritch abomination thing with a humanoid facade (Think of: Carrion (Video Game) and Saya no Uta (Visual Novel)), whose greatest joy in life is to consume more biomass.

Liebe Lucretia,

Wir haben Tests mit Modellen durchgeführt, die nach Ihren Spezifikationen aktualisiert wurden. Spürbare Verbesserungen bei 'A', 'TR' und 'FE'.

Wir freuen uns, wenn 'Icarus' höher steigt, aber wir sind weit von Perfektion entfernt. Viele Verbesserungen sind noch möglich.

Königsmähne über alles.

Mit Grüßen,
Karloman Königsmähne


A pair of emerald green eyes blinked once after they were done reading the telegram, followed by dainty yet deft fingers performing a simple formulization on the parchment, muddling the written surface into something completely unrecognizable, the letter looked no more different than any other piece of paper now. The Polymath responsible for it then neatly folded the letter as she stored it in her backpack, her floating metal backpack, a curious construction of iron, its steel blue surface gleaming under the light of her cabin aboard Queen Titania. Speaking of the luxury airliner, she deduced that it'd soon be arriving at Bermuda Academy's port... but there was still enough time to write a reply.

--Arrival--


Lucretia of House Konigsmahne disembarked from the airship, neatly in formation of a tour group as with thousands of other students. With her 'backpack' floating close to her, she let her eyes roam the gargantuan marvel of engineering that was the artificial island of Bermuda. The sheer craftsmanship was impeccable, both functional and aesthetically pleasing, truly the pinnacle of just what Technologism could achieve, yet another proof that it was the one true path to Enlightenment. As skilled as a Dynamist is at bending the elements or as strong as an Egoist can be, these two disciplines would eventually lead to stagnancy, machines could perform everything the former could without tiring, and the latter was an evolutionary dead-end as they mutated themselves into sterile abominations.

Like a proper freshman of the most prestigious academy in the world, Lucy followed her group's assigned guide without fuss, her extraordinary mind taking careful notes of all the important details she gathered during the welcome tour. The academic center, leisure district, dorms, and points of access. For her own personal accommodations, she'd very much prefer if she could get her private own room, but if such a boon wasn't possible, then she'd have to make do, here's hoping that whatever roommate - if any - she'd get would be the amicable sort. Few could stress her out more than a rambunctious nosy brat who had zero sense personal space.

A strange curfew... hmmm... interesting, behind every policy was a reason, but the ones given to the students were paper-thin attempts at deflecting their inquiries. Heavy fog? Every single night? Only a simpleton would be satisfied by such an 'answer'. Definitely a matter she should look into sooner than later, even if only to guarantee her own safety.

--The Weaver of Memories--


When the luminous orange sphere was finally resting for the day, Lucretia arrived at the tour's final destination, the so-called 'Hall of Greats'... and upon first glance, she could see why it deserved the title.

Ah, indeed, this magnificent chamber reminded her of home, where her House would hold a grand feast to honor esteemed guests, such as Kaiser Heinrich himself and the imperial entourage. All manner of gourmet food and drinks served on pristine ornate tables, professional staff ever at the ready to serve. This was enough to sway even the stoic heiress to try out a few light delicacies herself, especially those she hadn't tried before. Turkish Delights... gelatinous sweets from the Ottoman Empire, how curious, delicious too. Hmmm~ "Ah..." But she's here for a purpose, get a hold of yourself, Lucretia. Her pale cheeks rosened slightly at this moment of weakness.

Sighing, she took out a picture from her pocket, the colored sketch of a certain Austrian youth with hair of dark wood, and emerald irises just like hers. There were notes written at the back, but most prominent were two words settled right next to each other, Franz Steiner... She reinforced her knowledge of his features before putting the sketch away for safekeeping.

Thus, Lucy's search through the Great Hall began, and while it might have been a difficult task for the average person, it was rather elementary for a technologist savant with outstanding attention to detail like herself. Soon enough, she spotted her quarry, a brunette teen a few years older than herself with mirroring eye color.

She made no hesitation to beeline her way toward him.

"Guten Abend, Herr Steiner," She greeted him, trying to grab his attention. If she was successful, Franz would see a white-haired young girl standing a whole feet and a half shorter than him. Due to the fame of House Konigsmahne, and her being the child prodigy of said noble house, perhaps he could recognize her, perhaps not, regardless, she would proceed to offer him her right hand, "I am Lucretia von Konigsmahne, a pleasure to meet you." While the lingua franca of the Academy was Latin, she spoke in German due to the close heritage of their respective nations, "Would you honor me with a moment of your time?"

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"Dialogue."

Thoughts.

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--The Serpent Strikes--

After her report, Valkyrie received a reply from her superior and fellow agent, she had expected Veronica to have some reservations against this slight deviation from the plan, but fortunately Jacqueline backed up her up. There was no time to explain everything, but she believed that the good doctor was familiar with the notion that even the best laid-out plans wouldn't survive first contact with the enemy. The flexibility to adapt to on-field conditions was an important skill to have for any field operatives worth their salt. "Understood. Valkyrie, out."

Wukong would be joining, huh? Wonderful, she would appreciate any help she could get, she had this feeling at the back of her mind that she might have bitten more than that she could chew, but there's no place for hesitation on the battlefield.

Focusing her sights on the Commissoner's Office's window from her vantage point, she could see that it had seen better days, certainly thanks to Leroux's seismic show. There was a safe though, could it be that it contain whatever these mobsters are looking for? "...?!" Nevertheless, she didn't have much time to ponder as it became painfully clear that King Cobra and his rhumba were already expecting her. "Tch!" The brunette esper immediately took cover under the window as no less than nine goons began firing at her, two of them heavily-armored and wielding military-grade weapons.

"Nnnngh!!" She gritted her teeth as hails upon hails of bullets of all manner of calibers were being shot at her direction, causing a cacophony of those distinctive thunks of ballistic projectiles striking against concrete. "Valkyrie reporting! The tangos have military arsenal! Will attempt to neutralize them! Over!" Just as she was done shouting at the intercom, a peculiar 'bullet', fatter and rounder than the rest, flew into the window and bounced a few times against the hallway floor... before it spewed copious amount of thick white gas.

Fucking lachrymator grenade?! Alright, think fast, Sil, think fast, you either stay here and be suffocated while bawling your eyes out or move and risk getting shot, neither of those sounded good, but such was the reality. Regardless, she wasn't going to be bullied without a fight, but before she made her decision, there was one thing she must do first.

"Fuh..." Holding her breath, her arms surged with orange sparks as they traveled from her limbs into her rifle, causing Teslic Gauss' coils to begin glowing with supernatural power. Her brows frowned deeply as she quickly rose from cover, aimed at the Armored LMG Mobster, then pulled the trigger...

BOOM!!

A literal bolt of orange lightning launched from the coils, reaching the speed of thousands of miles per second in an instant. A destructive piercing melody cast through the beam note. It was aimed dead center at LMG Mobster's forehead, aiming to pierce through his helmet, cranium, and splatter his brain all over the office. If the Allfather's willing, it should continue traveling to hit whoever was behind the main target, grievously wounding if not outright neutralizing them.

Wasting no time to examine the results of her melody, Valkyrie immediately bolted away from her position while covering her nose and mouth with one hand, trying her best to maneuver through the veritable storm of bullets!

"Wukong! Do something about that grenadier!"


20 | Female | G.E.M.I.N.I. | The Faceless
Teslic Gauss | Long Gun | Physical | Nibelung Valesti
Northern Sentinel | Government Agent
Electromagnetism | Lightning | Static Shock
[Paralysis (4), Speedster (4)], Damage (2), Damage X (6), Push (2), Pull (2), Piercing (2), Bend (0)

DAMAGE: B | SPEED: E | SENTINEL: C | Max Mana: 500

[Bronze Beam] [Damage X] [Piercing] = -112 Mana

PHYSICAL: D | ARCANE: E | CHAOS: D | Current Mana: 324
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Done all those. Glad to be here, let’s all get counting!

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@IzurichBatteries are a thing, but they’re fairly clunky and pointless. Easier to get a Steam Core and have it generate electricity through SCIENCE rather than store a shit ton of heavy batteries with limited lifespan.


Oooooh, okay~ I'll add a "backup steam core generator" to Schwarzritter then, enabling it to function at a reduced performance in the absence of the telesma network.
@SilverPaw The limits of electricity is basically vaguely being within civilization. You’ll want the Steam Core if you plan on adventuring into the deep sea, but if you’re just swimming in a touristy beach, you’ll have electricity there.


This jolts my brain to a pretty good point to confirm. Are batteries a thing?

If yes, Lucy may want to put a few in Schwarzritter to enable it to function without the Telesma network for a limited time. It'll automatically recharge whenever the electro-wireless connection is established.

If no, well, no network, no metal doll to play with, which would result in a sad Lucy. :'(
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